Confusion

Something happened today and my heads been going in circles. I’m confused. So confused that I’ve been doing stuff out of order. Like washing my face first before shampooing my hair. Or watering front door plant before back porch plant. Or almost forgetting to put on my shoes before going outside to get my mail, and I was even contemplating on go barefoot and just endure the pain. Why am I confused?!?!


Random Crap:

Weird Al – Behind the Scenes of “White and Nerdy” (from Digg) – Go behind the scenes of Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” video from his new album Straight Outta Lynwood, in stores now.

How to Crap All Over a Product Launch, by Microsoft Corp. (from Digg) – what he says isn’t that interesting, but it did tell me there are Pink Zunes out there. According to Engadget, So as we understand it, apparently Microsoft secretly slipped 100 hot pink (or shall we say, magenta?) Zunes into the retail market for purchase, where only especially eagle-eyed buyers would notice what they were getting before taking it home and opening up their rather eye-catching player. (For lawsuit’s sake, it’s in the fine print on the bottom of the box.) In fact, one’s on sale on eBay right now: Microsoft Zune.. Pink Limited Edition #8 of 100 NIB and one sold for $920.

pink zune
(picture courtesy of Endgadget)

Live Action Hamster Videogame (from Cari) – Poor little hamster. He’s stuck in a video game. Don’t worry, he wins. (OMG SPOILER.) Hamster didn’t seem to be having fun. Would’ve been neat if he got little treats on the way, sorta like the little apples Yoshi gets.

Carved Crayons (from Digg) – a bunch of neat carvings made using crayon sticks by Pete Goldlust.

Bottled MusicA guy plays music on bottles with rollerblades. Was pondering if this was good enough to be posted, but decided it was worth showing. Not really that creative or new, but still somewhat cool where a guy rollerblades down the street with glass bottles filled with different amounts of liquid to make different sounds. On each skate, he puts a stick like thingy which hits the bottles as he skates down.

MS Paint God (from Derek) – Getting this good with MS Paint is like becoming a world famous kazoo player. Just an amazing job what someone can do with just MS Paint! I don’t know what car that is, but it’s very sweet looking.

Was watching the latest episode of Kanon and the fox is so cute! You can watch the video here: Kanon – Makoto Fox.

Case Closed? (from Digg) – An Extra Shift Led to a Terrifying Strip Search, But the Suspect Was Set Free – It was the shocking story — and unbelievable surveillance video — that riveted the nation. A young McDonald’s employee humiliated, forced to strip and then to perform a sexual act in the back office, during her work day. Wow, I can’t believe this happened… Go watch the video if you’re too lazy to read the article.

Paintball Headshot (from Digg) – This guy got PWNED!!!

Beware of the fungi! (from Digg) – When will we have to report on our spore infected fellow man? Scenes taken from Planet Earth episode 8. From the production info: “From the creators of BLUE PLANET comes this epic depiction of life on Earth. PLANET EARTH was a mammoth undertaking and was the result of more than 2000 days of production, filmed across 200 different locations around the world.” Remember when your parents told you not to eat the seeds of the fruit, or else you might grow a watermelon on your head? Well, imagine if a fungi killed you and then grew out from your head.

Interview Disaster Special (from Digg) – (NOT WORK SAFE!) I have conducted a series of interviews with adult industry figures. These interviews did not go well and they probably represent the last failed attempt at something even approaching journalism of my entire career. Here’s Part II if you’re interested in reading. It reminds me of Blood Ninja, but with porn stars.

Parabellum Trailer

My friend Schwartz is working on a new short film called Parabellum. Director of another awesome short film: Beimo, this one’s about the mafia. I won’t say too much as the final edit of the film hasn’t completed yet, but for now, you can watch the trailer. Schwartz must have his contacts cause he even got the winner of Chinatown’s pageant to play the leading actress in this film, and she’s really good looking. 😉

* Parabellum (or para bellum) is Latin for “ready for war”.

I just realized this is probably based off Parabellum – Episode 1, though I’m sort of confused where this story lies now. His girlfriend is not the same person, though the main character is. Episode 1 took a very light focus and was even somewhat funny. This new one that he’s making is pretty much serious all the way through, even somewhat sad.

You can also check out his other videos at What The Film.

Random Crap:

Today’s Japanese term is: 暗部 (anbu) which means the dark side, but is commonly used in anime to refer to the special group of shadow warriors, super skilled and hardly ever seen.

Amazing flame fractals take your breath away (from Digg) – Witness the beauty and elegance of mathematics with 50 breathtaking fractals. Webshots member rajah created these Fractal Flames with Apophysis–a freeware Windows application with which you can design and render fractal flames. According to http://apophysis.wikispaces.com/ and http://www.flam3.com/, Fractal Flames were created by Scott Draves in 1992 and are an “extension of the iterated function system class of fractals”. They’re really pretty!

(NOT WORK SAFE!) With articles like Blowjobs as Comparative Currency (from Digg) and Virtual Sex in Second Life (from Digg), no wonder people are addicted to Second Life. From my limited sample set I worked out that the Average SL-QBJ (Second Life – Quick Blow Job) rate is about L$360. Which if I have my sums right is about $1.5.

Great Cardtrick! (from Digg) – learn a good cardtrick, and amaze your friends 😉 Haha. I remember watching this card trick on TVB and remember figuring out exactly how the trick worked. It’s been too long though.

Olbermann’s Special Comment on Gingrich: “We fight for liberty by having more liberty and not less” (from Digg) – Tonight, Keith took on Newt Gingrich’s controversial remarks from earlier this week where he suggested we re-think free speech as we know it in order to effectively combat the threat of terrorism. Needless to say, Keith — like any true American — took offense to this and didn’t hold back.. I’m starting to really like this Keith guy. Every broadcast of his that I’ve watched, I almost totally agree with. You can also watch the video here.

