Kaptain Krunk

kaptain krunk
Kaptain Krunk (photoshopped by deadlock) – Parody of Captain Morgan


Random Crap:

Court pardons smitten bra burglarHe told the court he swiped the woman’s MP3 player because it was in need of repair, but admitted he “took her bra and photos out of love for her.”

Weebls Stuff – Toy Ad (from deadlock) – Remember that Lions and Tigers in Kenya flash? Well, they are now selling the plushies for it!!! They’re so cute! Check them out at the Weebls Stuff Store.
kenya lionkenya lionkenya lionkenya tigerkenya tigerkenya tigerkenya lion and tiger

Honda Debuts New ASIMO (from /.) – Honda Motor Co., Ltd. today debuted a new ASIMO humanoid robot that features an advanced level of physical capabilities. Compared to the previous model, the new ASIMO achieves the enhanced ability to act in sync with people. In addition, ASIMO is now capable of running at a speed of 6km/hour and of running in a circular pattern. Videos available here. The robots pretty cool!

Top 10 System Administrator Truths (from /.):

  1. Users Lie
  2. Email is the Lifeblood of Non-Techies
  3. Printers Suck
  4. Cleanliness is Godliness
  5. Backups are Crucial
  6. Switches and Hubs (Usually) Die One Port At A Time
  7. No One Ever Got Fired For Buying Microsoft
  8. Politeness > Brevity
  9. Know Your Needs
  10. The Holy Grail of Tech Support

Click the above link to see the actual descriptions of these truths.

Someone later in that thread posted this interesting piece which differentiated between 4 types of administrators:

  1. The TECHNICAL THUG. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne shell, sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.
  2. The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration.
  3. The MANIAC. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer espionage. Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches major competitors with indesp schemes.
  4. The IDIOT. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins, morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.

So you’d like to… fireproof your fish pond (from Microsoft newsgroup) – Pretty funny guide. You’ve probably seen it before, but someone commented they’ve finally figured out how to create a phishing firewall.

Black Cat Episode 8

Black Cat Episode 8 – The Traveling Cat

This series is actually more cute than action, which isn’t too bad of a combo.

black catblack catblack catblack catblack catblack catblack catblack catblack cat

Spoilers:

In this episode, you see a totally different side of Train. He’s naive, he’s fun, and he’s no longer serious. He also sold his coat to get get this weird weights he put on his shirt. In this episode, you learn that Train has become part of the sweeping clan and is always hungry. I wonder what happened with the other girl that was supposedly killed by Creed…

Anyways, Eve says she’d help out, but both Train and Sven make fun of her, so she challenges Train to see who can catch this wanted person first.

Then we meet Rinslet again where she’s back to stealing. However, she’s caught by #7 (the Chronos # that tried to kill Eve after Train gave up) and they make a deal. Apparently there’s been rumors that Tao users are still around and have been giving a drink to some people which make them super powerful, but then self destructs. He wants her to steal that drink and is willing to pay dearly for it. Rinslet agrees and apparently the next target is the same target Sven’s group is going after. So obviously they meet up again. However, Eve goes off and finds the person himself. Train chases because he doesn’t want to lose the challenge.

At this time, you meet 2 new characters (seen in the Opening). I’m not sure if they’re good guys or bad guys at this point, but I hope they’re good guys. They have come to give this 4th person the drink. There were special instructions on what to do in order not to self destruct. This person was an environmentalist gone crazy who believed people who stepped on grass or plucked flowers should be killed. He’s hesitant to drink the potion since he’s heard about the other people dying after using it. However, when Eve steps on the grass, he goes berserk and drinks it. Immediately, he gains control of the plants and vines and starts attacking Eve. Train comes in and starts shooting, but he gets blinded by the flowers pollen. Sven and Rinslet enters but arent much help. Suddenly the maniac self destructs because he didn’t follow the instructions in using the potion.

Welp, Rinslet joins the team again. We’ll have to wait to see what comes next.

