DreamHost 500 Internal Server Error

I’ve been getting a bunch of 500 Internal Server Errors on my website, especially when adding images to my Gallery. Takes about 3-4 times before it’ll work. DreamHost is apparently having some recent slew of problems and are currently trying to fix all the issues: DreamHost Status.

If you unfortunately hit this problem, try refreshing the page a few times and it should work. I apologize beforehand for the inconvenience.

Looking at the error.log, I see:

[Sun Apr 15 19:33:12 2007] [error] [client xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] Premature end of script headers: /dh/cgi-system/php5.cgi
[Sun Apr 15 19:33:12 2007] [error] [client xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] File does not exist: /home/krunk4ever/krunk4ever.com/internal_error.html

I had tried reverting back to PHP 4.x, but get a similar error:

[Sun Apr 15 22:30:15 2007] [error] [client xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] Premature end of script headers: /dh/cgi-system/php.cgi
[Sun Apr 15 22:30:15 2007] [error] [client xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx] File does not exist: /home/krunk4ever/krunk4ever.com/internal_error.html

Oh well, guess I can only wait for them to fix the problems.


Update

So DreamHost got back to me:

It appears some scripts on your site are being killed by our process watcher program. This keeps the CPU/Memory load balanced for all users on the server. Unfortunately, while we can’t change the settings on that, there are ways to reduce the CPU and Memory footprint of your site. One is to make sure you’ve disabled hotlinking of your images. More often, the culprit is robot “crawlers”, such as googlebot, which like to get caught in loops on some sites, causing the load to jump on the server.

You might find the following articles in our wiki useful in helping you reduce the load your sites put on the server:

Finding Causes of Heavy Usage

CPU Resources FAQ

and

Bots spiders and crawlers

Please feel free to let me know if you have any other questions.

I’m note exactly sure what changed and I’ve already enabled caching for WordPress and full acceleration on Gallery. Hotlinking has already been disabled a long time ago. I went ahead and followed one of the suggestions of delaying crawlers by added a robots.txt:

User-agent: *
Crawl-Delay: 60
Disallow:

However, the wiki does state that Note: this is relatively worthless as it has been confirmed that Googlebot ignores it

We’ll see if it gets any better.

Comedy Central: Roast of William Shatner

I just watched the Roast of William Shatner and it was all in all rather funny. I’ve always loved the roasts. The first one I saw was roasting Hugh Hefner which was hilarious. Followed by Chevy Chase, which was ok. Then roasting Pamela Anderson, and finally now William Shatner. I’m not much a a Star Trek fan (surprise! surprise!) and the number of Star Trek episodes I’ve seen, I can probably count on one of my hands. So before when someone would say the captain in Star Trek, I would always think of Picard (also plays Magneto Professor Xavier from X-Men).

Official Site
IMDb: 7.1/10 (209 votes)
Yahoo! Movies
Rotten Tomatoes
Amazon.com DVD
MY RATING: 7/10

Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner posterComedy Central Roast of William Shatner poster

There’s not going to be any spoilers sections here as there won’t be any spoilers. I mean, come on, it’s a roast, sort of like a stand-up comedy. If you ask if I could recognize today’s Shatner with the Shatner from the Star Trek series… my oh my, he’s gotten fat. The jokes were dirty and crude, but it was all in the spirit.

The only thing I really knew about Shatner before watching this roast was the fact that Stewie from Family Guy made fun of him: Stewie Griffin vs William Shatner: Rocketman.

Did I mention he’s gotten really fat?

New PC

So I finally got all my parts for my new PC. I started to build it early this week, but I should’ve really waited for the weekend as I really didn’t have time this week to mess with it. You’ve probably noticed that I’ve been on and off AIM a lot as I install and reboot and tinker around with it. I was contemplating either to install Vista or XP, and decided to go with XP for now as driver support for Vista isn’t all that great yet and I have a bunch of programs I don’t know if they’ll run in Vista or not. As a media center PC that I don’t use mostly other than to watch media, Vista is awesome. But for my main box, I decided to stick with XP for now.