Seagate CEO: I help people “watch porn” (from Digg) – Not so with Bill Watkins, the mercurial, salty-mouthed Texan who runs the $15 billion hard-drive king Seagate Technology. At a San Francisco dinner on Tuesday evening, he was candid about his company’s ultimate mission: “Let’s face it, we’re not changing the world. We’re building a product that helps people buy more crap – and watch porn. He’s so right! Shoot! *whistles* I take the 5th.

Map (from Digg) – This guy builds one of those Google Map red balloons that pop up when you search for addresses or businesses and has temporarily placed it in front of what looks like a dormitory or apartment complex. Hopefully when Google’s images get refreshed next time, it’ll have this in it. He also has some other interesting projects.

Downloading Super Mario Brothers on the Wii (from Digg) – Straight from the Virtual Console onto the Wii. Apparently Super Mario Bros. is available on the Virtual Console for the Wii in Japan. Still no Super Mario Bros. 3 yet or Super Mario World (my 2 favorite Super Mario games). Watching the video, I totally forgot about that hidden 1-Up mushroom. Apparently Japan also has Super Mario 64 available too.

the return to abalakin
The Return To Abalakin – Alexander Preuss (from Digg)

After searching for the artist, I found this thread: THE RETURN TO ABALAKIN :: PART I, Alexander Preuss (3D). He also has other renderings and zoom-ups of this futuristic looking society. The artist also has a nifty looking homepage displaying other interesting artworks.

Teen crashes car after hearing doll cryA startled 17-year-old girl swerved her car into a freeway guardrail and slammed into a pickup truck after the realistic-sounding baby doll in her care suddenly began to cry. The teenager had just picked up the doll as part of a school project on responsible parenting minutes before the accident occurred Tuesday on I-580, said Steve Creel, a spokesman for the California Highway Patrol. … No one was seriously injured in the crash, but the CHP will pursue charges because the girl was driving without a license, he said. I like how they write up this whole story about a doll causing the girl to crash the car, when what the problem really is is the fact she was driving without a license.

NY cracks down on illegal mystery meatsWhen a food safety inspector walked into a market in Queens, he noticed the store had an interesting special posted on its front window: 12 beefy armadillos. In Brooklyn, inspectors found 15 pounds of iguana meat at a West Indian market and 200 pounds of cow lungs for sale at another market. At a West African grocery in Manhattan, the store was selling smoked rodent meat from a refrigerated display case. An inspector quickly seized a couple pounds of it. Yummy.

Out of CTRL – I thought this was a funny comic strip as I’ve always wanted to CTRL+Z (undo) at certain parts in my life, and I don’t blame unprepared parents praying for that feature.

Free Movies from AOL Video

Apparently AOL Video is trying to promote their video download service by giving away 30+ videos on Saturday, December 2, 2006. Unfortunately I gave up after I failed 2 of their requirements. First it didn’t support Firefox, so I swapped over to IE and tried again. I thought they’re probably going to install some ActiveX control, but decided to give it a shot anyway. Then it blew up again and said it currently did not support IE7, and suggested I uninstall IE7 and return to IE6 for the time being. I found that hilarious and the fact that they even provided instructions on how to uninstall IE7 and revert back to IE6:

You can also restore the Hi-Q Video Delivery Manager by using the Add or Remove Programs to uninstall IE 7.0 and revert back to IE 6.0.
Simply navigate to Control Panel and select Add or Remove Programs
Select IE 7.0 and click uninstall
The uninstall process should remove IE 7.0 and restore IE 6.0

I guess this is really 1 requirement which is IE6 being the browser, but I’m not going to uninstall IE7 just to watch a few free movies. However, if you’re still interested in their service, go visit their promotion page. The promotion expires on Sunday, December 3, 2006 at 6am ET.

The list of movies include:

  • Nacho Libre
  • The Muppets Take Manhattan
  • Mission Impossible III
  • SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
  • Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
  • My Dog Skip
  • Failure To Launch
  • Jack Frost
  • Zoolander
  • Patriot Games
  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
  • School of Rock
  • Last Holiday
  • The Perfect Storm
  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Adam Sandler’s: Eight Crazy Nights
  • Rugrats Go Wild
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  • Can’t Hardly Wait
  • Maid in Manhattan
  • Star Trek I: The Motion Picture
  • Men in Black
  • All I Want for Christmas
  • The Prince and Me
  • The Natural
  • Analyze This
  • D.E.B.S.
  • Easy Rider
  • Flatliners
  • White Christmas
  • The Golden Child

The Digg post mentioned Spider-Man 2 was also free, but I wasn’t able to find it.

How to run explorer.exe as another user

So with the introduction of IE7, my little hack no longer worked, which was having the following shortcut: runas.exe /u:administrator "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe"

With the IE7 update, when I enter C:\ into the location bar, it actually opens up a new Explorer window, running as my current user. Before it would automatically open C: drive in the same IE window and let me browse as administrator.

With this block, I decided to see if I could get explorer.exe to launch instead of going through iexplore.exe. Running explorer.exe from an administrator command prompt didn’t do anything. I was able to run start . and get an Explorer window opened, but that was running under me again. I search for explorer.exe switches and found this site: Command-Line Switches for Windows Explorer, however none of those switches seem to work. Calling explorer.exe /? returned immediately without displaying any kind of help.

Finally, I just went and searched for “how to launch explorer as another user” and found this: How do run Explorer as another user which had a very useful reply.

Apparently, the switch you have to pass in is /separate. At first I thought it was just a fake, but then realized I was spelling seperate incorrectly. If you execute the following command: runas.exe /u:administrator "explorer.exe /separate", you’ll be able to start explorer.exe as another user.