Blood+ Episode 9

Blood+ Episode 9 – Each of their Rainbows

I just realized something about this anime. It is really beautifully drawn. Not only the characters, but the scenaries.

blood+blood+blood+blood+blood+blood+blood+blood+blood+

Spoilers:

In this episode, not much happens on the Saya front besides her contacting David regarding seeing the Phantom and that the missing girls from this school all look quite similar to Saya.

This episode focuses more on Kai and Rick. They were having Pho in Hanoi and came accross a baseball game. There Rick met Mui, a girl who lost her leg because she stepped onto a mine that was left behind during the Vietnam War. He doesn’t know what’s happening to him, but he blushes whenever she holds his hands. You later also find out that Mui has been taking medicine given to her by some sponsor. I’m not exactly sure why she’s taking the medicine, since the sponsor was interested in her piano skills. You later find out that the sponsors were actually vampire researchers and for some reason, vampires could hear or frequencies that normal humans can’t hear. However, Rick was able to hear the weird frequencies too. Not too sure what’s going on there.

Later in the story, you learn that Mui’s father had injured himself and she needed money and a metal detector to help the family out. Rick gives her the money. However, he was then scolded by the orphanage keeper because the only reason why she would want a metal detector was the fact farming wasn’t enough to keep a family alive. They also looked for mines and sell them as scrap metals. Kai and Rick goes off to Mui’s village and finds her, but both think Rick made the correct choice by giving her the metal detector. To them, being together with family was the most important. That’s why they need to find Saya.

However, at the end of this episode, Rick and Mui get abducted and Kai gets knocked out. You also see a brief sequence of the jouranlist as he heads for Vietnam. In his father’s memorial box, you see that he had taken a picture of a vampire and the journalist hints to the fact his father had died in Vietnam.

Bleach Episode 60

Bleach Episode 60

Watched this awhile ago. Been queued for awhile, but I finally found time to blog about it. So much gets revealed in this episode, though not much action, which leads up to the next episode…

bleachbleachbleachbleachbleachbleachbleachbleachbleach

Spoilers:

The center court where the judges of Soul Society make all the decisions and rulings have been infiltrated. Captain #13 (the chibi captain) breaks in and the alarm doesn’t go off. Instead, he finds a room full of dead bodies. Suddenly he sees Gin’s lieutenant and chases after him along with his own lieutenant. Gin’s lieutenant then hints about Hinamori and Captain #13 rushes back to find Hinamori while his lieutenant (the female with the big boobs) continues chasing after Gin’s lieutenant. We then learn about each of their own Soul Slayer. Gin’s lieutenant’s Soul Slayer apparently makes the enemies weapon 2x heavier each it hits it and after a few blocks, makes it unbelievable heavy for the enemy to continue using it. However, we have yet to see what Captain #13’s sword can do, but it seems to have a similar property to Byakuya’s sword where it can dissolve.

Returning back to the other scene. Hinamori arrives at the center court and guess what! Captain Aizen is NOT DEAD! That totally took me by surprise. Gin was also there. Hinamori of course was overjoyed to see her captain, but things started to make sense. The letter and the blaming of Captain #13 (chibi captain) started to fit together. While Hinamori was hugging Captain Aizen, he stabs her and kills her. At this time, Captain #13 arrives and finds Hinamori dead. Aizen says something very cruel, though very deep: “There’s no one so easy to control as someone who admires you. … Admiration is the emotion farthest from comprehension.” Aizen also goes about explaining how he faked his own death. At this point, Hitsugaya (chibi captain) busts out his BanKai which seems to be an ice dragon and charges toward Aizen. Aizen easily evades and in return slashes Hitsugaya up. At this time, Captain #4 (the nurse) arrives because she had seen through his deception. It turns out the dead body was actually Aizen’s sword and it was part of his Soul Slayer’s ability. But only those with eyes would be able to fall under the enchatment. At this moment, Captain #4 realizes that there’s another person on Aizen’s team, the blind captain (forgot his number).