My PC now consists of:

  • Intel Core 2 Duo E6400 2.13GHz
  • Abit IL9 Pro Motherboard
  • Asus Radeon EAX1600PRO Silent X1600PRO 256MB
  • Kingston 2 x 1GB DDR2 PC5400 SDRAM
  • Seagate SATAII 500GB Hard Drive
  • LG GSA-H42N-BK 18x DVD Burner
  • Lite-On 48x CD Burner
  • Ultra V Series 500W Power Supply

A pretty simple machine. Motherboard contains 5.1 surround sound + digital and optical ports. It also has a gigabit ethernet port so I didn’t need to buy another one. So far, I’ve been pretty happy with it. However, I have noticed that I’ve been getting flickers with this CPU, motherboard, graphics card combination. When I launch a video, the moment right before the video starts playing, I see these funky colors/lines for a split second. Also, sometimes I see a line flash out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure it’s related to the video card.

Initially I thought I had a bad video card so I contacted Newegg and Asus support. However, I decided to see if this problem repros on my MCE box. Indeed it does. It’s even running Vista, so it’s not exactly the same setup. Derek suggested I try upgrading to ATI’s newest drivers. I had been using the drivers provided on Asus’ download site and they’ve worked well for the most part. I installed the newest drivers: Catalyst 7.3 onto both boxes and the flickering still reproed. I’ll need to ask Xyon if he seems something similar as he has the same video card I have.

Also noted by Derek is the fact that these new Catalyst drivers have a problem with our Vizio 47″ LCD TV. For some reason, it overscans or underscans. In my case, you see a black border around my screen about 1″ thick. I downgraded it to Catalyst 7.1 and the overscanning still existed. Finally downgraded to 8.31 (not exactly sure how the number system worked before 7.1) and the overscanning problem went away.

I’ve also had another flickering problem with Quicken 2007. When it does any sort of animation, my screen jitters like crazy. At first I thought it was related to these other video card problems I’ve been having. However, a quick search online revealed this thread: Screen Flickering. Apparently there’s a problem with Quicken and ipoint.exe. ipoint.exe is the Microsoft IntelliPoint software that you install for your mouse that provides it with the magnify and instant viewer functionality. I actually thought the instant viewer was nice and was sort of a hacky version of expose. Apparently when Microsoft rolled out version 6.0 of ipoint.exe, Quicken’s been having problems with this massive amount of flickering. With ipoint.exe killed, if you look very closely, the flickering still occurs, but at a much quicker pace. I think they just have a very unoptimized way of redrawing their entire window.

As for my old parts, I was planning to build another file server. I have 3 Seagate SATAII 500GB drives that I purchased just for this. However, it hit me when I was installing my new PC that my current motherboard didn’t support SATA. I searched online. There are some SATA I PCI cards that support upto 4 SATA devices, but PCI cards can only support upto 2 devcies if you want SATA II. They were about $40 each and that’s an additional $80. The I tried searching for motherboard that support Socket-A and had SATA II connectors. My previous CPU was a AMD Sempron 2800+. On Newegg, they only carry 4 socket-A motherboards and none of them have SATA connectors. So I thought I might as well wait for the next Fry’s CPU+Motherboard combo for $79 or lower and as long as it has 4 SATA connectors, I’d be fine.

Honestly, it’s been a pretty bad week for me. But that’s a story for a later day.

28 Days Later

So I’ve heard that 28 Days Later was one of the better zombie movies, however there are so many bad zombie movies, what does “better” really mean? The only semi-decent zombie movie I can think of was Shaun of the Dead, but that was more comedy than scary, not exactly a thriller type move if you get what I’m trying to say. Anyway, I saw the trailer for 28 Weeks Later and decided I’d go and watch 28 Days Later just to see how it was. It turned out rather good. The storyline flowed rather well and with most zombie movies, you’re thinking what the heck happened to the rest of the world, but this one answers it to some extent. Also these zombies aren’t dumb like most of the just walking very slowly saying “brain…”; these zombies actually are smart, can run, climb, open doors, etc.

Official Site
IMDb: 7.3/10 (41,681 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: B+ / Yahoo! Users: B-
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 89% / Average Rating: 7.3/10
Amazon.com DVD
Amazon.com Sountrack
MY RATING: 7/10

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Spoilers: (Show)

Random Crap

Humor in church: the rite stuff?Fight truth decay” is a favorite. “Come in for a free faith lift,” is another — two examples of the toe-curling puns plastered across so many notice boards outside British churches. … Among the classics she cited were “Chxxch — Have you guessed what’s missing.UR!” and “God, you’re great!”