Random Crap:

Today’s Japanese phrase is 雪 (yuki) which translates to snow, since we’ve recently had a bunch of snow, but due to today’s warm weather, it’s pretty much gone. Guess I won’t be needing wheel chains anymore. Along with snow, there’s 冬休み (fuyuyasumi) or Winter Vacation. 冬 (fuyu) is Winter and 休み (yasumi) means to rest by itself, but when stuck to onto another noun like one of the 4 seasons, it means vacation. The other seasons are 春 (haru) – Spring; 夏 (natsu) – Summer; 秋 (aki) – Autumn.

Japanese Zen Gardens (from Digg) – a very nice collection of Zen Gardens with you combed through sand and the nice and peaceful rocks (are rocks ever not peaceful?).

Apple Sells “Refreshed” Laptop Filled With Porn To 11 Year Old Girl (from Digg) – An Apple customer was shocked, shocked, when he bought a Macbook from the London Apple Store for his 11-year old daughter, and the desktop was full of pornographic JPGs. As RayAlome says, that’s a feature!

Richard Simmons explains his steamer on Letterman (from RayAlome) – Watch Richard Simmons try to sell you his steamer on The Letterman Show and how Letterman provokes him and finally the KABOOM!

SNEAK PEEK: ‘Heroes’ Mid-Season Finale (from Heroes Revealed) – (WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS) ‘Heroes’ Mid-season Finale Clips! Check out these clips from the upcoming episode. A nice long 5 minute sneak preview of the episode 11.

Spilled Doritos chips wash up on Outer Banks (from Digg) – A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina today and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. Scavengers collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound.

Cell Phone Towers In Disguise (from Digg) – Dr. Debbye Turner reports some folks say cell phone towers can be unsightly, so some providers are becoming masters of disguise. Turner discusses the creative compromise with Julie Chen. 1/4 of all cell phone towers are disguised to blend in with the environment so it isn’t such an eyesore.

fire box traps pranksters
The sending of false fire alarms by mischievous persons may be eliminated through use of a newly developed call box. To use the device, the sender of an alarm must pass a hand through a special compartment to reach the signal dial. Once the dial has been turned, the sender’s hand is locked in the compartment until released by a fireman or policeman with a key. (from Modern Mechanix)

Haha! What if it was a real fire and the you got trapped right next to it. ;p

50 THINGS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW (or 50 Completely Useless Facts!) (from Digg) – quite an interesting list. The ones I found interesting were:

  • Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. – Worm definitely does not taste like fried bacon, unless you get to fry it beforehand. Then I don’t know.
  • What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.
  • You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath – Do you pass out before you suffocate?
  • Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
  • Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different! – Guess if we have a licker on our hand, it’d be easy to identify him.
  • Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! – No wonder my fingernails need more chewing.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men. – That’s cause they flirt twice as much as men. Just kidding. ;p
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
  • A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! – I wish I could do that.
  • Dolphins sleep with one eye open! – Just like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy states, Dolphins are much smarter. They won’t let you get close, not even when they’re sleeping!
  • Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food! – Some humans would too!

Sex educators plan spray-on condom“We’re trying to develop the perfect condom for men that’s suited to every size of penis,” he said. “We’re very serious.” Krause’s team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. Haha! Awesome!

Bill Gates for President! (from Derek) – Bill Gates for President dot net is a movement of people from all over the world who share a set of beliefs. These beliefs are:

  1. The President of the United States of America is not just a political leader in the USA. He or she has an important role in international politics as well.
  2. The President of the United States should not be a slave to large corporations. We see the reality of multi-million-dollar presidential campaigns, but feel worried about the way they are being funded.
  3. The President of the United States should not just be a politician. A true leader has a great variety of competences. A good President is also a manager.

You should also read Scott Adams blog entry: Bill Gates for President

Desert Plushies

Thanks to ChewyDenise for sharing these:

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They’re so adorable and delicious looking. I can see myself biting into them. If a plushy isn’t an animal, are we still allowed to call it stuffed animals?


Random Crap:

There’s this new free song on iTunes Music Store: Rodrigo y Gabriela – Tamacun. It really sounds nice. It reminds me of Mexican folk songs and the guitar strumming is really soothing. It’s been playing on repeat for 16x already. Though it has kept me wondering why the the album cover has an image of a dinosaur eye.

Transformers Movie Character Designs, Images and Toy Prototypes (from Digg) – I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. I wonder how the movie will turn out.

Black Friday Commotion – Insane Shoppers Rush To Door – after Black Friday a few years back (with UngsungHero), I’ve sworn never to do Black Friday shopping again, unless it was online. The above video shows you what I hate the most. Speaking of which, a couple you probably tried the Amazon.com $100 Xbox 360 promotion. I slept right through that. ;p

How To Bypass The Zune’s WiFi Sharing DRM (from Digg) – Interesting idea, but this probably would only work for songs that aren’t already DRMed under your user account. By renaming a file’s extension and sending it across as an image file, no DRM is attached to it. They also had another interesting hack for the Zune: How To Use The Zune as a Hard Drive, which was one of the things I regret the Zune actually disabled. Now, with a hack to re-enable this, it might actually be reasonable.

Balls of Steel – Negs Urban Sports – Big Stranger Rodeo 2005 (from CMDCC) – a British TV show similar to Trigger Happy TV, where they play pranks (sometimes quite mean) to random people. One recurring theme is called: Neg’s Urban Sports. This one is about a new sport called Big Stranger Rodeo, where you jump onto the back of a stranger and like the bull riding machines, the longer you can stay on their backs, the higher score you get. They also had one called Urban Sprinting, where you set off the alarm of a shopping store and run from the security guards. You win when you reach a burger joint (i.e. McDonalds). The show is called Balls of Steel. They also have another recurring theme called Annoying Devil.

Infinite Mario Bros! (from Digg) – Infinite Mario Bros was made by Markus Persson for a Super Mario themed java programming contest.
Please don’t sue me, Nintendo!
Wow! It looks and feels like Super Mario Bros. 3. It’s a game developed on Java and works quite well actually. Though I wish the buttons could be configurable, but I can’t really complain.

