Free Songs from Weird Al

Weird Al “Yankovic” is giving a free song titled Don’t Download This Song (from /.) – Here’s the direct mp3 download link.

Lyrics: (HOTEL XVR27)

(sang to the tune of We Are The World)

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
‘Cause you start out stealing songs and then you’re robbing liquor stores
And sellin’ crack and runnin’ over school kids with your car

So don’t download this song
The record store’s where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song

Oh, you don’t wanna mess with the R-I-double-A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

So don’t download this song
Don’t go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song

Don’t take away money from artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is, “Everybody, please…”

Don’t donwload this song (Don’t do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (You can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)
Oh, don’t download this song

Don’t donwload this song (Oh please, don’t you do it)
Or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)
Oh, don’t download this song

Don’t download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
You’ll burn in hell before too long (and you’ll deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)
Oh, don’t download this song

If you don’t know Tommy Chong, you can read about him on Wikipedia.


If you visit his homepage, you’ll also find out that he’s giving away You’re PitifulYes, Al recently recorded a James Blunt parody which unfortunately, due to matters beyond his control, will not be appearing on his forthcoming album. But if you’re so inclined, you can just download it for FREE! From the article:

According to Yankovic, Blunt himself gave his blessing to a song called “You’re Pitiful” (audio), which was to appear on Yankovic’s now-finished but as-yet-unreleased new album. But after Yankovic finished recording the parody, Atlantic Records, Blunt’s label, told Yankovic that he couldn’t release “You’re Pitiful.” Though Yankovic has encountered resistance from artists before — after a miscommunication involving permissions, Coolio publicly objected to a released parody of “Gangsta’s Paradise,” while Prince has always turned down Yankovic’s requests to parody his hits — he says this is the first time a label has stepped in to squash the release of one of his parodies.

That’s why he has decided to give it away online for free, since parodies are legal, but if you want to sell for money, you’ll need consent from the artist, or “whoever” owns the rights.

Lyrics: (from LyricZZ)

(sang to the tune of You’re Beautiful)

My life is brilliant…

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I…Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of
Adequacy

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

Never had a date
That ya couldn’t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein’ you

Well ya just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

You’re half undressed
Eatin’ chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom when you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you

Happy Birthdays!

I know two people’s birthday which are today, so I wanted to wish:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MMOUSE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEWYDENISE!


Random Crap:

It’s been awhile since I posted a Japanese phrase, so today’s Japanese phrase is: 焼肉 (yakiniku) – barbeque meat – I was literally drooling when I was watching 結婚できない男 (Kekkon Dekinai Otoko – which literally means Man Who Can’t Get Married) and he was eating yakiniku. It’s basically where you sit around a grill and barbeque thin slices of meat.

Full Screen DVD

As I was sorting the DVDs alphabetically on my self the other day, I noticed there was a something different about one of my Lord of the Ring DVDs. I picked it out and noticed it was the full screen version. I was like shoot, it’s been a couple months since I purchased it already. What to do. It still had the Best Buy sticker on it and it was still completely sealed. My reciept did show the wide screen version, but it’s already pass its 30 day return/exchange period. If you look closely at this image:

bookshelves missing lord of the ring the two towers dvd

you can see that I’ve taken out the Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers DVD.

Anyway, I went to my local Best Buy without my receipt and asked if I could do an exchange because I had picked up the wrong version a couple weeks ago. I tell them I misplaced my reciept and they were fine with that. It took me forever to find the DVD and ended up asking for help because apparently Lord of the Rings falls under “Science Fiction”. I didn’t find any Fantasy category, so I went to Drama and Action and even Wars.

Anyway, I did get scared when I found out the DVD was supposed to cost $9.99 last week, and mine had a $14.99 sticker on it, but the customer service rep didn’t notice and now I have my wide screen version.


Random Crap:

haxorz license plate
Haxorz license plate (photo taken by HKenshin)

Experts baffled by water-gurgling treeIs it an artesian spring, a broken water pipe or an abandoned well? Lucille Pope’s red oak tree has gurgled water for about three months, and experts can’t seem to get to the root of the problem. Pope, 65, has sought answers from the Texas Forest Service, the Edwards Aquifer Authority and nurseries. They have taken pictures and conducted studies, but none have arrived at a firm answer.

