A Little Piece of India

A little Piece of India (from MS newsgroups):

coca colacolgatemastercardibmnikeindian railwaysseat beltfine for spittingcomplaints and suggestions box


Random Crap:

Funny quotes:

(from /.) But maybe people WANT something to be stolen. Many years ago, the garbagemen (sanitation workers) in NYC went on strike, and garbage was piling up in the streets. A relative of mine in Brooklyn still managed to get rid of his: he put it in big boxes, wrapped the boxes in gift paper with bows, and left them in his car with the doors unlocked. They always got stolen.

Makes me wonder why they didn’t steal the car too… unless it was a piece of crap.

(from MS newsgroup) But really, stop signs are just yield signs that are red, octagon and have the word “STOP” written on them.

(from MS newsgroup) [names have been altered to protect the innocent AND guilty]
John [4:02 PM]: hullo
Albert [4:02 PM]: sup dude
John [4:02 PM]: i like men
John [4:02 PM]: whoops, wrong window
Albert [4:03 PM]: we know you like men
John [4:03 PM]: albert
John [4:03 PM]: i have a crush on you

pya! FLOOD

Another round of pya! FLOOD!

Some previews:

try defeating me
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わたしを倒してみろ!! – Try Defeating Me!!

sumo fighting
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スモウグラップラーズ – Sumo Fighting

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チュウ♥ – Kiss♥

(img) 力こぶ – Biceps – when you’re born with natural guns
(vid) 起きてるよ~ – Waking up – haha, this energy bar commercial almost had me for a moment
(img) ウォッカパン – Vodka bread – I guess the Real McCoy is hidden bottle of Vodka
(img) 雨どい – Rain Gutter – quite elaborate I must say
(img) ハート – Heart – made with a bunch of birds
(img) ダイエットしなきゃ – Off your diet – guy must be crazy to think his car would fit
(vid) ウエイトリフティング – Weight Lifting – a bunch of funny home videos
(img) 自由の女ゴミ – Trash Statue of Liberty
(img) ダンスの踊り方 – How to Dance – learning the tricks when you’re young
(vid) 釣るより釣られろ – Fish Fishing Human
(img) 間抜けな電車事故 – Stupid Cable Car Accident – I wonder who had the right of way
(vid) 手品ではありません – Not a Magic Trick – disappearing Rubiks cube
(img) プリン – Purine – burnt toast
(img) いい味出してます – Yummy – Windows computer sushi
(img) リアル Zガンダム – Real Gundam Z
(img) たっぷり入れないでね – Stirring without a spoon
(img) 未来のマチュピチュ – Future Machu Picchu – turns out to be a place in Peru.
(img) ナイフキーパー – Knife Holder – also seconds as a stress reliever
(img) マイPC – My PC – built with Legos!
(flash) What is Love! – tons of hilarious renderings of the SNL skit
(img) (wan)舌長っ – Long Tongue
(img) 時代の変遷 – Change of Times – See how Alice of Wonderland has evolved!
(vid) エリーゼのために – Because of Elise – playing Fur Elise on a scanner
(vid) 手品ではありません – Not a Magic Trick – took me awhile to figure out how he did that with the Rubiks cube
(flash) スターウォーズ – Star Wars – why is Chewbacca a mop?
(mp3) マッチ – Match – some cool 3D surround sound
(img) 一筆書き – 1 stroke drawing – Totoro girl and Cat Bus
(img) これは便利!- Convenience! – toilet docking station for iPods and iPod Shuffles
(img) くねくね – Wavelike – fun or unfun drive?
(img) オーダーメイド – Custom Made – Face or Vase?
(img) 食べてchu – Please Eat – hamster is trying to feed bunny
(img) しまった! – Oh Shoot! – statue is trapped!
(img) よい子は – Good kids – why it’s great to have a little brother, until it’s his turn
(img) 整列 – Straight Line – Pikachu train

More to come tomorrow!

pya! FLOOD

Here comes the long awaited pya! FLOOD!