You Can Pick Your Doctor, and You Can Pick Your Nose… (from Digg) – There is an Austrian doctor who has gained notoriety by advocating the picking of one’s nose and the consumption of the resulting bounty, particularly in children. Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist working in Innsbruck, would have us believe that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. His argument stems from the notion that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking, and encourage children to take up the habit. That’s so cool! Maybe that’s why I don’t get sick that often. Mmmmm, crunchy!

“As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly” (from Digg) – An advertising stunt dreamed up by a local Cincinnati radio station went terribly wrong when twenty live turkeys plummeted to their deaths after being dropped out of a helicopter under the misguided assumption that they would all just fly away. Sigh…

Alkali metals (from Digg) – what happens when alkali metals enter in contact with water (i’ll give you a hint, it goes BOOM!) Yay! More stuff blowing up! I want some Cesium!

Ant-breeding project with a stingA company in northeast China raised the equivalent of 198 million pounds from gullible members of the public by promising big profits from a project to breed ants, Xinhua news agency said on Friday. Sigh…

Resonantware (from Digg) – Near-Future Ubiquitous Networking Devices Visualized by Designers. Some really neat designs by NEC. I really like the idea of having a camera in the middle of the screen. When you have a camera attached to the top of your monitor, video conferencing always appears you’re not looking directly at the person you’re conferencing with.

Bad Man Plays Emulators On His Wii (from Digg) – Nintendo won’t be happy about this. It looks like a combination of the Action Replay with the software program SDload and the official Nintendo SD card adapter will let very bad people with no morals whatsoever enjoy emulators such as SNES9x on their Wiis. Disgusting! Don’t you villians know what the Virtual Console is for? Interesting…

The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers) (from Digg) – I have to share these “funniest analogies” with you. They came in an e-mail from my sister. She got them from a cousin, who got them from a friend, who got them from… so they are circulating around. My apologies if you have already seen them. Here are the ones I found very funny:

  • She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
  • He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
  • The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
  • Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
  • The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
  • Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
  • The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
  • The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

Hidden storage – a very funny Little Gamers comic dealing with Xbox Live, downloading porn, hidden storage, girlfriends, and moms.

Panda poop paper yields big profitsWhen keepers of the country’s panda couple — Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui — got tired of disposing the 55 pounds of feces daily produced by the duo, Prasertsak Buntragulpoontawee came up with the idea of turning it all into notebooks, fans, bookmarks and key chains. … But the multicolored paper products have proved hot selling-items at the zoo, with the 300,000 baht (US $8,200) earned to date helping balance the accounts of panda keeping. Neat!

Bluetooth

So I spent hours yesterday trying to figure out which bluetooth adapter I had. The shell of my adapter was broken, so all I have is a PCB board stuck to a USB connector. Suddenly I remember the bluetooth software I used was something called Widcomm (which apparently is now purchased by Broadcomm), but they didn’t have any drivers/software available to be downloaded. So I searched for Widcomm software and tried a whole bunch and none of the worked.

A couple hours later (I was watching Numb3rs in the meantime – interesting show), I figured out I had a TRENDNet, but I forgot the model number, but BTW-101 or BTW-102 sounded familiar and both had one that looked like mine. Inside both of those models, were different variations. Unfortunately, I didn’t heed the “please reboot this machine” advice and wasted another few hours on it. Drivers weren’t getting installed; software wouldn’t load; software having scripting problems; software couldn’t find the bluetooth adapter; etc.

The reasoning I didn’t want to reboot was I was watching Numb3rs through my Xbox 360 (new TV shows and movies are now LIVE and available to be downloaded and rented through Xbox Live Marketplace) and the audio goes through my soundcard and when my computer reboots, there’s this 30 second gap where no audio comes out.

Also, I had no idea which model/version my adapter was. Finally, I remember there was a backup/system restore point with the driver .inf file. I did a quick diff and found the matching version. Did an uninstall, reboot, and re-install, and now it all works beautifully. I had gotten a new bluetooth adapter from FifthUnit.com called JAGGA, but the software that came with it didn’t have syncing capabilities, a really bummer, and I didn’t have a chance to reinstall the old bluetooth adapter till now. Well, what really prompted me to do it was the fact that Saran called me and his number was in my Outlook contacts list, but not on my cell phone yet. I didn’t want to enter his name manually and went through all this trouble to get my bluetooth syncing to work again.

What’s interesting is that I realized, each bluetooth adapter has their own software for connecting and synching, and there’s no central software for bluetooth on Windows XP. If there is, not many manufacturers are using it.

Random Crap

Turkeys try to catch train out of N.J.Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said train officials reported a dozen or so wild turkeys waiting on a station platform in Ramsey, about 20 miles northwest of New York City, on Wednesday afternoon. The line travels to Suffern, N.Y.
turkeys try to catch train

Man eats 4.8 pounds of turkey in 12 min.There won’t be any turkey for Patrick Bertoletti on Thanksgiving — he got his fill the day before. Bertoletti, a 21-year-old culinary student from Chicago, won the annual turkey-eating contest at Artie’s Deli on Wednesday, eating 4.8 pounds of the holiday bird — a full pound more than the second-place finisher.

Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refixA Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday. How does one pee now?

Waves in a Large Free Sphere of Water (from Digg) – Waves in a Large Free Sphere of Water – An experiment at the International Space Station. Pretty neat experiment.

How Pregnancy Happens (from Digg) – (NOT WORK SAFE) pretty funny animation created by Planned Parenthood.

Suburban Plight (from Digg) – When Craig Wilson, obsessed with the integrity of his lawn, encounters a rather peculiar pest, he decides to confront the situation. Pretty amusing short film.