The Perception Laboratory’s Face Transformer (from Schwartz) – You can use the Perception Laboratory’s Face Transformer to change the age, race or sex of a facial image, to transform it to the style of a famous artist, to make an exagerated caricature or even make an ape of yourself!. I had a lot of fun with this a one night and started putting in pictures of friends. Here’s mine with the original being my high school senior graduation picture:
transform of senior graduation picture
Click image to start the animation or view it in the gallery.

Study Finds That a Type of Cancer in Dogs Is Contagious (from /.) – Scientists in England have gathered definitive evidence that a kind of cancer in dogs is contagious — a peculiar exception to the age-old medical wisdom that you can’t “catch” cancer. Uh oh…

With the recent banning of all liquids (including toothpaste) on flights, someone on /. posted this interesting comment:

I was on a flight to Kuwait deploying with my unit. We were waiting to fly out of Ft. Campbell and these guys are running around telling us we have to pack our Gerbers, Folding knives, and lighters in our stow bags and that they cannot be on your person or in your carry on.

All of our guns though – no problem. We didn’t even take out the bolts.

I understand that a military flight vs a civilian flight is totally different, but c’mon. You let me bring my GUN on the plane?

pacman therapy
PacMan Therapy (from Game|Life)
The artist has some pretty funny cartoons on their site.

Hoarders vs. Deleters: What your inbox says about you (from /.) – The makeup and tidiness of your inbox is a reflection of your habits, your mental health and, yes, even the way Mom and Dad raised you. … Email addiction, of course, is now a cultural given. But a less-noticed byproduct of that is the impulse of the inbox. Some of us are obsessed with moving every email to an appropriate folder while killing junk “spam” on arrival and making sure Mom knows that we got her email and still love her. Meanwhile, others among us are e-procrastinators, modern-day Scarlett O’Haras who figure we’ll deal with old email tomorrow. We’re discovering that the disorder in our inboxes mirrors the disorder in our homes, marriages and checkbooks.

ACLU – Pizza (from MS Newsgroup) – A parody of what our future would be like if the government is able to step all over our privacy rights – The government and corporations are aggressively collecting information about your personal life and your habits. They want to track your purchases, your medical records, and even your relationships. The Bush Administration’s policies, coupled with invasive new technologies, could eliminate your right to privacy completely. Please help us protect our privacy rights and prevent the Total Surveillance Society.

Muppet creators go adultThe creators of The Muppets and Sesame Street are staging a rude and lewd puppet show that is strictly for adults only. I can’t believe they’re serious…

Japan man makes 37,760 calls to “kind” operatorsThe 44-year-old has admitted to allegations of obstructing the operations of Nippon Telegraph and Telephone Corp. by making up to 905 calls a day from his mobile phone, the daily Mainichi Shimbun said on its Web site. “When I made a complaint call once, the operator dealt with it very kindly, so I wanted to hear these women’s voices,” the paper quoted him as telling police in Hiroshima, western Japan.

Dumb has a new definition…Spanish police have arrested four Frenchmen for jumping in front of cars on a busy road so that they could film them and post the footage on the Internet, the newspaper El Pais said Tuesday.

Mike gets a new office! (from MS newsgroup) – A few of us at work have been pranked one too many times by a certain coworker by the name of Mike. He was out of town for a few days and we had some extra cardboard laying around. This is what happens when you push creative IT workers too far! Enjoy your new office Mike!

Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truckA stolen truck full of doughnuts? Better believe Tri-Cities police were on that in a hurry. Moments after the theft of the Viera’s Bakery van was reported early Friday in Kennewick, police issued an all-points bulletin.

Bar invites customers to take a swingStressed-out Chinese can now unleash pent-up anger at a bar that lets customers attack staff, smash glasses and generally make a ruckus, a Chinese newspaper reported Monday. I wish we had something here like that. A similar article is available at BBC: Chinese ‘anger bar’ is a big hit

Designer creates floating bedA young Dutch architect has created a floating bed which hovers above the ground through magnetic force and comes with a price tag of 1.2 million euros ($1.54 million).
floating bed

You know anybody who needs an “anti-stupid” pill?It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

Someone posted this video on YouTube: Al Gore’s Penguin Army mocking Al Gore’s latest movie, An Inconvenient Truth, but it turns out it was created by a PR firm backed by the oil companies. Al Gore YouTube Spoof Not So AmateurishThe film actually came from a slick Republican public relations firm called DCI, which just happens to have oil giant Exxon as a client. Exxon denies knowing anything about the film, and DCI says, “We do not disclose the names of our clients, nor do we discuss the work we do on behalf of our clients.”