The scene moves to Rukia and Renji for the 1st time in many episodes and there was the blind captain waiting for them and teleports them back to the execution stage. Gin and Aizen also teleport there too. Next episode is going to be interesting.

High Fructose Corn Syrup vs Cane Sugar

Got this comment from /.

Definitely. American companies put way too much HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup) in their products, and it’s nasty stuff. About two years ago I decided to avoid HFCS, but still eat sweets like I normally would. Ie, I still ate ice cream, cookies, sodas, cereal, etc, but only those brands that use cane sugar instead of HFCS. You can get good products at places like Whole Foods (pricy) or Trader Joes (similar price or even cheaper than a supermarket). [In fact, Trader Joes cereals, which don’t have HFCS, are cheaper than the corresponding kinds from Kelloggs and General Mills which do have HFCS.] Anyway, the interesting result is that, without meaning to, I lost about 15 pounds while still eating all the desserts I wanted, just by avoiding HFCS!.

One thing is that HFCS seems to do is inhibit the ‘full’ feeling you get after eating, so you can eat more if your food has HFCS. Great news for food companies, not good news for American health.

It is annoying because food with real sugar just tastes much better, and is healthier. In most other countries products like Coca-Cola has cane sugar, but here in the USA all products substitute HFCS. I once emailed Coca-Cola about this a few years ago, they said it’s up to local bottlers to decide which sweetener to use. And of course they cut corners and go for the cheap stuff.

Some companies use this to their advantage because ignorant people see CORN instead of SUGAR and think the product is healthier. Ie, Kelloggs Corn Pops used to be called Sugar Pops. By making the change, parents thought Corn sounded much healthier than sugar, so they have no problem giving this cereal to their kids, when it has the same amount of calories, yet uses HFCS instead of cane or beet sugar.

Unfortunately midwestern corn farmers have alot of political power, and politicians, aiming for approval in the early Iowa primaries, are likely to bow down to these farmers in order to get the party nomination. The corn lobby has huge power, both political and economical, and they choose to market HFCS instead of doing something productive such as growing biofuels with the corn instead.

Another thing is that it’s more expensive to import and use cane sugar than to process corn into HFCS. I am not certain of this, but I would theorize that one big factor is due to the embargo we put on Cuba after Castro came to power in 1959. Cuba was a huge source of cane sugar (their chief export), so the embargo basically crippled their economy overnight and impeded a huge source of sugar cane into the USA. So corn farmers, along with massive chemical processing to produce the HFCS, filled the void.

Anyway, that is my rant, I hate HFCS, and it’s good to see more people becoming aware of it. I really do think that just by substituting cane sugar for HFCS there will be a notable change in America’s obesity problem. It probably won’t cure the problem, but I think there would be definite effects.

There were many interesting things from this comments and several highly doubtful things. I’ve bolded the things which I found interesting. However, I was interested in the High Fructose Corn Syrup and was wondering it there has been any studies regarding this. Sugar coated – We’re drowning in high fructose corn syrup. Do the risks go beyond our waistline? (from ungsunghero):

Other studies by researchers at UC Davis and the University of Michigan have shown that consuming fructose, which is more readily converted to fat by the liver, increases the levels of fat in the bloodstream in the form of triglycerides.

And unlike other types of carbohydrate made up of glucose, fructose does not stimulate the pancreas to produce insulin. Peter Havel, a nutrition researcher at UC Davis who studies the metabolic effects of fructose, has also shown that fructose fails to increase the production of leptin, a hormone produced by the body’s fat cells.

Both insulin and leptin act as signals to the brain to turn down the appetite and control body weight. And in another metabolic twist, Havel’s research shows that fructose does not appear to suppress the production of ghrelin, a hormone that increases hunger and appetite.

“Because fructose in isolation doesn’t activate the hormones that regulate body weight as do other types of carbohydrate composed of glucose, consuming a diet high in fructose could lead to taking in more calories and, over time, to weight gain,” he says.