Family Guy Deleted Scene Douchebag (from Digg) – (NOT WORK SAFE) This is a deleted scene from Family Guy – S04E14 – PTV. If you don’t remember, PTV is when Peter started his own TV station.

Fight Over A Parking Spot (from Digg) – This is so cool. There have been so many times I’ve wanted to push somebody out of a spot for taking it after I’ve been waiting. Unfortunately, it’s not clear who is right in this case. The video starts of showing both drivers waiting for the car already. It’s also a pity the woman blew out her transmission, which according to the video will cost around $600 to replace, but many times when some idiot steals my parking space, I feel like turning into Hulk and throwing their car across the lot.

post-it (from Digg) – pretty neat animation with post-it notes dancing. They also have some pretty neat animations on their homepage: GAZZ.

PlateWire (from Digg) – PlateWire is a public repository and electronic forum of drivers by drivers. Using a drivers license plate, commuters can communicate their thoughts and feelings in regards to driving on todays’ roadways. Report and flag bad drivers, award good drivers, and even flirt with cute drivers. PlateWire was born out of frustration from years of driving along side drivers who seem to have no concern with anyone’s safety, including their own. PlateWire is not meant to be a substitute for legal reporting of traffic infractions, if you are a witness to a traffic infraction please contact your local authorities and file the appropriate complaint or report. Interesting idea, though I’m not sure if I would want to claim a license plate number…

The 19 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Death (from Digg) – Some interesting ones I liked:

  • After being decapitated, the average person remains conscious for an additional 15-20 seconds. Talk about a way to go.
  • Speaking of preventing hauntings, yet another old wives tale led to the institution of burial wreaths. It was believed that the wreath would encircle the spirit of the dead person, thereby preventing them from returning from the grave.
  • One of the main reasons cowboys carried pistols in the 1800’s was to avoid being dragged to death by their horse. You think they could have just gotten bigger stirrups. – at first, I thought they’d shoot themselves. Then it occurred to me, the could just shoot the horse.
  • The last words spoken by Union General John Sedgewick were, “They (the Confederate soldiers) couldn’t hit an elephant from this dis…”
  • If someone plans to jump off Mount Everest to commit suicide, you’ll need a lot of patience. It takes the average person 2.5 minutes to hit bottom. And we don’t want to know who timed it.
  • Might want to read the labels a little more carefully. Nearly 2,500 lefties are killed every year using products meant for righties. Who knew? Now, just back away from those right-handed scissors. – ahh, the evil plan the right handers have stirred up.
  • Apparently, they really are virtually destructible. A cockroach can reportedly live up to 9 days without its head. The only reason they finally kick over? Starvation.

WMV transcoding for the Xbox 360 is here (from Digg) –
Here is an early preview for the on the fly WMV transcoding feature for the 360. Since we have other stuff that needs to make it into the next release and since this is not yet ready we are releasing a patch. Please try it and let us know what you think.

Samsung’s Credit Card Thin LCD Screen (from Digg) – Samsung has just announced their newest development in mobile LCD screen technology. It is reported to be no thicker than a credit card, coming in at an incredible 0.82mm thick. In addition to their “slim” innovation, Samsung announced that they have created a new mobile technology called, “i-Lens,” which is essentially the integration of the entire panel assembly including the protective layer. This allows the screen to be more shock-resistant complimented by easier screen readability. Ars Technica also has an article with more information: Samsung introduces super-slim LCD
samsung thin lcd

Free Viagra spices up small town lifeThe mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners. “Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso. Geniuses! Have a mob of people discontent with the government? Give out free Viagra.

And the richest fictional character is…We still estimate Claus’ net worth as infinite, but we excluded him from this year’s rankings after being bombarded by letters from outraged children insisting that Claus is ‘real’,” according to a statement from Forbes.com. Hahahahahahaha!

Man sets Guinness rubber ball recordBuilding a huge ball out of more than 175,000 rubber bands is dangerous business. Really. “The rubber bands … sometimes they’ll break. That hurts,” said Steve Milton, whose 4,594-pound rubber band ball was certified Tuesday as the world’s largest by Guinness World Records officials. “As long as you wear your safety goggles, you’re good.” Do check out the gallery of images.

CIS Finds Flaws in Firefox v2 Password Manager (from /.) – Chapin Information Services (CIS) has discovered a new flaw in the Mozilla Firefox web browser that exposes saved passwords to clever attackers. Just a heads up for people who are using Firefox V2 Password Manager (including myself). Recommendations are to disable the password manager for the time being until they release a patch. According to Mozilla, version 2.0.1 or 2.0.2 will contain the fix.

Gone with the Blastwave (from Tera) – another interesting comic strip.

iflops™ Stereo Pets – I was browsing through the BBB catalog and saw these awfully cute plushies which unfortunately turned out to be mp3 stereo speakers:
iflops

Stupid Alarm System

My alarm system has been going funky for the past week. After moving in, I didn’t bother subscribing to the alarm service since I don’t really have much valuables in my house, so I just left it alone.

Initially, it started to beep about a month ago saying that my phone line was disconnected, which is true since I only use VoIP and cell phone now, so my phone lines around the house aren’t wired up and I don’t see a need for it to be. I have 2 #s, both going through my Linksys PAP2 and 2 Panasonic 5.8GHz phones sitting on my office desk.

But that beeping only went off once, so I didn’t bother with it. The LED lights were still blinking like crazy, but I only pass by the alarm system twice a day, so I didn’t mind it.

Recently, it’s been going bonkers, goes beeping for hours. Then when I jam every button on the panel, it stops for about a day and starts beeping again. When I check the status, apparently 2 other items are having problems, but I noticed that the alarm system is also connected to the smoke detectors, so who knows what item 9-4 and 9-5 is. The booklet left behind by the previous owner didn’t mention anything. I had opened the alarm panel and remove the batteries, but it continued beeping. It appears there’s a secondary power somewhere else.

