Va-Poo-Rize

Saw this item: Poop-Freeze Aerosol Freeze Spray (10oz) on AnandTech Hot Deals, and it immediately reminded me of Va-Poo-Rize from Envy

Do check out the thread and reviews because it’s hilarious:

This product is INCREDIBLE!! I’ve been using it for a couple of years now and have since made a business out of it. I use my poop freeze for making ash trays, art to put on my mantle, figurines, coasters – the opportunities are endless. And best of all – my house doesn’t even smell like poop!!

This is great stuff. My dog gets the runs from time to time. Just zap the juicy pile and it comes right up. It also makes clean up a lot easier. Usually I wait till it ages a while before I chuck it in to my neighbors yard. Now I don’t need to and my yard is nice and clean.

yay i be the first person to review this item yay.It really works. It freezes the poop so it is nice and hard to pick up.Works well on the slimy stuff that is almost impossible to pick up.u need to get it.

Do yourself a favor and save on expensive vet bills; WAIT TILL YOUR DOG/CAT IS FINISHED POOPING. I tried to get an early start on the “freeze” and I chased my dog around the yard, turns out I freezer burned her tail and anus, now I have a 900 dollar vet bill. It also works with human, ferret, and horse feces, although I do recommend the half gallon for horses. Also great for those nights of binge drinking, when some one drops a duce in the living room!

62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

  • At 62f your not going to freeze anything, though it would cause a large billowing steam cloud…
  • it’s -62F minus sixty two
  • I guess Firefox renders a box instead of a minus sign. Safari shows a box with a x.
  • “Amazon” used non ASCII (7-bit), non HTML-codes of the right-arrow and degree symbols — that’s why neither character is presented in Ff… can’t say why any browser should have bothered displaying these oddities.

Why not take newspaper or a magazine and stick it under your dog’s bunghole when s/he’s about to go?

  • You go ahead and try to get a dog to dump where you want them to. Get back to us when you’ve done it. 😉

It will kill your grass BTW….

This product is INCREDIBLE!! I’ve been using it for a couple of years now and have since made a business out of it. I use my poop freeze for making ash trays, art to put on my mantle, figurines, coasters – the opportunities are endless. And best of all – my house doesn’t even smell like poop!!

its so cool, you can make sculptures, and figurines…GREAT PRODUCT

You could go to a dog park and make a variety pack of popsicles! Little ones big ones different flavors!

Couldn’t something this cold be considered a deadly weapon? I mean, if you sprayed it on someone…O_O

  • -62 isn’t THAT bad. Your skin would definately get agitated but “deadly”..not a chance. It gets that cold in many parts of the world where humans live 🙂

after it’s applied, is it cold on the outside, warm inside? or is it solid as rock?

man, why did i check this forum before dinner??? made me lose my apetite earlier… but interesting product.

Then you can shatter the POO!! LOLerz

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