Viagra Comedy Skit

anyone have plans for halloween and thanksgiving? I DO! working on my stupid cs project that is. so conveniently hilfinger puts our project due dates right after these holidays! i mean it is good in a way that you get more time, but you basically don’t enjoy any holidays at all. no going home, no nothing! but then again, i wasn’t planning to go home thanksgiving, but my friend was just complaining about it. hehe. rumor is that this class started out with a bit over 200 people is now down to the size of ~100.

like tomatoes? or should i say tomahtos? well, you guys missed out in a big can (yes those big cans that restaurants get) of tomato sauce that they were giving away as free samples. there were dried tomatoes, marinara sauce, chopped tomatoes, and even pears! here’s the thread. was done with my EE lab in less than 30 mins and spent the time waiting for my GSI/TA to check me off getting this can of tomato sauce. hope it comes. ^_^x

have u seen the new Viagra commercial with the baseball player Rafael Palmeiro? here’s the link to the ad if you want to watch it and i encourage you do before you read on. well, i thought of a funny script for a SNL show. i’ve decided to choose Horatio Sanz as the guy to play the ad.

Sanz: I taking batting practice.
Screen: over 450 home runs (shots of his home runs)
Sanz: I take infield practice.
Narrator: 3 Gold Gloves (shots of him catching a ball)
Sanz: I take Viagra.
Narrator: Father of 20 Children (shots of him trying to control 20 kids)

while trying to find what the exact lines to the commercial, i happened to find this article which i found HILARIOUS! linky <– it’s mature humor so if you don’t get it, please don’t ask me why.

well, 3 more doodles today. hope u like them ^_^x

Telepopmusik – Breath

nothing interesting happened today. school, hw, project, and more project. sigh, i’m tired and hungry.

cunndogg finds this song really awesome, one of the best: Telepopmusik – Breathe (YouTube) it’s actually from the new Mitsubishi commercial advertising the montero (or was it the outlander). anyway, the song’s pretty good in my opinion, but just like cunndogg says, “when someone says it’s the best, you’re just instinctively going to say otherwise.” but when you say, “it’s really good.” then it makes it a lot easier for other people to agree with. ^_^x

anyway, g’nite ^_^zzz

More Chibi Goodness

Giants were defeated today. sigh… they were so close and yet so far. congrats to the Angels and Angels’ fans. both teams i’ve gotta say were equally good, but as cunndogg predicted, “Angel seems to be a better team this year.” i’ve gotta say, this really came down to management. if Dusty Baker would’ve just put Kirk Reuter as the starter, then we might still have a chance. but Hernandez? sigh…

welp, i didn’t finish my project today, but did get a big chunk done. to my surprise, soda wasn’t packed at all. onward march!

now for the anime update. new episode of Prince of Tennis was released and the long match between Ryoma and Akutzu still has not been finished. The preview shows that it’s likely that it’ll end in the following episode. Dragon Drive has brought more cute Chibi for me!

dragon drive - cute dragondragon drive - cute dragondragon drive - cute dragon

i’m sorry but seems like i wont have time this weekend to include all my old picture of the week. grrr, i still have laundry to do! =(

Daylight Savings Time on IRC

sigh, today’s game was extremely disappointing. giants were up 5-0 and lost it in the 7th and 8th inning. 6-5 angels win and tomorrow’s game will decide who the the winners of the world series is. ortiz was awesome, but something happened with their bullpen today. it was like they were outta it or something. and angels got lucky! =( anyway GO GIANTS!!!

thanks to lsiyme for reminding me that it’s DayLight Savings weekend. we gain an extra hour! w00h00! well for most of you. an extra hour to work on my stupid cs project =(. stupid windows xp didn’t even warn me it was going to change the clock.

[1:59am] <+Zim> alright, it’s 1:00 again
[1:03am] <@esca> heh
[1:03am] <@esca> it’s 1:03 am 🙂
[1:05am] <@Krunk> wait
[1:06am] <@Krunk> n/m
[1:06am] <@Krunk> [1:59am] <+Zim> alright, it’s 1:00 again
[1:06am] <@Krunk> [1:03am] <@esca> heh
[1:06am] <@Krunk> [1:03am] <@esca> it’s 1:03 am 🙂
[1:06am] <@Krunk> stupid windows
[1:06am] <@Krunk> didnt even tell me about it!
[1:06am] <@Krunk> i had an opened document
[1:07am] <@Krunk> and said some other program modified it
[1:07am] <@Krunk> would i like to reload it with new changes
[1:07am] <@Krunk> when all it detected was the last modified date was after the current time

btw, i’m disappointed in all of you. thanks to n0rybic for pointing it out that my link to the dotphoto site no long works. it is no fixed and should work. so many of you and no one told me… sigh…

there’s this new anime that is really cool. it’s called naruto and lsiymle claims it’s better than Hikaru no Go. it’s starting out pretty good. here’s the opening and ending songs for you to enjoy.

today cunndogg and i went to ikea to get our computer table. scored a pretty good deal. got this table for $40:

ikea computer desk
note: monitor, chair, etc did not come with the table.

hen we went over to some rug outlet/depot place to check out some rugs/carpets. who knew rugs would be SOOOO EXPENSIVE!?!?! well, cunndogg knew, but it looked like the minimum was ~$200 for something decent to cover 8×5′. we’re looking for a rug so we can dampen the noise in the room. hate my apartment manager!

thanks to harrybons for telling me there’s a season 2 now for BMWFilms. the newest one is directed by John Woo and is pretty cool. didn’t like the ending tho. check it out here.