Snakes On A Plane :: Send a Message From Samuel L. Jackson! (from AT) – this is probably old news now, but the day it came out, I sent it to a couple friends and it was just hilarious having them receive a phone call with Samuel L. Jackson telling them to go watch Snakes On A Plane.

Hosting My Videos

I’ve decided to host my own videos now in my Gallery: Videos

The reasoning for this… well, let me just show you my usage for last month:

Bandwidth Usage:
Total Provided: 1314 GB ($1/GB over)
Total Used So Far: 5.432 GB

Disk Usage:
Total Provided: 26640.000 MB ($0.10 / MB over)
3 Day Avg: 1851.572 MB

So last month, I used less than 1% of the provided bandwidth and I’m currently using ~7% of my alloted disk space. So I thought, instead of getting my account locked on YouTube again or having videos on PutFile get deleted after 6 months of inactivity, I thought I’d just host my own videos given I have so much unused space and bandwidth.

Gallery does support videos (movies) which is nice, so I began transferring my movies onto Gallery. However, I hit 2 problems:

  1. Thumbnails weren’t being created for my .wmv files
  2. Gallery wouldn’t recognize .mov as movie files (GalleryMovieItem)

I was actually okay with the thumbnails not being generated as I know most of my videos were encoded with WMV9 and it is a ‘proprietary’ codec, but what was funny was that .mov files were recognized as application/quicktime and as a movie before I uploaded, but after I uploaded, it was placed into the GalleryUnknownItem category. This was really mind boggling as I started to trace through the Gallery code and went through my database trying to find the problem. The ability to downlaod the movie was still there (there was a “Download unknown” link), but I wanted the video to play on screen.

I ended up giving up and posted on the Gallery forums asking for help, as it seems there’s also been other people that hit this same problem. So at this point, I started looking up info on FFMPEG as that’s what Gallery uses to generate thumbnails. Apparently there’s already support for WMV9, but required to get the latest nightly builds. What I found interesting about FFMPEG was there was no download for it. There download/files page on SourceForge had 0 files. The only way to get it was to download the source code from MPlayer and compile it on my own, which I ended up doing.

I replaced FFMPEG and regenerated all my thumbnails and my videos now have icons. Yay!

Then I thought, maybe Gallery was marking .mov files as Unknown because it FFMPEG said it wasn’t a movie file. So I tried reuploading a .mov file and BAM, it worked! So both my problems were solved just by updating FFMPEG.


Random Crap:

Darth Vader Phones Home – I believe this a scene from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Networks’ Adult Swim. The scene features what happened after they blew up the Death Star and Darth Vader phones the Chancellor. Really funny video.

Workers discover chocolate Virgin MaryWorkers at Angiano’s gourmet chocolate company, Bodega Chocolates, discovered under a vat a 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary. Sigh… Another Virgin Mary resemblance…

Zune interface, features detailed (from /.) – Here’s a prototype of Microsoft’s Zune player, that is going to compete against iPod.

A truly bizarre crime…Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros ($9,554) from a man by throwing feces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said Monday. Interesting way to pick pocket.

Current events dwarfed by pop culture… – here’s my score card:

  • # of dwarfs from Snow White you can name: 5
  • # of Supreme Court justices you can name: 0
  • Who is J.K. Rowling’s fictional boy wizard: Harry Potter
  • Who is British prime minister: Tony Blair
  • Name of Homer’s son on the television show “The Simpsons”: Bart
  • One of the ancient Greek poet Homer’s epic poems: The Odyssey
  • What planet Superman was from: didn’t know
  • Which planent is closest to the sun: Mercury
  • Name the Three Stooges: didn’t know
  • Name the three branches of the U.S. government: legislative, executive, judicial
  • Name the most recent winner of the television talent show “American Idol”: didn’t know
  • Name the Supreme Court Justice confirmed in January 2006: didn’t know

A gallery of unusual Chinese robots (from /.) – Chinese engineers have unveiled a series of robots these days — without releasing lots of technical details about them. In the past two months, I’ve gathered pictures of robots which can act as waiters in restaurants in Hong Kong or pull rickshaws near Beijing. I’ve also found a four-finger robotic hand able to play organ, a female robot greeting tourists visiting the Sichuan Science Museum with ‘ni hao’ (‘How are you?’ in Mandarin — if my sources are correct), and even a robotic chimpanzee. Please visit my photo gallery…

Firefox Circle – a group of friends found a field that hasn’t been harvested yet and made a crop circle resembling the Firefox logo. Pretty neat!