The Wisdom of Children (from Digg) – A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table:

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

No sex please, we’re daddy’s little girlsIt has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows. But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She’s daddy’s little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.

Best of Car Talk Letters – Response to MIT’s invitation letterGentlemen: Given your recent reading of the college application essay and your ties to that other (lesser) institution in Cambridge, I thought you might enjoy this. Yours sincerely, Stan McGee. MIT certainly has a reputation to be proud of, but its admissions department went a little over-board, I think. The first letter is an honest-to-goodness mailing from MIT, the second is one prospective student’s reply.

IRS Urges E-Filing — But by Vendors Only, PleaseThe IRS recommends that taxpayers file electronically — e-filing saves the government time and money, and is more accurate than IRS employees who type in the data from paper returns. But the IRS refuses to set up its own Web portal to receive the filings. Instead, most Americans have no choice but to e-file through private companies like Intuit (Turbo Tax) and HR Block (Tax Cut). There is something very very wrong with this system. E-Filing should be free if not have an extra discount. I mean, how much man hours are we saving them by having all our tax documents and numbers in digital formats which they can simply import it into their database. But no, instead, they decide to outsource it to other companies which charge a fee to save IRS some time. Sigh…

The Cure for Insomnia (from Tera) – The Cure for Insomnia, directed by John Henry Timmis IV, is officially the world’s longest movie, according to Guinness World Records, as of its release in 1987. Running 5220 minutes (87 hours) in length, the movie has no plot, instead consisting of artist L. D. Groban reading his lengthy poem “A Cure for Insomnia” over the course of three and a half days, spliced with occasional clips from heavy metal and pornographic videos.

pSX emulator (from Angelus) – This emulator fully emulates the Sony Playstation. Compatibility is fairly high, most games I’ve tried work well. An R3000 debugger is contained which may be of interest to people working on translations. Check out the screenshots.

TomTom PLUS services – I get this email a few weeks back saying apparently I can download new voices for my TomTom GO 700 (for a price of course) and they were advertising Mr. T. Check out what he sounds like when giving directions.

popuri.us (from Digg) – A tool to check at-a-glance the link popularity of any site based on its ranking (Google PageRank, Alexa Rank, Technorati etc.), social bookmarks (del.icio.us, etc), subscribers (Bloglines, etc) and more!

How do you prove photography to a blind man?That was the question I was asked: how would you prove to a blind man, that photography exists? A very interesting article.

Couple tie knot in ‘moving’ ceremonyBecause the bride is a snowboard instructor, her guests rode snowboards. The bridegroom is a ski instructor, and his guests were on skis. The Rev. Mike Boucher skied backward to face the crowd, wore a helmet camera during the ceremony and had a ski-mounted lectern that housed a public-address system.

People banned from SNLSaturday Night Live’s producers, especially Lorne Michaels, have famously and dramatically banned for life several celebrities from ever appearing on the television show. Reasons for these bans vary, as sometimes they can be seen as a rational response to a star’s grossly innappropriate on-stage behavior, while at other times the reasons are harder to understand as they stem from far more mild, or even superficial transgressions.

Eddie Griffin Crashes Ferrari Enzo (from Derek) – While practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline, comedian Eddie Griffin crashed a rare $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo. I guess the Undercover Brother never learned how to drive a stick. How many Enzos have crashed? Isn’t there a limited number of them?

2 Chinese Boys Sing Jessica Simpson “A Public Affair” The two Chinese Boys who did Back Str… The two Chinese Boys who did Back Street Boys are ack doing Jessica Simpson’s new single “A Public Affair!” You get to see their roommate in the background, and you wonder how he can stand this. ;p

Random Crap

First of all, I apologize for the lack of posting. It’s been a busy week at work and I haven’t been getting that much sleep, coming home around 11pm-1am. Even had to go into work today for a few hours to finish testing some stuff.

NYC couple hail cab for 2,400-mile rideBetty and Bob Matas have retired and are moving to Arizona, but like many New Yorkers they don’t drive, and they don’t want their cats to travel all that way in an airliner cargo hold.