Random Crap:

Library Seat in Main Stacks for Sale (berkeley) (from chewydenise) – Its Finals week! Thinking of studying in the main stacks but don’t want to walk around for minutes/hours/days looking for a seat? Well my seat is up for sale! It is on level C main stacks, in the big tables. I have a lamp next to me and an outlet great for charging laptops/cellphones/ipods/vibrators or any electronic device you might use. The spot also includes a chair. I will even throw in an energy drink. I will set the price at 5 dollars or best offer. I can take pics with my camara phone so email me if you want to see pics. This is PRIME REAL ESTATE.

Control the Show (from Microsoft newsgroup) – This site merges many aspects of technology and fun into an interactive Christmas light controller. That’s right! You can control the Christmas lights on my house. Using the web interface YOU can control the light schemes and spread a bit of holiday cheer on to everyone else watching the show online or to visitors driving by. The system will come online each night in the evening at 5:30pm EST until midnight.

Phony Photo Booth at Universal Studios – a hilarious clip from Jay Leno of how far people will go just to get a free photo. They don’t even question technology. I’ve seen this a long time ago, but it’s hilarious to see it again. Make sure you see the last one!

Kotaku – xbox 360 japan launch guide – interesting turn of events makes the Xbox360 not a sell-out in Japan. In fact, the stores are overstock with them. I wondering what’s going to happen now…

Lineage II Movies (from tera) – some really cool animations and videos of the game Lineage II. Check it out. The Lineage II animals are so cute:
lineage ii animals

Meebo (from /.) – a pretty neat AJAX application. Allows you sign on to any IM client (AIM, Yahoo!, MSN, or GTalk) without downloading any client and all with a nice and easy to interface. Only thing I’m worried is the privacy issues. Who knows if they’re going to be storing my password or recording my conversations. Of course they say they won’t and it looks like the password passing is encrypted, but still, it worries me that I have to go through a 3rd party site.

DKNY Men’s Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own (from mandalayx) – a really funny eBay auction. Be sure to also check ou the Q&A on the bottom. It’s even funnier!

Got several videos from thatvideosite.com:

Lord of War

Wathced Lord of War today. You can watch the trailer here. At first, I didn’t really know what to expect of this movie. I saw the trailer and knew the premise of it was about an illegal arms dealer. But what exactly was the story going to be about. It turned out pretty good, but I wouldn’t rate it as highly as the IMDB users, who gave it a 7.5. But I do have to give it to them for making a pretty neat poster.

lord of war

Spoilers:

Nicholas Cage stars as Yuri in this movie as a Ukraine refugee who fled to America during the 1st World War or was it the 2nd. It doesn’t really matter. His family even converted from Catholics to Jewish to avoid being caught (from who, it wasn’t really ever clear). They own a little restaurnt and Nicholas Cage was always trying to think of easier ways to make money. Turns out weapons had the best margins. Not regular sellings to local gangs. Those were chump change and too much competition already. The margins were too low. The money was to be made from selling it to countries at war.

At first, his brother was in on it, but he got sick of seeing people get killed with the guns he sold. He decided to do cocaine to hide from his conscience, MAJOR SPOILERS [ but Yuri never figured it out until his brother gets shot to death trying to destroy the weapons some time later in the movie. ]

Actually, one thing I never got was why Yuri continued to do what he did? Was it because that gave him purpose? Did he not have compassion for the people that were getting killed? Right before his eyes? He had so much money at one point in time, I couldn’t believe he wouldn’t quit. Let’s backtrack a bit. He was in love with this girl since the age of 10. How he managed to get his dream girl to marry him and even have a kid is somewhat beyond me. I guess with money, it makes things a lot easer. Eva (his wife) isn’t really that demanding of an expensive life-style either. Eva never did question once what Yuri did. She told him she didn’t want to know. I guess ignorance is bliss. However, as an immigrant, Eva’s parents were also killed by civil war by weapons sold by arms dealer like Yuri.