Dell users in China upset about processor mislabelling – article’s not that interesting, but I found the cartoon funny:
china vs dell
(Left: Chinese consumer) – You lied to me! That’s not right!
(Right: Dell) – It’s not affecting your usage, why be so concerned?

Active Virus Shield (from B$) – a new service provided free from AOL. Although I’m very anti-AOL, this is a move that I approve. They’ve rebranded Kaspersky Lab’s AV software and is giving it away for free. Kaspersky Lab is rated as one of the best AV software. If you think Norton or Symantec is good, you haven’t tried Kasperksy Lab or Computer Associates.

FaxZero

Found this pretty neat service: faxZero (from B$). From their main page:

Free!
Ad on the cover page
Fax 1 document—maximum 3 pages
Maximum 2 faxes per day

It’s nice to be able to find a free online fax “sending” service. There’s a bunch of free fax receiving services like:
K7 Unified Messaging
eFax

K7 is located in seattle and you can get a 206 number. eFax gives out random #s and if you pay, you can choose a local number. I don’t believe K7 has a limit, but eFax limits you to receiving 20 pages of fax a month. If you go over, your account gets cancelled.


Random Crap:

sig sauer p228
a hilarious safety, instructions, and troubleshooting pamphlet for your Sig Sauer P228 gun (from Artemyst)

adobe photoshop twain documentation used as computer backdrop in anime
I forget which anime this is from, but upon closer look, you’ll realize they’re using the Adobe Photoshop / Twain documentation as the computer backdrop

thin ice
Thin Ice! Pretty funny sign to post near a frozen lake.

azumi unsheathing sword and battle stance
Click image to start the animation or view it in the gallery.
Azumi unsheathing sword and battle stance

As a big fan of Pablo Francisco, I found this video Pablo Francisco: little tortilla boy amv to be hilarious. It’s a remaking of his Little Tortilla Boy skit with scenes from GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) and NGE (Neon Genesis Evangelion). If you haven’t seen him before, you should watch his Comedy Central Stand Up Fix.

Are you SURE you want to remove that?An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday. The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said. “Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary,” the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying. Trying to imagine that is quite scary…

SUPER FUNNY VIDEO COMPLETE WITH DARTH VADER – Hilarious parody with scenes from Final Fantasy VII – Advent Children remade with completely new lines, songs from Evanescence and Pokemon, and even has the voice of Darth Vader.

Man trapped waist-deep in chocolateIt might sound like a chocoholic’s dream, but stepping into a vat of viscous chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man Friday morning. Darmin Garcia, an employee of a company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corp. because it was stuck. But it became loose and he slid into the hopper.

My Boss My Hero

So I started watching this new J-Drama (Japanese soap opera) called My Boss My Hero (recommended to me by HKenshin). Simply said, this is about the 1st son of the boss of a Japanese mafia. He’s a good fighter, but has no brains. By no brains, I mean he can’t even count to 27. So his father says, if he wants to one day take over the mafia, he’ll have to graduate from high school, or else he’ll pass the position onto his second sond.

Not wanting to lose the boss position, he decides to try high school (even though he’s already 27 years old). He slowly adapts and funny things just happen.

I did make a few clips of my own:

My Boss My Hero – Fractions
This is when Maki tries to teach one of his subordinates fractions. I thought the animation was hilarious.

My Boss My Hero – Heart Pain
This animation was cut and merged together. Maki has never been in love before and this is him experiencing his first love. It’s so sweet yet so painful. The more in love he gets, the bigger the little guy grows.

Some clips I found off YouTube:

My Boss ☆ My Hero
This is a clip I believe from episode 1 where Maki just started school and has no clue what’s going on. When the biology teacher looks around to choose a student to answer a question, Maki doesn’t want him to pick him, so he makes this scary face which scares the heck out of the teacher. The same thing happens with his math teacher, but his math teacher misinterprets the face as he really wants to answer it and picks on him. I guess that face is only something alpha-males would understand.

My Boss My Hero4-5
A clip from episode 4, during the Festival of Fright (or something like that), where classmates are paired off with each other (one male and one female) and go through this scary forest where the teacher dresses up as ghosts. It’s more like a test of bravery and Maki who isn’t afraid of anything, is afraid of the little guy pounding on his heart, as this is his first love. As the teacher warned him, love is scarier than the devil itself. And when the girl grabs his hand, his heart pounding goes through the roof and the only way he can think of combating it is by destroying everything along the path.