Swimmer’s life at risk after record Amazon tripSlovenian Martin Strel, after braving crocodiles, piranhas, disease and the threat of an imminent heart attack, on Sunday completed a record-setting 66-day, 3,274-mile (5,268 km) swim down the Amazon River and was taken to a hospital.

Jesus drinking Coca-Cola? Not this EasterAn Italian film showing Jesus Christ drinking Coca-Cola sparked such strong protest from the soft-drinks giant that it blocked the film’s Easter weekend premiere, the film makers said.

Captured Lightning: 2.2 million volt Lichtenberg Figure (from Digg) – The interior of an 18″ square x 1″ piece of Plexiglas was charged to 2.2 million volts (MV) using a 5 MV particle accelerator. A layer of excess electrons become trapped deep inside, When discharged, the excess charge escaped with a bright flash and a loud bang. The hot, lightning-like discharge created thousands of microscopic fractures inside the acrylic, resulting in a branching “Captured Lightning” sculpture (or Lichtenberg Figure). Read more about how these beautiful objects are made at:
http://lichdesc.teslamania.com

Debunking myths about the “Third World” (Amazing graphics) (from Krrkb) – With the drama and urgency of a sportscaster, Prof. Hans Rosling uses software from Gapminder debunks a few myths about the “developing” world. This global health visionary has discovered a powerful new way to communicate complex data about the world; his remarkable interactive graphs help deliver profound insights about global trends and will change forever the way you think about “us” and “them.” Rosling is professor of international health at Sweden’s Karolinska Institute, and founder of Gapminder, a nonprofit that brings vital global data to life. (Recorded February 2006 in Monterey, CA.) More TEDTalks at www.TED.com

Take a Peep at This StoryAmericans eat enough peeps before Easter to circle the equator — twice. Interesting video about those Easter marshmallow candy.

Today’s realistic video: GTA IV trailer in real life (from Digg) – While its not a down-to-the-finite-details replica of the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer, it’s pretty darned spot-on. If you factor in that he made it using only clips that he could find on YouTube, it’s even more amazing. When they cut to that one shot of the actor … you’ll be wondering if they used that for the actual game trailer. Compare that to the real trailer of Grand Theft Auto IV.

Puff Piece – Harvard tells Hollywood to ban cigarettes from kids’ movies.Stanton Glantz, professor of medicine at U.C. San Francisco and creator of the Smoke Free Movies campaign, says Glickman probably expected Harvard to come up with a limp education campaign and leave it at that. But Harvard got tough. In recommendations presented to the industry last month and made public this week, Harvard said the studios should eliminate smoking altogether from films “accessible to children and youth.”

Uganda scraps “sexist” adultery lawUganda’s Constitutional Court ordered the changes to the Penal Code, under which it was legal for a married man to have an affair with an unmarried woman but against the law for a married woman to have an affair with an unmarried man.

Photo in the News: Century-Old Fish Caught in AlaskaCommercial fishers in the Bering Sea recently hauled in the female shortraker rockfish seen above, which scientists say was between 90 and 115 years old. Researchers at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) used growth rings in the fish’s ear bone, or otolith, to make their age estimate.

century old fish

Badass origami stuffSome REALLY amazing origami art here.

dragon origami

360’s Guitar Hero II guitar works in Windows, Frets on FireThe USB-equipped X-plorer guitar that ships with the just-released Guitar Hero II for Xbox 360 has some interesting tricks up its nonexistant but metaphorically convenient sleeve. No, we’re not talking about breaking or shape-shifting (sheesh) — we’re talking about things like effects pedals and oh, what’s this, Windows support? Randy tipped us off that the guitar controller works in Windows Vista, but we had to check for ourself. The above image was captured in Windows XP. The five frets control the first five buttons, Back and Start control buttons 7 and 8, the d-pad and strummer control the Point of View Hat, the whammy bar controls the X Rotation, Star Power controls the Y Rotation, and the Z Axis sorta just wiggles when you move the guitar. The X Axis / Y Axis does nothing (gotta save something for that effects pedal, no?). Sweet! I can’t wait for the wireless version to come out now so I can play Frets on Fire with a wireless guitar on my Vista box.

Wrapped in Subway Logos, Free City Condom Is a HitIn just a month, the city gave away five million of its new subway-themed condoms, officials said yesterday. Lest you read past that number unimpressed, consider that that was about two condoms for every man living in the city — more than the city distributed in all of 2003.