Some previews:

exercise
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運動??? – Exercise???

big battle
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大決闘 – Big Battle

try defeating me
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わたしを倒してみろ!! (俺なら倒せる!!!) – Try Defeating Me!! (You will fall!!!)

(img) トイレットペーパー – Toilet Paper – reminds me of the Ferguson from Married With Children.
(img) X-Wing – is that photoshopped or is it really flying?
(vid) 人間スケボー – Human Skateboard
(img) 壁掛け時計 – Wall Clock – this clock has an awesome hour hand
(img) 遠い昔、ある美術館の中で・・・ – In a future art musuem… – Star Wars version of Temptation of St. Anthony by Salvador Dali
(img) 5匹のnya – 5 meows – a bunch of cute kittens
(flash) スーパーマリオボタン – Super Mario Button – an audiosound super-synthesizer which allows you to generate in game music and sound effects
(img) 次世代兵器 – Next Generation WeaponMitsubishi-Anaheim “PROTOTYPE 16” MSZ-006 Special Squardron Japan Imperial Navy Air Force at Okegawa airbase in Saitama Japan 1945
(vid) マスゲーム – Mass Game – a pretty neat commercial for Budweiser
(img) 【怪奇】見ると勝手に首が曲がってしまうwan画像 – [Weird] When you look at this puppies photo, your neck would tilt automatically – cute puppies!
(img) キラーwanサー – Killer Dog – reminds me of Red XIII from FFVII
(img) 今が買い時 – Time to buy – would you like your Pepsi served hot?
(img) スーファミ – Super Famicon – wonder if this is real and or if it’s just a shell. it’d be sweet if it can play SNES games on this portable system.
(vid) ハンティングゲーム – Hunting Game – spider tries to attack the mouse pointer on screen
(img) ニモ – Nemo – some neat 3D tilings. I always wished they’d show what it looked like from the other side
(img) トリックアート – Trick Art – another one of those where you have to look from a particular point to see
(vid) んんんんんんッ(((`・ω・´)))プルプルプルプル – Sumo Robots
(img) ヒトフデ・ジブリ – Nausicaa – drawn w/o lifting the pencil
(img) 抱きしめたい – Want to hug – cute baby kangaroo!

More to come tomorrow!

SNL – Natalie Portman – Gansta Rap

I posted the Lazy Sunday video in a previous entry. Apparently this week, SNL got Natalie Portman to do a rap (from FuzzyWuzzy). It was first posted on YouTube, but has since been removed. After my search online (which actually took longer than I expected), I finally found the video at MissPortman (2nd to last video at that link).

You can also stream it from PutFile: SNL – Natalie Portman – Gansta Rap (direct download). The rap was okay and mildly funny, but I’m just not into Natalie Portman after she cut her hair short. Some find her sexy though (i.e. FuzzyWuzzy).


Random Crap:

Court says California oral sex law violates rightsA 22-year-old Californian man who received oral sex from a sixteen-year-old girl should not be forced to register for life as a sex offender, the California Supreme Court ruled on Monday. … In the case, Hofsheier pleaded guilty and received probation after meeting the teenager in an Internet chat room and sharing rum and orange juice with her at a beach.

Conn. City Hopes Music Will Clean Up ParkActivists propose playing recordings of classical music in Barnard Park in hopes of annoying petty criminals so much that they’ll leave. They also hope the music will make the park more pleasant for other people once it is cleaned up. … “Beethoven is not going to save you,” he said. It’s ironic that “some of the greatest composers in history are now being viewed as some kind of bug spray or disinfectant.”

Complexity causes 50% of product returnsHalf of all malfunctioning products returned to stores by consumers are in full working order, but customers can’t figure out how to operate the devices, a scientist said on Monday. Here I’m thinking half the returns made by people who purchased computers are people who can’t figure out how to turn it on. Hahaha.