Kazaa 2.0 has been released awhile ago, but Kazaa Lite 2.0 has just be released. Kazaa Lite is basically Kazaa w/o the ads and spyware. recommended if you use morpheus or kazaa. download from here

cunndogg just got home really really drunk. hope he doesn’t have a headache tomorrow. oh well tomorrow will be 24hr of programming for me which will cause a massive headache. =(

TLA

turns out the reason the server was down for 8hrs was because of some hardware upgrade. i wonder what excuses they’ll come up with next time. anyway, i’m just glad my site’s back up and running.

welp, MMouse311 seems to be starting a new Yahoo Group with photos and pictures directed to mature audiences. wouldn’t lemme join until i gave out my age in my yahoo profile (doesn’t mean i gave out my real one -_^x) anyone, for those that are interested, the link to join is linky.

today in EE20, the professor said one of the funniest things! he goes, “i’m going to give you a TLA. you guys all know what TLA means right?” most of the class was just lost. he goes. Three Letter Acronym. just thought it was funny and worth mentioning. hehe ^_^x

had lunch with lilpebbly today. i had no idea 99 ranch market existed up here! but she proved me wrong. they also had pretty good pho’ there also. i also diagnosed her laptop and found out that she has a dead harddrive, sigh… it’s so sad when all the info you’ve saved is now gone. and for those that has had such a traumatic experience, you should know that at times like these is when being a friend really counts. oh yeah, for those who ever wants to open a Hewlett Packard Pavillion Notebook, READ THIS before continuing. i was trying to open it from the bottom for so long and almost gave up. welp, they have some funky way of opening this sucka! hehe. ^_^x

New episode of Hikrau no Go is out! w00h00!!! following are some extracts from it:

hikaru no go - sai laughinghikaru no go - sai yelling

Stupid Server Went Down Again

stupid server went down again. 2nd time this week. grrrrrr. well, by the time you read this, that just means it’s already back up. today was sorta ez going day. only 1 class and i came home to sleep afterwards. not much else happened besides… the Giants murdering the Angels today with a 16-4 score. 1 more game and Giant’s are world series champions! so cross your fingers! ^_^x

finally got my chance to take the stupid picture. well, picture of the week has finally been updated. i think after i finish my project for cs61b this weekend, i’ll fix up that page with all the previous ‘picture of the week’.

well, it’s 5am already, and have class tomorrow. so g’nite ^_^zzz

Russell’s Paradox

sorry bout yesterday. was so tired i actually went to sleep @ 11:30. yes this is PM and not AM. i think it’s been the earliest for since i came to college. was working on my EE hw which my eyes felt like concrete and i just couldn’t hold it up anymore. i dont even know why i was so tired especially since i only had 2 classes.

Giants lost badly today, but had an EXTREMELY GREAT comeback today! did you watch the game. looks like the Angels were winning with a 3-0 score till the 5th or 6th inning then BAM! Angel’s pitcher started breaking up and allowed 2 runs. then a 3rd. then a 4th! and when Robb Nen came in during 9th and got 3 outs. WE WIN!!!!

welp besides the game yesterday, it was devastating that my system crashed after 2 weeks of uptime. stupid microsoft and stupid outlook! hate you hate you hate you!

bumped into tacoman today! it’s been the first time i’ve seen him in ages. well, i guess last time i saw him was probably last year last day of school. sigh. it’s cool. ^_^x cunndogg asks why i get to bump into so many ppl?!? i guess it’s fate. but he doesn’t believe in that. hehe ^_^x

here’s an update on harrybons mice attack. apparently he’s caught 5 so far, but there’s MORE. seems that the like hiding underneath the fridge and although rumors say they prefer peanut butter over cheese (not cartoon rumors), the mouse still went for the cheese. so i guess cartoon does actually have some facts behind it. hehe.

cunndogg, liam, and i spent a very long time arguing about set theory and diagonalization. i won’t get too deep into, but here’s something to ponder on. It’s also known as Russel’s paradox. Given the set of all sets that don’t belong in their set, can such a set exist? assume it does, does this set belong to itself? assume yes, then you’ve broken the set’s requirement which only takes in sets that don’t belong to themselves. let’s assume no then, but then this set should include it since it didn’t belong to itself. basically, russell’s paradox has broken set theory which is basically what math is based off of. however, humans have ignored this set and arithmetic is still able to function. in class, they used the same proof to show that several types of programs can’t be written, and cunndogg argues that just because u can show it with this proof, that doesn’t mean you can’t ignore this case and move on. as liam says, both arithmetic and programming are based on axioms which follows rules. as long as the axioms allow for the case to be ignored, then everything will work. if not, it’ll break.