Online hoax ad strips home of everythingAn online ad offering everything in the house for free left one landlord with quite a shock. By the time she realized what was going on, the house had been stripped of its light fixtures, hot water heater — even the kitchen sink. … “In the ad, it said come and take what you want. Everything is free,” she said. “Please help yourself to anything on the property.”

Sub loses job over pinchy punishmentFour boys said spring-type clothespins were placed over their upper or lower lips for talking too much in class, Amanda-Clearcreek Primary School principal Mike Johnsen wrote in a letter to parents this week.

Girl had suspected ‘boyfriend’ was womanA 14-year-old girl authorities allege was sexually abused by a 30-year-old woman who posed as a teenage boy said she didn’t know about the ruse but eventually suspected it.

Roth IRA

I just wanted to spend some time talking about Roth IRA since 2006’s last contribution date is coming up. You’ve probably heard of terms like 401K and IRA and then there’s traditional vs Roth and all being retirement accounts, and you’re thinking what is correct for you, what’s the difference, and so on.

To put into simple terms, 401K replaces pensions, and is a retirement investment account provided to you through your employer. You decide to put x% of your salary into this account each paycheck and so on. The 401K account I have also restricts me to what I can invest in to a limited set of funds and stocks, but I’m not sure if that is the same for every employer. When you changed jobs, I believe you stop contributing to your old 401K account and you create a new 401K account with your new employer. You do have the option to consolidate your old 401K account into your new one.

IRA on the other hand is a personal investment account, where you get to put in money whenever you want. It has no relationship with your employer. The deadline to invest for any particular year is the deadline to file your taxes. For the year 2006, the last day you can contribute to an IRA account is on April 17th, 2007.

The biggest difference between 401K and IRA besides 401K is tied to an employer and IRA isn’t, is the contribution limit. These limits change from year to year, but for 2006, 401K’s limit was at $15,000 and IRA’s limit was at $4,000. With IRA, you can decide after the fact if you want to contribute to it depending on your tax situation. With 401K, you have to consistently contribute and have to prepare beforehand on what you want to do.

Tax implications wise, there really isn’t much difference between 401K and IRA. What the difference lies is if it’s a Traditional or Roth. A traditional 401K or traditional IRA is where you contribute money (pre-taxed) and when you do take the money out, the full amount (original contribution + gain) will then be fully taxed. On the other hand, a Roth 401K or Roth IRA is fully taxed now, but when you take the money out, it will not get taxed again and neither will your gain.

Derek’s suggestion is to contribute to both Traditional and Roth retirement accounts because who knows what it’ll be like when you retire. Most people contribute into a Traditional account because they’re assuming when they retire, they won’t have a high income, so money they take out will be in the lower tax bracket. However, who knows what the tax situation will be like 40 years from now. If you have both Traditional and Roth accounts, you can withdraw accordingly. Take money out from the Traditional accounts if the tax is low. Take money out from the Roth accounts if the tax is high.

Anyway, after I got my tax refund this year, I decided I wanted to start my Roth IRA account. Another thing I researched on was penalty for early withdrawal. For Traditional accounts, since it’s only taxed when you withdraw, there are a bunch of fees and penalties for withdrawing early. However, with Roth accounts, you’ve already paid the tax, is there any early withdrawal penalty. Here’s a good example from The Motley Fool:

Jim, age 30, made a Roth IRA contribution of $2,000 in 1998. In 2005, Jim’s Roth IRA has a balance of $3,500. Jim decides to close his Roth IRA in a non-qualified distribution that year. Since the distribution is non-qualified, Jim will owe taxes on his Roth earnings of $1,500, and will pay tax on this amount at his marginal tax rate. In addition, since the distribution took place before Jim reached age 59 1/2, and since Jim did not meet any of the exceptions, Jim will also be assessed a 10% early withdrawal penalty on the earnings. If we assume that Jim is in the 28% marginal tax bracket, he will pay $420 in tax on the earnings, and will pay a penalty in the amount of $150 on the early distribution. This is a very steep price to pay.