Annoyed, I finally called the alarm company today and asked them how to disable it. Apparently all they needed to know was the previous owner’s name and the address. He told me besides the batteries, there should be a power outlet nearby with a cube (2″ by 3″) that powers it (the batteries are just backup). I looked around and didn’t see an outlet and thought if that was all that was needed to disable the alarm system, it seemed rather stupid. Though I will give them that it took me forever to take out the batteries. At first I thought it was such a stupid design, taking me 10 minutes to take out 6 batteries. Second time only took me close to 1 minute. But now that I think about it it, that just might give the system enough time to phone home.

So I started looking around and found a power adapter similar to what he was saying in my garage. I unplugged it and the panel went off.

So I’ve been enjoying the quietness of my house once again (minus my computer music blasting).


Random Crap:

Today’s Japanese phrase is 花火 (hanabi) which translates to fireworks. Literally, 花 (hana) means flower and 火 (bi) means fire.

Tolerance (from RayAlome) – John Safran vs. The Mormons. Trading places is priceless. Hate people that coming knocking on your door early Saturday morning trying to convert you? Well, John Safran has something to say about it. Pretty funny.

Sony PlayStation 3: the Ars Technica review – Ars Technica has released their review, and it’s not pretty… With so much violence and mob-like behaviors during the PS3 launch (from Tera), this comic strip really hits close to home: Console Lines.

Nielsen study: video use on iPods very lowThe demand for video-playing capabilities on digital music players may be overblown, according to a study conducted by Nielsen Media Research. Nielsen conducted its first ever study on iPod usage in October this year, following the habits of 400 iPod users from October 1-27 as part of its Anywhere Anytime Media Measurement initiative. Its conclusion was that a surprisingly low percentage of iPod users seem to have any interest in watching videos on their devices. I’ve always wondered who would watch videos on such a tiny screen. Then again, I never really found portable DVD players that useful either. Minimum screen size I would need to enjoy a video would probably be around 10-12″. Then there’s cell phones which try to have everything. I don’t need my cell phone to be a digital camera and a mp3 player and a video recorder. Though I will agree the “good” digital camera on a cell phone is useful once in awhile when I want to take a picture of something in that moment, but don’t have my digital camera on me. I guess a video recorder would be nice when I saw some police officers tasering a student at the library.

slate green challenge: Help the planet. (from Digg) – For the next eight weeks, Slate, in collaboration with eco-Web site treehugger, invites you to consider your own individual contribution to global warming—and challenges you to go on a carbon diet. The goal is to reduce the amount of CO2 that you put into the atmosphere by 20 percent. If you’re a carbon glutton who doesn’t bother to turn off the lights when you leave the house, you may find this diet pretty painless. (And just think of the fringe benefits—lower heating bills, poorer oil barons.) But even if you’re already a svelte recycler or a carpooler, there’s a lot more you can do.

  1. Travel Light – How to get around while burning less CO2.
  2. Warm Up – How to heat your house—not the outside.
  3. Green Food – Eat your veggies instead of eating up energy.
  4. Closet Case – The CO2 monster hiding in your wardrobe.
  5. The Body Electric – Bright ideas for trimming CO2 emissions.
  6. more to come in the next 3 weeks.

Frucall and SCANBUY (from Digg) – both services which allow you to use your cell phone to find places that are cheaper online or locally by either inputing the barcode information or scanning it with your phone. So the next time you’re out buying macaroni and cheese for $1.49 (# made up completely), call and find out to see if the supermarket down the street has it for $1.39. ;p

Taco Bell wants your Playstation 3 (from Digg) – Today Taco Bell has announced that they will take a brand new Playstation 3 in exchange for $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks that are redeemable for your food purchases. This offer is good only for the first person to agree to the terms and email Taco Bell. Haha. I wonder how many years of tacos that’ll buy. Even if you spend $10 a day at Taco Bell, that’ll still buy you 3.5 years. What is interesting is inside the press release: The party exchanging the PlayStation 3 is solely responsible for payment of all taxes, income and otherwise, and should consult with his/her tax adviser. Considering this being like lottery money, income, or short term gain, we’re talking Uncle Sam taking 20-30% of it. Does Uncle Sam take Taco Bell Bucks, because that’s $2,500 to $3,750 you’ll be paying in taxes.

Railroad Tycoon Released For Free (from Digg) – Go and download the game and bring back all those wonderful memories.

Amazing blind kid can do the impossible (from Digg) – This blind kid uses his other senses to ‘see’. Truely amazing. This guy reminds me of Uonuma Usui (more info) from るろうに剣心 (Rurouni Kenshin). He was the 2nd best fighter in 十本刀 (Juppon Gatana – Two Swords) after Seta Soujirou (more info) – my 3rd favorite character in Kenshin. This blind man fought by using a technique he called 心眼 (Shin-Gan) which literally translates to Eye of Heart. It was meant to refer to the fact he can see into people’s heart and know their position and how they’re going to attack. In reality, it was more like superhuman hearing where he could hear people’s heart pounding nervously and muscle contractions.

Most Dangerous Toys’ 2006 (from Digg) – The consumer group W.A.T.C.H. has unveiled its annual list of the most dangerous toys. The group says these toys represent the top ten hazards to children.

Did the CIA kill Bobby Kennedy? (from Digg) – In 1968, Robert Kennedy seemed likely to follow his brother, John, into the White House. Then, on June 6, he was assassinated – apparently by a lone gunman. But Shane O’Sullivan says he has evidence implicating three CIA agents in the murder Interesting theory and interesting read.

Ohio lottery picks match Ohio game scoreOhio State’s 42-39 victory over Michigan also was lucky for players of the Ohio Lottery. Shortly after Saturday’s game ended, the numbers 4-2-3-9 were drawn for the Pick 4 game. For Buckeye fans, this weekend would’ve been a blast for you. For Cal fans, we didn’t fare too well, although we leading or tied till the end of the 3rd quarter, but USC creamed us in the 4th quarter.