All this time, there has been a detective after Yuri. Some interpol team led bye someone named Valentine. Also, sometime in the middle of this movie, the Cold War ended and the Soviet Union countries had so much arms in their arsenal, Yuri gave them a proposal they couldn’t reject.

Back to the quitting. Valentine had approach Yuri’s wife because after many years of tagging Yuri, he wasn’t able to get much dirt on him. Eva declined to help them and confronted Yuri about this. Yuri said he’d give up the arms deals and try living normally, but life was just not as exciting anymore. He was good with arms dealing and was invincible. The only thing that can hurt him or make him weak was his wife. After 4 months of quitting, Yuri once again returns to the arms business, which ultimately led to his brother’s death.

When he came back, he was under arrest because his wife had apparently gave him up after he went back in. However, the coolest part of the movie came in the next few minutes.

MAJOR SPOILERS:
Let me tell you what’s going to happen.
This way you can prepare yourself.
Soon there’s going to be a knock on that door and you’ll be called outside.
In the hall, there will be a man that outranks you.
First, he’ll complement you on the fine job you’ve done in making the world a safer place,
that you’re to receive a commendation and promotion,
and then he’s going to tell you I’m to be released.
You’re going to protest. You’ll probably threatened to resign.
But in the end, I will be released.
The reason I will be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted.
I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile sadistic men calling themselves leaders today.
But some of those men are the enemies of your enemies.
And while the biggest arms dealer is your boss, the President of the United States,
who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year.
Sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns.
Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying.
So, you call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil.

One thing that wasn’t ever made clear was… did he get AIDs? He did have sex with some random African woman and 1 in 4 of them has AIDs. However, it did mention he was invincible shortly after since some guy with an AK-47 tried to shoot him, twice, but both times the gun got jammed.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

Went to watch The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe today with stanman, Richard, and Saran. You can watch the trailer here. The movie was fun, sort of like another Harry Potter for the Christmas season. I only read the 1st 2 of C.S. Lewis’ books and the 1st was actually read by my teacher. I wonder if the remainder of The Chronicles of Narnia will be made into movies. I don’t remember the story much anymore, but the movie did help me bring back some memories. IMDB users give it a 7.7.

the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

Spoilers:

The movie was really beautiful, but the acting could’ve had some more work. Plus I hated Edmund, the little brother. I guess he was suppose to be the character to hate, but I didn’t hate him for betraying his siblings. I hated him because he was so stupid! The props and costumes were supposedly done by the same people who worked on Lord of the Rings, but this one’s more children friendly. The movie follows pretty closely to the story, or at least I think so.

I do have to say that Susan’s participation in the battle was so minimal, her character actually seemed unnecessary in the story, besides the fact they needed 2 sons of Adam and 2 daughters of Eve. The battle was a bit short as stanman stated, though it was a fun an interesting battle. Nothing to get excited over though. I also felt that Peter being able to fight so well was a bit strange and weird. Basically a lot of the movie didn’t make much sense, besides the fact it looked pretty and fun.

One of the biggest mysteries I had was about the handkerchief. Lucy first gave it to Mr. Thomas. Thomas then gave it to Beaver before he was caught. Beaver gave it back to Lucy. But in the end, Thomas gave it back to Lucy. How the heck did that happen? Goof in the storyline?

After the movie, we went to some pizzeria that served deep dish Chicago-style pizza. The pizza was good, but Zachery’s is a lot better.

Happy Birthday Mechy!

Just wanted to say happy birthday to my buddy Mechy!

teapot cake
teapot cake (image from lsiymle)

Wanted to post more, my queue of blog entries is at 6 partially written, but I’m too tired today so g’nite (^_^x)zzZZ

Noir Original Soundtracks

While I was browsing through my music, I realized my Noir soundtracks had disappeared! Couldn’t believe one of my favorite albums have gone missing. So I regot them last night and am enjoying them non-stop.

noir
Noir Original Soundtrack V.1 (japanese)

noir
Noir: Original Soundtrack V.2 (japanese)

noir
Noir: Blanc Dans Noir (japanese)

I couldn’t find any “legal” preview site, so I’ll just link you to a few of my favorites:

If you do download from anime.plan9.de, you may want to read its rules before downloading or else you’d be block for 15mins. Here’s the direct links to the albums, though I had a lot of trouble with it because it thinks I’m hammering the site. Enjoy!