布丁爭奪戰1 (Pudding Battle 1)
This is a clip I believe from episode 1 where Maki begins to go to school and his favorite food is pudding. He finds out that his school cafeteria sells this awesome pudding, but only has 12 each day and when you have 500 students all wanting that pudding, you get a pudding battle.

So the raws I’ve been getting are rather huge. Each episode is between 600megs to 1GB. The resolution is pretty nice though at 704×396. Apparently, there’s a even higher resolution you can find on D-Addicts: 1280×720, but those file sizes are about 1.5GB to 2GB. As HKenshin says: you don’t need 1280 for jdrama when there are no hotties. There are a few cuties though. 🙂

I’ve also been downloading the Chinese subtitles from G.P.S. by downloading the torrent and just disabling all the other files besides the SSA file. They currently have up to episode 6. English subtitles are also available, but have been a bit slow. They’re currently up to episode 3 and can be found here: My Boss My Hero [Eng Subs].

Bookshelves

Wow, how long has it been since my last post…

I’ve just been swamped with work recently and have been too tired to make any post. It was this or spending what little time I had left watching movies and anime. I’ve started watching a new J-Drama that HKenshin introduced me to called My Boss My Hero which I’ll speak of in a later post. It’s super hilarious.

Anyway, last weekend I received my bookshelves from OfficeMax and built them. I actually spent a week looking for the right size. Even drove all the way down to IKEA and came back empty handed. I have this space in the middle of my stairs that is 60″ wide and 11.5″ deep. The previous owner had 2 bookcases there which fitted pretty nicely, so I decided to get 2 bookshelves that were ~30″ wide. IKEA had tons of selection, but was either barely over or left too much space. According to my notebook:

At this point, I only saw the KILBY and BILLY, so I was trying to come up with a combination of bookshelves which would add up to around 60″ but really ended up with nowhere. I did see the MAGIKER too and was thinking of 4x MAGIKER, but unfortunately, the depth of that bookshelf was 15 3/7″. I went and ask the sales guy for help and he suggested using 3 PAX instead of trying to come up with mismatch sets which I agree might look ugly.

I went over to the PAX and it was pretty awesome at first, until I saw the depth: 13 3/4″
The same went with the remaining bookshelves of having 13-15″ depths.

I was pretty disappointed, though I did see a few breakfast tables that I was interested in, but who knew that breakfast tables were so expensive.

NYGARD
DOCKSTA
SALMI

So back to my bookshelves, so after I came home, I started browsing the 3 big office supplies stores: Office Depot, Staples, and OfficeMax. I’ve always been a big supporter of Office Depot and Staples, but neither of them really had what I wanted. When I was about to give up, I find this on OfficeMax: Atwood Bookcase (71-3/8″H x 11-5/8″D x 29-5/8″W) and I was like sweet! It was also on sale for $45 each, so I ordered 2 and used $20 off $100 coupon (after adding some fillers).

So time for the display:

bookshelf boxesrandom boards and piecesbookshelf backempty wallbegin buildingbuilding bookshelfalmost done with #1done with #1where #2 will goalmost done with #2almost done with #2done with #2done with #2started filling my bookshelves with crapstarted filling my bookshelves with crap

The Departed

First of all, did you know they were making a sequel to the American version of The Grudge: The Grudge 2. It’s not like the 1st movie didn’t suck enough (compared to the original the Ju-on). Interesting enough is the fact that both the Japanese version and the American version are by the same director (Takashi Shimizu). I guess he thought if someone was going to leech off his movie and make big bucks off his idea, it should be him.

Any way, this posts was meant for another movie that’s copying an Asian film: The Departed. After rewatching the trailer, it’s a complete rip off of Infernal Affairs (無間道). I highly recommended this movie if you haven’t seen it yet. It’s actually a trilogy, but part 2 and 3 aren’t really worth watching. When this movie came out in Hong Kong, this was like the Matrix of HK film industry. Every movie that came after it was compared to this. They tried to bring this movie to the states, but the marketing was done pretty poorly and it didn’t really get popular. In fact, the DVD cover features a woman I don’t even remember being part of the movie. I guess it’s sole reason to have that chick there is to attract eyes.

Watching the trailer, there were some obvious things they reused:

  • The cast on the arm to listen onto the conversation
  • The police academy which both main characters attended
  • The conversation between the boss villain and the police leak in the movie theater
  • Several roof top scenes – including conversations between the mole and his supervisor (and also I’m guessing the final scene)

You can watch the trailer of Infernal Affairs trailer here.