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I so got this image from Upsidaisium the other day:
It’s a post by the artist(s) of VG Cats complaining about how people keep sending him porn of Aeris (the pink cat) in his comic. This post is no longer available on his site, but it was awesome:
RE: Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is with you people? I don’t care! Stop sending me your Aeris porn. Honestly, I’ve seen the normal shit…But a penis? Seriously, what’s so fucking appealing about a pink cat with a cock the size of your arm?!
I just don’t understand. I’ve done NOTHING to sex up Aeris. She has smaller tits than Leo, she has no ass and she’s certainly not “womanly”. I don’t know what to do. Should I get rid of her eyes? Or will you sick fucks go “OMG SOCKETFUCK, SOCKETFUCK, IT’S AWWWWRIGHT~”.
Also, that cameltoe was a freakin’ accident, alright? It’s a dot for gods sake! A dot which just happened to be on her crotch. Sure, there were some other details but I had to be realistic. Given the tightness of her paints, it’s only natural that the old girl pokes through.
If you’re wondering which comic strip the “dot” is referring to, see VG Cats #217: Wardrobe‘s bottom left panel. I honestly never noticed such a thing before, but like the FedEx arrow, I can’t help but think about this whenever I read any new VG Cats comic strip. Something is very wrong with me.
The irony here, of course, is that Ramsoomair is, himself, a b-tard — he’s probably invoked Rule 34 on more than one occasion.
For those that don’t know rule 34, here is urban dictionary:
If it exists, there is porn of it.