香港典型既情侶對話

香港典型既情侶對話 (from RobTrust)

:今晚妳想食乜野?
:是旦啦!!你話事
:食壽司好唔好?
:天寒地凍仲食D凍冰冰野...
:咁去打邊爐啦,天氣咁凍,打邊燼就最正
:我前兩日先打過,成日打好熱氣...
:咁去食泰國野或者韓國燒烤好唔好??
:都話左熱氣啦,仲要我食呢D野,你有冇心聽我講野架...
:咁去POKKA好唔好??o個度D SET DINNER都幾好食(開始有D無奈)
:POKKA好多人,唔想排隊
:咁去”鋸排”好唔好??
:唔想食咁多肉,好肥架..
:冇人叫妳食晒件”排”,或者妳叫碟意粉又或者其他野都得架
:咁咪即係叫我睇住你”鋸排”,我唔食你都唔準食...
:咁食台灣野好唔好?(有D火)
:台灣野好多油,好肥架(撒嬌狀)
:咁去食粥啦(已經開始”發悔氣”)
:天氣咁凍,食粥唔飽肚
:麥記”定” 家鄉雞...行啦(江良才盡”發悔氣”,明顯已經唔想諗)
:都話熱氣落..(委屈狀)
:咁不如妳話事啦,我唔想諗啦...
:我就係諗唔到食乜先叫你話事,你比D主見得唔得(發脾氣)
:唔係話熱氣,就話肥,我真係諗唔到仲有乜可以食(爆發了)
:咁係熱氣、係肥”呀嗎”..我有講錯咩,自己諗唔到就亂發人脾氣(惡人先告狀)
:咁去”味千”食拉麵好唔好(死狗狀)
:唔..都好,我要食咖哩拉麵∕炸餃子
:………………..(又話熱氣?)
:仲要食雪糕
:………………..(又話天寒地凍仲食D凍冰冰野... ?)


Here’s the translations for those who don’t understand Cantonese dialect:

The Exemplar of Hong Kong Couples’ Conversation

Translator’s note:

  • In Chinese, “hot air” (熱氣) is a condition you get from eating too much hot, fried, or oily food. I’ll be replacing “hot air” with “unhealthy”, so the conversation flows.
  • 味千 or Aji is pronounced May Qeen in Cantonese, but it’s a Japanese ramen chain.
  • Thanks Cari for catching my translation mistake. For some reason, I saw 蛋糕. I thought something was wrong when I couldn’t figure out why cake was icy cold.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight?
Girl: I don’t care!! You decide
Guy: How ’bout sushi?
Girl: The weather’s too cold to eat something so icy cold…
Guy: Then let’s do hot pot, the weather’s so cold, doing hot pot would be the best
Girl: I did hot pot just two days ago, doing too much hot pot is bad for health
Guy: Then how ’bout Thai or Korean BBQ??
Girl: I already said I don’t want unhealthy, and you still want me to eat those food, are you even listening to me…
Guy: The let’s go to POKKA?? The Set Dinners there are pretty good (feeling a bit annoyed)
Girl: There’s too many people at POKKA, don’t want to wait in line
Guy: The how ’bout “steak”?
Girl: Don’t want to eat that much meat, too fattening..
Guy: Nobody says you have to eat the entire “steak”, or you can order a plate of pasta or other things
Girl: Then that’s just telling me to watch you eat “steak”, I don’t get to eat means you don’t get to eat…
Guy: How ’bout Taiwanese then? (feeling a bit angry)
Girl: Taiwanese food has too much oil, too fatenning (spoiled brat)
Guy: How ’bout congee then (feeling more anger)
Girl: The weather’s too cold, eating congee won’t fill my stomach
Guy: McDonald’s “or” Kentucky Fried Chicken… should be fine then (already too angry to think anymore)
Girl: Already said nothing unhealthy.. (not bending)
Guy: How ’bout you decide then, I don’t want to think anymore…
Girl: I only asked you because I couldn’t decide, can’t you give more choices (starts to throw fit)
Guy: If it’s not unhealthy, it’s fattening, I really can’t imagine what’s left (explodes)
Girl: Well it is unhealthy, and fat “right”.. Was I wrong, just because you can’t think of any place doesn’t mean you have to yell (trouble maker complains first)
Guy: How ’bout “Aji” for ramen then (random suggestion)
Girl: Hmmm.. sounds good, I want curry ramen/fried dumplings (gyozas)
Guy: ………………..(didn’t you say nothing unhealthy)
Girl: Afterwards, I’d want cake ice cream
Guy: ………………..(didn’t you say the weather’s too cold to eat icy cold things… ?)

2 thoughts on “香港典型既情侶對話

  1. isn’t the last thing ice cream instead of cake?

    and we can’t help that it’s hard to pick a place when going out to eat! it usually takes like a bazillion and one suggestions before the guy mentions exactly what i wanted but didn’t know i wanted. but when he does suggest the right thing, i go, “ooh, great choice!”

    and isn’t that what a bf is for? to be the one who knows me better than i know myself? to switch foods with me when i realize i ordered something i don’t like? to go “fiiiiiinnnnnnnne” and let me have my way when i start to pout?

    no?

    and you know… the guy is gonna miss the girl and listen to this jay chou song (http://www.multistars.com/jaychoustudio/…/CannotSpeak.html) when she’s gone. O=)

    this is a long comment. hee.

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