In other words, I can withdraw early on the amount that I contributed without paying any fees/penalties. However if I early withdraw any of my earnings/gains, those will be taxed at my current tax bracket + an additional 10% early withdrawal penalty. I’m thinking, who the heck won’t invest in an Roth account then, especially Roth IRA since you don’t have to make a decision until April for the previous year. Another way to put this is that you’ll always have access to your principal, penalty free, which in most people’s case is all they’ll need. As long as you keep your earnings and gains inside your Roth account, there won’t be any penalty.

Ergo Proxy

I just started watching Ergo Proxy last week. Pino is so cute!!! KAWAII!!! 可愛い!!! So before you watch the videos, you have to understand Pino is a companion robot, meant to represent a child. This society grew children in artificial wombs and you have to apply to have a child, and when granted, they’ll grow one for you and give it to you when it’s born. In the mean time, while you wait for your application to be approved, you can get a companion robot, which can simulate a child all the way to an adult. The reason for this is because they’re trying to sustain a Utopian society, and given human history, when Utopia is being reached, population will explode as there are no longer any natural enemies of humans besides themselves, causing a great downfall later.

Also, Pino went through a very serious impact. Her mother and baby brother were both killed in front of her. She was then chased by soldiers who were ordered to have her destroyed. I’m not sure what psychological impact that’ll have on a robot, but it’s interesting. And she’s so cute!!!

Here’s a few videos I made for now:

ergo proxy - episode 2 - pino awaits for papa's returnergo proxy - episode 3- pino leaves romdeauergo proxy - episode 4 - pino is happy after vicent law awakesergo proxy - episode 6 - pino learns lonliness and sets sailergo proxy - episode 7 - pino buries comradesergo proxy - episode 9 - pino escapes from tower

Here’s a few videos I found on YouTube:

The anime talks about a futuristic society in where humans have to live inside domes and has these robots (split between entourages and autoraves) that become human companions and workers. The story is very philosophical as it introduces authors and poets and philosophers and different types of Utopian philosophies. I haven’t watched enough of the series to know what the true storyline is, but apparently there are these proxies (as they called it) which are somewhat like messengers of God. However, even after years of researching, they are unable to determine what they really are.

A boy named Vincent Law appears (immigrant from Mosque) hoping to become a citizen of Romdeau (this Utopian city), but has been casted away as a fugitive. Real Mayar, the granddaughter of the Regent (somewhat like a King), is a bit too curious for her own good and with her sharp perceptions, she unveils the truth bit by bit, showing how ugly this Utopian society has hidden from view.

I’ve been getting my subtitles from Shinsen-Subs and at the end of each episode, they have panels of information describing the names and where they’re from. Some are places in legends and tales. Others are real philosophers and they go in depth of what they stood for and what their philosophy is.

In episode 9, they have this:

“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” is a common phrase, usually used to describe someone who doesn’t want to be involved in a situation, or who is turning a willful blind eye to an evil act that they are involved in. The saying is typically associated with the Three Wise Monkeys (one cover his eyes, one covering his ears, and the other covering his mouth). It is therefore believed that the saying may have its origin in a 17th century temple in Japan. Many scholars believe the monkeys were carved as a visual representation of the religious principle, “If we do not hear, see, or speak evil, we ourselves shall be spared all evil.” The monkeys originated from a Japanese play on words. “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,” translated into Japanese is “mizaru, kikazaru, iwazaru.” (見ざる、聞かざる、言わざる) The Japanese word for monkey is “saru” (猿), and sounds very similar to the verb-ending “zaru”.

Here’s a number Japanese word for you 兎 (usagi) which means rabbit. Pino really likes rabbits I’m presuming as she has a rabbit suit she hops around in and even counts in rabbits (like we count using sheep).

Cadbury Eggs… smaller?

RayAlome sent me this video: Cadbury Eggs…smaller? B.J. Novak (guy who plays Ryan Howard from The Office) goes on Conan O’Brien as a guest and talks about how he buys a whole bunch of Cadbury eggs (those chocolate creme filled candy eggs) after Easter and that’ll last him a whole year.

Anyway, he notices that the eggs feel smaller, so he goes around and asks his friends if the eggs have gotten smaller and they all replied, “no, you’ve gotten bigger.” So he goes online to the Cadbury homepage and finds this in their FAQ, which says:

Why has the size of the egg changed?

It hasn’t – you’ve just grown up!