Happy Birthday SueOn

first of all, i’d like to wish HAPPY BIRTHDAY to SUEON!!!

this marks his 19th bday (he’s a guy so i won’t worry about him killing for telling everyone his age. hehe). anyway, couple of my friends have turn or soon will turn 20. this marks the end of our teenage-hood (if there’s such a word). sigh… those years were so beautiful and if i had a choice, i’d relive them again and make the best outta it. carii suggested that we’re closer to age of drinking. that’s true but who in the right mind wants to put that nasty bitter liquid into your mouth (was tempted to crap, but crap is usually solid, but then again, lol!) well, we know why carii want’s to grow up faster, although she claims that isn’t true, but i mean to say that w/o thinking… now comon! j/k ;p

welp, my web hosting company claims something went wrong with their ASP server causing my site to be down for 8hrs yesterday. was down from 7pm to 4am and made me reach an all-time low in October of 38 visitors. well, that’s not exactly the truth, i’ve hit 32 in early october, but nothing below 38 since then. but today it rebounded to a nice 71. sounds like i’m some stock reporter or something. hehe ^_^x

new Prince of Tennis and Dragon Drive is out! what really sucks is that one pot wasn’t able to satisfy me again, and the stupid (well, i shouldn’t call them stupid since they are giving me free pot) only gave me enough for one!!! I’m dying here for more!!! I once again got to meet the cute chibi. Here’s some more snapshots of him. ^_^

dragon drive - cute dragondragon drive - biting

welp, crabyaple’s site has been completely revamped and looks amazingly cooler! way to go! linky here! that reminds me. i need to get a new picture of the week! hopefully by today or tomorrow. i’m also pondering the idea of hosting my previous POTW up, but that’ll haveta take some thinking.

finally got my cs midterm back today.

Question 1: 9/10
Question 2: 10/10
Question 3: 9/10
Question 4: 0/0 (extra credit – check doodles)
Question 5: .5/10
Grrrr, i bombed the last question big time! =(

speaking of doodles, 3 new doodles up straight off the midterm. hehe ^_^x

Cancelling AOL

site seems to be down since 7pm last nite. dunno what’s up, but hope they fix it soon enough. well, when u see this message, that means they’re probably up already. hehe.

harrybons just realized his house now has mice! on contrary, this mouse is extremely cute. i think it’s a pet or something, but he’s found 3 of them already. he let them go off in the streets but i think they’d just come back since they did find a way in in the first place. hehe

today’s game was disappointing. It was SO CLOSE! but the angels have won this game. the score was 11-10 and both giants and angels have made astonishing comebacks. oh well, next game is on tuesday in SF. GO GIANTS!!!

while i was on the phone with AOL several days ago. (wondering why? well go check out why here) anyway, the customer service representative (from now on will be referred to as CSR) called me ma’am. i mean, it’s cool. my name toland is really unisex + i guess my voice isn’t that deep. anyway, i don’t really mind being called ma’am since i want the call to get over as soon as possible and getting into an argument that i’m a guy will just extend the time i have to speak with the CSR. this isn’t the first time. over 80% of my calls to stores, service, or calls from stupid telemarketers has always acknowledged me as a miss/ma’am. then today, i realized that there is a benefit of being acknowledge as a female! i mean they’re usually nicer to females, more likely to do what you asked them to, and DEFINITELY LESS RUDE. hehe.

Crazy Day

today’s been a rather crazy day. not only did the Giant’s win Game 1 of the world series, but i ran outta space on my 180GB rig today. The Giant’s were awesome and it was a well played game. when Robb Nen entered the 9th inning, i knew the Giant’s had the game within their grasp. Nen has had a perfect post season so far. Anyway, i tend to like to go against the mainstream because there’s no fun going with the main crowd. if i’m wrong then it’s a given. if i’m right, then it’ll be the best feeling. but looks like giants are going to kick angels butt this time. (angels/socal fans – sorry if this offended you in anyway). anyway, rumor is that robb nen is signing autographs on monday for those that are interested in SF Niketown. More info in this post from FatWallet. I may look like a traitor, but read that post and find out why! As for my hard drive, chk out this pic:

anime hard drive

Any idea what was on this drive? this was all unlicensed anime! this doesn’t included the licensed anime in a separated drive. for time being, new anime will be going into my upload drive. but i really have no idea what to burn right now. nothing is complete yet and i hate burning anime before it’s finished. sigh…

i’ve gotten a question from several ppl regarding the caricature i posted up a few days ago. RTFM means “Read the f*ck*ng manual!”. just to clear this up in case you’ve been pondering on what it means.

welp, that’s all for tonite. cya tomorrow. btw, if you have time, i’d really appreciate if you sign the guestbook. Arigatou Gozaimasta. ^_^x