Christmas Formal Party

Microsoft’s CSD (Connected Systems Division) held their annual Christmas Party today. Attire was formal, though we did see some people with sweaters and jeans, but I guess that’s just Microsoft or programmers in general. I was told the minimum I could wear was at least a jacket or tie, so I went for the cheaper route, the tie. While I started my laundry today (I was out of pants to wear), I went to Ross stores and picked up a tie. I was expecting to pay more, but the tie only cost $10. w00t! Also picked up a belt cause I can’t find my old one either for yet another whopping $10. Haha. I already had plenty of dress shirts and slacks and a pair of dress shoes, so that was taken care of. The final outcome:

toland in formal attire

I actually forgot how to tie a tie, and after googling it, the first linke was: Learn How to Tie a Tie. The instructions were pretty clear, but my first attempt ended up with the tail being longer than the head (tail = narrow end and head = wide end). But my 2nd attempt is what you see above. I went with the easy Windsor Knot. Hehe.

I was going to take pictures at the party, but I got lazy and I didn’t really know a lot of people there. Guess I just didn’t get comfortable enough to start shooting, but Asaf took a lot pictures. The food was pretty good. We had tons of weird stuff like crab cakes and shrimp paste cream puffs and salmon pieces and honey ham and different cheese sampling and etc etc. Of course they had better names than that, but I don’t really remember them. Got to see Vani, Tekman and his wife Angel, Derek and his wife Shanna, Jeremy, Rakesh, Asaf and his wife, Eric and his wife, Mark, let’s see… Oh yah Don and his wife. I think that’s how you spell his name, such a cool name though!

The party was held at Museum of Flight, right smack in the middle of the Boeing fields. It was really neat. We got to check the exhibitions for free. Even got to ride on the flight simulators and virtual reality things for free. There was pool tables and ice hockey tables. They also hired professional casino people to host and there was poker, black jack, pai gow, craps, roulette, etc etc. Each person started off with $2000 (fake money). I think I left the poker table with $3000 (with my peak around $5000). When you’re playing with fake money, it’s so much easier to make calls. Hehe. Back to the museum, they had exhibitions like the Blackbird. X-Men had a plane called the Blackbird and it actually resembles this quite a bit, so I’m thinking they got their idea from here. I didn’t even know it was a real airplane! Also the ex-Air Force One is supposedly here too, but I didn’t get to check it out. So if you’re in Seattle and interested in airplanes, the Museum of Flight is definitely a place to visit.

Since it was open bar, and there wasn’t anything besides coffee and water and soda to drink, I ended up getting 2 drinks. I got a Screwdriver followed by a Whiskey Sour. Both were bleh. After my 2nd drink, I decided that bottle water was the way to go. Plus I needed to drive home later that night. I could’ve gotten a taxi voucher, but would need a way to come back tomorrow to pick up my car.

All in all, I had a great time. Everyone got to dress up fancy, for a change (We are Microsoftites, and rumor is we don’t know how to dress). Vani actually came in a Sari (Saree) which was really pretty. Jeremy joked beforehand when we went to The Keg earlier this week (or was it last week) that he would wear one too. Tekman said it would be too terrified to see, but I chimed in and said I’d like to see it. The guys that work around me are so cool!

What shocked all of us was the number of Lambourghinis and Ferraris that parked there tonight. Although, the CSD probably contains about 800 or so people with several high executives, the number of fancy cars were beyond my expectation. The group of us joked that either there are many high level executives here tonight or they aren’t paying us enough. Hehe. On our way out, Derek joked and asked me which Ferrari did I drive here with today. I replied the Ferrari that looks like a Civic.