He thought it was a bit strange that they would come out and post something like that, if it was not for the fact many people had contacted them about it.

He searches around his house and finally find an Cadbury egg he purchased a few years ago. It’s is blatantly obvious that the newer egg is smaller. This isn’t one of those mini-Cadbury eggs, but a full size one. Conan shows the difference here:

conan o'brien shows size difference of cadbury eggs

Despite the fact that the site says the eggs only look smaller because you’ve gotten bigger, that fact sheet has been around since 2003 or earlier. From Internet Archive Wayback Machine, the earliest cache of this page is on October 28, 2003, and even then it has the same FAQ, so I don’t think this question was posted up to address the size change this year, but most people aren’t going to see it that way.

Stanman’s Birthday

So yesterday, we celebrated Stanman’s birthday. We first had dinner at this really good Korean BBQ place up in Shoreline. At first, we wanted to actually do the BBQ ourselves, but the choices were limited and we had to sit separately because the BBQ tables only hold about 6 people, 7 max, and we had 10. We scrapped that idea and let them do the BBQ for us and got some really fun and interesting dishes that had short ribs, beef, calamari, spicy pork, seafood tofu soup, and a seafood pancakes. Yum… Shoot, I’m getting hungry at 3am. Not good.

Then we came back to my place to play games. Originally we had hoped to link 2 Xbox 360 consoles and play a LAN game with 8 people. I had suggested Call of Duty 2 as it was a new game I had acquired and the back of the box shows System Link 2-16 players. On a single console, you can have 1-4 players on a split screen, so we thought with 2 consoles, we can have upto 8 players. Stanman even went out to rent Call of Duty 2 for this. Boy was I wrong about System Link mode in Call of Duty 2.

First, I’ve never really linked 2 or more consoles together. If I recall correctly, they required a special cable to connect multiple systems together back in the days of SNES and N64. However, there was no such port on the Xbox 360, so the only thing that I could fathom that connect connect these 2 Xbox 360s was via the network. I connected both Xbox 360s onto my network and they were able to see each other, which was pretty cool.

Then I tried to create a game for the other console to join, however was unable to figure out how to do add more than one player on that particular console. I can go back and go to split screen mode which would allow 4 players on that console. Being stumped, I went online to search for how to get this to work. Apparently in System Link mode, you can only have 1 player on the console. Many people on the forums and threads have already shown disappointment with this limit. So in other words, in order to have 16 players in System Link mode, you would need 16 separate consoles. Ouch!

We wanted all 8 people to be playing at the same time, so we tried to come up with another game to play. If you’re wondering if I have 2 TVs, not really. Some of us would end up using my Dell 24″ LCD, which I’ve been using for my Xbox 360 before I got my new Vizio 47″ LCDTV. Stanman recalled they were able to play Halo 2 with multiple players on the console and linked to other consoles at PAX (Penny Arcade Expo). So to confirm this, I did a search online and found: How to play a system link game in Halo 2 on an original Xbox console and on an Xbox 360 console

When you use an Ethernet hub, you can have any one of the following 16-player combinations:

  • 16 players who are using 16 consoles (one player per console)
  • 16 players who are using eight consoles (two players per console)
  • 16 players who are using four consoles (four players per console)

Neat! I had a copy of Halo 2 and there was a Blockbuster about 5 minute drive from me. We were pretty sure a game like Halo 2 would probably be available at Blockbuster so we drove over. We did a search on the shelves and didn’t find it. We then asked the cashier and it turns out they don’t even have an entry for it in their systems anymore. How can you not carry such a popular game!?!? We drove back disappointed and just split up the people to play at the different consoles.

After multiple rounds of Call of Duty 2, which is really fun game, we swapped to Top Spin 2, a tennis game I had also recently acquired.

Someone then suggested poker and we played a couple hours of that. It was tournament style and the buy-in was $2. I actually ended up winning, though it was a close game between Chris and I. We were both conservative players and basically when it came down to the two of us, we were just swapping blinds back and forth. The game ended with me having trip 2s and he having a pair of As. I ended up winning $8 ($10 total including my buy-in).

While the poker game was going on and people were dropping out, people started to watch Talladega Nights on my Media Center PC. The night ended when the movie ended and we said our goodbyes. It was a really hilarious movie and I’ll be reviewing it later.