Lost Ring Found in Fla. Home 23 Yrs. LaterMarlene Kiraly asked her husband to hide the 3 1/2 karat, uninsured diamond ring her mother had given her just before she died 23 years ago. Problem was, he did such a good job no one could remember where it was. … “I went to a psychic a month ago to find out where the ring is, and she said my husband hid it really well and I would find it,” Kiraly, 48, of Lake Worth said.

The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia (from FuzzyWuzzy) – “now that’s my kind of cs project” – FuzzyWuzzy. A CS project to determine the smallest Bacon Number (the number of movies to link 1 actor to Kevin Bacon) from any other actor. Their main database the used with from IMDb. Actually sounds like a lot of fun.

C.S.A. The Movie (from CDMCC) – C.S.A. stands for the Confederate States of America, a funny comedy describing what if the South had won the Civil War. Currently only playing in selected cities like New York and San Francisco.

The Simpsons come to life (from /.) – MAKERS of the hit cartoon The Simpsons have a filmed the show’s opening titles using real actors. In the hit viral going around the world we get to see what Bart, Homer, Marg, Lisa and Maggie would look like if they were humans. And you can be among the first to watch the hilarious titles, filmed over 18 months in Britain: The Real Simpsons.

the real simpsons

Japanese Make Gasoline From Cattle Dung (from /.) – Scientists in energy-poor Japan said Friday they have found a new source of gasoline — cattle dung. Finally! A never ending supply of renewable energy! People need to eat hamburgers => cows will poop => cars that can move!

Fight graft with fat cat slimming drive, China urgedIn a country where people often complain that police officers seem too well fed to catch villains, Miu Shouliang said limiting the weight of officials would stop them spending government money on wining and dining, the Xinhua news agency reported.

Professor Allegedly Shows Explicit VideoA criminal justice professor at Grand Rapids Community College has resigned after showing a video in class of a man having sex with a pig, students and a faculty representative said. … The video appeared on a projection screen and students begged Naves to show the 10-second footage, according to the accounts. Says quite a bit about the curiosity of college students.

Caché

Went to watch this movie tonight with CDMCC and Elizabeth. All this time, I was calling this movie “cash” as in memory cache, but apparently it’s a French word and pronounced something like ca-shay. Movie overall was thrilling and suspenseful as I expected. I also thought the movie was in English, but that didn’t change my feeling toward the movie much. There were some gory scenes, which you can read about in my spoilers.

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Official Website
IMDb: 7.6/10 (2,699 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: Yahoo! Users: B-
Apple Trailer

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Black Cat Episode 18

Leon looks way too much like small Trunks in Dragon Ball Z. In this episode, you get to see Eve do some pretty crazy transformations.

Black Cat Episode 18 – Sailing Cat

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King of Fighters – Another Day Episode 4

This episode finally ties the several of the episodes together, but there’s still a lot of unexplained things going on.

King of Fighters – Another Day Episode 4 – All Over

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Fate/stay night Episode 9

セイバーは凄い可愛いいいいいいい!!!
(Saber ha sugoi kawaiiiiiiii!!! / Saber is so cute!!!)

Fate/stay night Episode 9 – Elegance Under the Moon

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Sean Paul

There’s these 2 new songs I’ve been playing on repeat for the past 4 hours:

Sean Paul – We Be Burnin’
Sean Paul – Temperature

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You can actually listen to both of these songs on his website. They have an audio flash player that plays both these songs. Using Ethereal, it turns out it’s just piping an mp3 through the flash player. You can download the mp3s here:
Sean Paul – We Be Burnin’Amazon.com / iTunes
Sean Paul – TemperatureAmazon.com / iTunes

The bit rate is a bit low, so it’s probably just good enough to listen to. The only fault on that website is the fact it only plays Temperature once and We Be Burnin’ will repeat for eternity until you click the rewind button. You can see that I’ve been listening through their audio player for quite some time.

The genre this music claims to be a mix between reggae, dancehall, and hip-hop. The tune’s actually quite catchy. Once again, I heard this song in my car and decided to get it.