Fishy freckle remover inflames Chinese consumersChina has banned TV ads for a freckle remover, touted as being so good it could remove spots from fish, when it not only killed fish but led to rashes, blisters and skin inflammation on the humans who tried it. Advertisements promoting “Magic Freckle Removing Gel”, produced by a Shanghai company, used a celebrity, bogus experts and fish to endorse the cosmetic, but fish exposed to the gel by a research institute later died from poisoning, the Beijing News said. … Experts later found that three different fish had been used in the advertisement to make the cleanser appear effective, the paper said. Article wasn’t that interesting, but I was curious who watched that advertisement really thought the gel would actually remove spots from a fish…

What are we becoming? (from Digg) – On CNN’s the situation room, Jack Cafferty struck a somber tone after the House passed legislation that includes a war crimes immunity clause. He rightfully asks, “what are we becoming?” video and transcript info can be downloaded at Crooks and Liars. Do note that the video is dated 9/28/2006 as he wanted to get the bill passed before the Democrats came in after November’s election. I really like this quote: At least President Nixon had Gerald Ford to do its dirty work. President Bush is trying to pardon himself. It appears that the bill got passed by both the House and the Senate, but it’s unclear if it’s been signed yet. I found a bit more info here: “Bush Pardons Himself”: Detainee Legislation Provides Retroactive Immunity for Bush Adminstration War Crimes

European Cities Do Away with Traffic SignsAre streets without traffic signs conceivable? Seven cities and regions in Europe are giving it a try — with good results. … European traffic planners are dreaming of streets free of rules and directives. They want drivers and pedestrians to interact in a free and humane way, as brethren — by means of friendly gestures, nods of the head and eye contact, without the harassment of prohibitions, restrictions and warning signs. Haha, interesting experiment. I’m curious as to who’s right/wrong when an accident occurs.

Slow motion high FPS compilation (from RayAlome) – a really neat video of showing how fast actions look in slow motion. My favorite ones were with the water balloons where they popped it on someone’s head and when they punched it.

Things in a Microwave (from Digg) – A device capable of producing 700 watts of invisible radiation, and the Wonton Way. Not a good combination. Unfortunately for the free world, the Wonton Way has acquired a microwave. Here’s the results. Ah.. the experiments I only dreamed of doing, but too afraid it’ll blow up. Although we did try the egg thing (thanks to Decathanerd’s and Cari’s microwave). It does in fact blow up. Ours actually blew open on microwave door, rotated the microwave about 1/2 a foot, and splattered egg all over the kitchen. Coincidentally at my ship party, one of my colleague’s wife was commenting on how guys find fire so interesting (I was playing with the candles if you didn’t guess it yet). She was saying how her boss put in a cdrom into the microwave and started it and the cd made a bunch of sparks and asked her how cool it was. She didn’t find it particularly cool, but I would’ve been amazed! Boys will be boys.

9 Day Weekend

Because .NET Framework 3.0 which includes the product I work on: CardSpace (formerly known as InfoCard) was shipped, the whole CSD team is getting 3 extra days off this Thanksgiving, giving us a 9 day weekend. It was announced somewhat late + my favorite vacation is where I get to wake up at 3pm in the afternoon and not go to sleep till 7am in the morning.

Friday was also basically part of a weekend since in the afternoon, we went to watch Casino Royale (review to come soon) as a morale event and that evening, we had our ship party at The Triple Door, which basically consisted of open bar and 80’s music. Met up with a bunch of people from my team and we spent a lot of time just chatting, doing trivia cards, and connecting pogs to form structures to balance alien finger-puppets on them. I had this awesome chair which was like 10 ft tall. There was karaoke, but most of the people weren’t that great. One even hurt my ears. Did you know the word karaoke means “empty orchestra” in Japanese. I knew it was a Japanese word, but didn’t know what it stood for. 空(kara – empty) オケ(oke – short for orchestra). That reminds me… I haven’t done a Japanese phrase in a really long time. Well, that’s the one for now and maybe I’ll do more when I remember.

I actually drank 2 drinks, both asking the bar tender what he’d recommend that was good tasting. The first lady suggested a martini with pomegranate juice. That one was okay, didn’t taste too bad. The second bartender suggested this thing called lemon meringue (I think that’s what he said because the image of a pie came to mind) and that one tasted pretty bad. I stopped after a couple sips. Wild Ginger was catering for us, so there was a bunch little Asian boxes of food (the old ones that were trapezoidal used for left overs and sometimes had a metal bar on the top). The food was okay, wasn’t especially good. Then there was little deserts that were pretty good. Most of us left around 11ish.


Random Crap:

Millions of dominoes fall (from Digg) – Millions of dominoes knocked down for a new world record. The World Domino Toppling record attempt has become something of a tradition. The first time it was tried, in 1988, competitors toppled 1,382,101 dominoes, and established a new World Record. Pretty neat. Too bad they didn’t show the whole thing.

The World’s Most High Tech Urinal (from Digg) – In an effort to handle its nighttime public urination problem, Victoria, the capital of British Columbia, is considering installing urinals that disappear below street level during the day. Unlike the automated, self-cleaning toilets planned for Toronto and Vancouver, which are enclosed booths with doors that that automatically open after a set time period, the Urilift system is a two-meter high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors.

pixelnotes (from Digg) – A wallpaper consisting of four layers of varying grey tones on a bright primary backing. Each layer is perforated in a grid format and backed with a tacky adhesive similar to ‘post-it’ notes. Pixelnotes is inspired by the way we work within a space. The walls become functional, an integrated noticeboard that documents our activity within the room. Pixelated formations and shapes develop according to our patterns of use. Pretty neat!

Gears of WarFortunately, Gears of War lives up to most of these things, but the actual act of playing was much different than what I expected. … EA called this game overrated. When EA releases a game half this good, they can talk

Peruvians fret over erotic theme park – Article wasn’t that interesting, though the caption of the image states: Now the occasional visitor is surprised to find in the central plaza a 65-foot (20-meter)-high purple-colored replica of the maca root, a tuber traditionally consumed as an aphrodisiac, and, nearby, a sculptured phallus rising from a vagina-shaped wading pool. The thought of a *blip* coming out of a *woohoo* just seems scary/freaky/weird.

Adam Carolla Harasses PS3 ‘Nerds’ (from Digg) –

“If somebody wants to leave the line for what may be a defunct game a year from now anyway… I’ll give them an all expenses paid trip to the Bunny Ranch… a free visit, a free meal, free plane trip, free place to stay, and a free lady or ladies of their choice,” said Jeremy.

“Anyone who has been in that line for more than a few days is someone who hasn’t been laid in as many years,” Carolla told Jay. “How ‘bout you get out of that line, you give up your space and your new Xbox or whatever the hell you’re vying for and we get ya laid out at the Bunny Ranch?”

Jay’s response? “Never gonna happen,” he told Carolla and Jeremy. “It’s the PS3. Ain’t gonna happen.

Carolla went on to ask another gamer, a man named Carlos, who also declined. When the bit was said and done, no one waiting at the Best Buy took the host up on the morally questionable offer.

Is the chance, however slim it may be, at a new PS3 more enticing than free illicit sex and partying with a prostitute? For some gamers, apparently, yes.

Wii Broke It (from Digg) – It is with a heavy heart that we bring you this special weekend report. When PopSci’s Wii arrived last week, it didn’t spend too much time in the box. Ripped open without any hesitation, our little Wii gave us a long Friday’s worth of furious Wii Sports and Excite Truck action at PopSci HQ. But then, it was time for it to go off to a photo shoot, where its fate would be sealed. Popular Science takes apart the Wii and shows us the inner magic. Do remember to check out the gallery as the article was pretty short.

Underground Video Of Tyranny In China (from Digg) – It just pains me to see China like this, yet similar things happen in America today, just not as extreme. You’ve probably heard about cities taking land from home owners and basically giving it away practically for free to companies like WalMart and Costco. The ability to do this is through a policy known as eminent domain which allows the government to take land away from owners for the bettering of the general public. Of course a fair compensation is required (unlike what they’re doing in China), but it becomes rather gray when they take land to build Costcos and WalMarts in my opinion. The reasoning they say is the amount of tax revenue generated from these companies will allow the city to do much more. If they don’t take the offer, they’ll just select another nearby city which will give them land and the tax revenues will go to that city instead of ours. Sigh… And just a week after the ban on China’s Wikipedia was lifted, it appears the ban was reinstated: Wikipedia blocked again in China (from /.) Sigh…

Scientist regrow chicken wing (from Digg) – Chop off a salamander’s leg and a brand new one will sprout in no time. But most animals have lost the ability to replace missing limbs. Now, a research team at the Salk Institute for Biological Studies has been able to regenerate a wing in a chick embryo — a species not known to be able to regrow limbs — suggesting that the potential for such regeneration exists innately in all vertebrates, including humans. Neat! Now we can grow chicken wings and breasts and drumsticks without growing an actual chicken!

Gloe™ Light-Up Bear – saw this in my Costco newsletter and the bears just seem scary to me:
gloe bear - whitegloe bear - purplegloe bear - blue

Line Rider Die at the slopes (from Eddo) – Line rider (beta version) movie staged on the mountains. The song is banquet by Bloc Party. This video shows some awesome things you can do with Line Rider if you have the time and patience and the accuracy. I don’t remember if I posted this game before on this blog, but it’s a flash game: Line Rider (from Cari). It’s fun, but lacking some crucial tools like undo or erase. Here’s some other interesting videos: Linerider Jumps the Shark and Line Rider Sled-Force.

Happy Birthday CrabyAple

Happy Birthday CrabyAple!

And everyone on my team gets the entire next week off! Yay! A 9 day vacation. 🙂


Random Crap:

PS3 Line Insanity; Pregnant Woman Tries Not To Give Birth While Waiting (from Digg) – Apparently, one woman who is nine months pregnant, has been trying to ignore her contractions in order to stay in line, while another woman who isn’t even interested in gaming decided to line up just for the hell of it. Sigh… PS3 before baby. I wonder how the kid will turn out since the mom will probably ignore him/her while enjoying the PS3.

Free long distance calls through Google? (from Digg) – Although it’s almost certainly against the terms and conditions, the new feature could theoretically allow users to make free long distance phone calls to any North American number. Interesting idea, but putting your phone number out there is like posting your email in a public directory. You’re bound to get more phone calls from telemarketers. On the other hand, you have free services like Jajah.

Petit jeu connu (from Digg) – I’ve seen the baby picture a bunch of times already, but someone decided to photo shop it and does a pretty decent job. We have Hulk Hogan, KISS, Michael Moore, and a bunch of other hilarious ones.

Windows Vista testers get free copy of RTM (from Digg) – If you’re a Vista tester, Windows Vista Business (by default, Ultimate if you ask for it) is yours – check your email account associated with your Connect profile. If you qualify (if, that is) then you’ll get a free copy in form of a unique Connect invitation to a new sub-page with the build on. You must have submitted one bug at least to get a free copy and be on the technical beta. I thought that was pretty neat.

Smash My PlayStation 3 (from Angelus) – We will be one of the first people to get our hands on a PlayStation 3. After we do, we will destroy it in front of all the PS3 fanboys moments after we buy it. This is only a social experiment, for the entertainment of the donors, and visitors of this site. Hahahahaha.