Lyrics:

Temperature

Intro:
The gal dem Schillaci…Sean da Paul
So me give it to…so me give to…so me give it to…to all girls
Five million and forty naughty shorty…
Baby girl…baby girl…Sean da Paul sey…

Chorus :
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin’ you warm
I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I…
Wanna be the Papa…You can be the Mom….oh oh!

Verse1:
Make I see the gal them bruk out pon the floor from you don’t want no worthless performer
From you don’t want no man wey can’t turn you on gal make I see your hand them up on ya..
Can’t tan pon it long…..naw eat no yam…no steam fish….nor no green banana
But down in Jamaica we give it to you hot like a sauna..

Chorus:
Verse 2:
Bumper exposed and gal you got your chest out but you no wasters cause gal you mpressout…
And if you des out a me you fi test out,Cause I got the remedy to make you de-stress out….
Me haffi flaunt it because me God Bless out…And girl if you want it you haffi confess out…
A no lie weh we need set speed a fi test the mattress out..

Chorus:
Verse 3:
Gal don’t say me crazy now, this Strangelove it a no Bridgette and Flava show..
Time fi a make baby now so stop gwaan like you a act shady yo…
Woman don’t play me know, cause a no Fred Sanford nor Grady yo….
My lovin’ is the way to go…my lovin’ is the way to go…..

Chorus:
Verse 4:
When you roll with a player like me…with a bredda like me girl there is no other
No need to talk it right here just park it right here keep it undercover
From me love how you fit inna you blouse and you fat inna you jeans and mi waan discover..
Everything out you baby girl can you hear when me utter… Chorus (repeat) FIN

We Be Burnin’

Intro:

Just gimme the gees an we be clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin’ now.
Little hennesy an we’ll be bubblin yow.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.

Verse 1:
So when you see the S.p. floatin don’t provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation a fi get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.

Chorus:
Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cause we mind de pon we pay.
Worth more than gold and oil and diamonds girls we need dem everyday.
Recognize it, Pimpin as we riding.

Verse 2:
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.

We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.

Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with… well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.

Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again

Chorus:
Verse 1 (repeat)
Chorus(repeat)
Intro

Running as non-admin on XP

So after the StarForce incident, I decided to remove the admin priviledges from my default login account. I made sure I knew the Administrator password and even created a 2nd admin account just in case. A lot of things require admin credentials to work properly in Windows XP, but so far the process has been smooth. I’ve made a shortcut that runs runas /u:Administrator cmd, which will create a command prompt asking me for the Administrator password and then giving me admin credentials on that command prompt.

Programs like Unlocker and Ethereal fail to run properly under my credentials which is expected. Ethereal was a easy fix where I just right clicked the shortcut and clicked Run as… and I can choose to run as an Admin. However, Unlocker still failed to work properly. It seems to require Debug access, which I have yet to test it, but I did learn how that Unlocker can be used through the command prompt:

Command line usage:

Unlocker.exe Object [Option]

Object:

Complete path including drive to a file or folder

Options:

/H or -H or /? or -?: Display command line usage
/S or -S: Unlock object without showing the GUI
/L or -L: Object is a text file containing the list of files to unlock
/LU or -LU: Similar to /L with a unicode list of files to unlock
/O or -O: Outputs Unlocker-Log.txt log file in Unlocker directory

So I just added the path to my environment variables and now I can execute Unlocker in any directory (with admin credentials of course).

Getting to the control panel applets with admin credentials was another obstacle. I did find this link: Run Control Panel Applets as Another User which provided enough information on how to do it, but I’d still like to be able to pop up a control panel window will all the links already having admin priviledges instead of remember everyone. I guess this will help me in the long term if I remember the shortcuts.

If you want remote desktop access, remember to add yourself into Remote Desktop Users.

So what does all get me besides complications? Better Security. Now I don’t have to worry about installing software that will install crap like StarForce onto my computer without me knowing. So far the change has minimal impact on how I do things, but if things start getting bad, I might probably just change back to Administrator.