Reversing Bank Fees

So I screwed up big time. What was supposed to be transferring money from my Fidelity account to my HSBC account ended up being reversed. What was worse was the fact that the amount of money being transferred to my HSBC account was a bit over what my balance there was. I didn’t notice this problem until Quicken told me I had $4,000 more in my Fidelity account.

So I went to Fidelity and indeed it noted that I had made a transfer from HSBC to Fidelity. I was like oh shit. I call Fidelity and they were pretty awesome. They told me since I didn’t have enough balance in my HSBC account to cover the transfer, I should wait a day or 2 and my transfer would bounce and at which point everything should be back to normal. I asked if there were any associated fees due to this mistake and he said Fidelity doesn’t charge these types of fees. Wow! I couldn’t believe what I heard.

So I log onto my HSBC account and I noticed a $33 “NSF FEE FOR UNPOSTED DEBIT …” had already been charged to my account. NSF stands for “Non Sufficient Funds”. I was like oh crap. There goes half my interest I accrued this year. I actually started thinking if this would be tax deductible as it was a direct hit to my interest.

Anyway, I gave HSBC a call, not really hoping for much. After going through their automated answering machine, I finally got to an operator (took about 2 minutes). I told him my situation and pointed out the fee and asked if there was anything I could do to reverse it. He said since this was an online account, he would have to transfer me to the online department. Due to high call volumes, he would also not be able to introduce me to the other service rep. I said that was okay.

About 30 seconds later, the online department rep answers and I tell him the same story. He said the fee was due to insufficient funds. I asked if there was any way to reverse it and he said it was non-negotiable. I explained to him my situation about how it was a mistake and I’ve already called Fidelity and they’ve already fixed the mistake on their end and will be depositing the correct amount to HSBC in the next day or 2. I also pointed out that the $33 fee seemed a bit extreme.

He paused for moment and then mentioned as a “one-time courtesy”, he’ll reverse the fee and advised me to be careful of what my balance is next time I make a payment. I thanked him over and over and then we parted ways.

Another aspect I think that helps when I negotiate with customer service representatives is that about 90% of those who I speak to always call me maam. I’m guessing their system doesn’t tell them what gender I am. I never bother correcting them because I think customer service reps tend to be nicer to women, but that could just be me.

Sherbert vs Sorbet

The other weekend at Bellevue Square, Stanman, Saran, Carolyn and I were discussing about ice cream, which ended up either Stanman or I bringing up ordering Rainbow Sherbet at Thrifty (before they got bought by Rite-Aid). Rainbow Sherbet has been and still is my favorite ice cream flavor (I think…). Anyway, we got to the point where we were debating how to pronounce sherbet and what sherbet really was.

When I was small, I called sherbet, well sher-bet or sher-bert, but then I learnt the word sorbet (pronounced sor-bay), so I thought, maybe that’s how you pronounce it (i.e. sher-bay). Others chimed in that sherbet was a derivation of sorbet (but pronounced differently) or that it was just another way of spelling sorbet and are in fact the same thing.

Then I mentioned that sherbet wasn’t really ice cream because it didn’t contain any milk (needed for the cream part of ice cream), but Stanman argued that it was an ice cream and does in fact contain milk. I’ve always associated sherbets with frozen fruit juices and they don’t really taste like they contain any type of milk in them. I mean when I get a “dream” smoothie from Jamba Juice, those taste like it has milk.

According to Merriam-Webster, the correct pronunciation is sher-bet, with a variant: sher-bert.

Anyway, thank god for Wikipedia: Sherbet (U.S.)

Sherbet (often pronounced and even occasionally spelled sherbert in American English) is a frozen dessert made from iced sweetened fruit juice or puree. Sherbets usually have more ingredients, such as milk, egg whites, or gelatin, than sorbets, which are generally made from iced fruit puree and other ingredients. Sherbet in the United States must have a milkfat content between 1% and 2%, and a slightly higher sweetener content than ice cream; else, it must be sold as ice cream if the fat content is higher or sweetener content lower, ice milk if milk or sweetener content is lower, or as sorbet if no milk is present at all. American sherbets have a minimum density of 6 lb/gal (720 g/L) and are flavored either with fruit or other ingredients.

There you have it. Sherbet does in fact contain milk, but is not ice cream due to the lower milkfat content and the higher sweetener content.

Random Crap:

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader – Larry pledge (from SueOn) – Contestant Larry gets confused on a 1st Grade Grammar question.

Mathematicians set Chinese testMaths enthusiasts are being challenged to answer a sample question from Chinese university entrance tests. The Chinese math entrance exam is actually quite difficult. I was able to solve i and ii, but iii has been giving me trouble. Plus my math skills are still rather rusty. On the other hand, the English Math test was a joke.

‘Kryptonite’ discovered in mine (from Digg) – Kryptonite is no longer just the stuff of fiction feared by caped superheroes. A new mineral matching its unique chemistry – as described in the film Superman Returns – has been identified in a mine in Serbia.

Police: Thief tries to trade stolen JeepA Bridgeport man has been arrested after he tried to trade in a Jeep to a car dealer, a month after allegedly stealing the same Jeep from that same dealer, police said.

Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Sprite Comparison (from Digg) – Man, Ryu has never looked so slick! French website Gamekult has posted this “confidential” slide from a Capcom press conference showing a comparison between the original SSFII Ryu sprites scaled up to HD resolution and what the new HD sprites will look like. What a difference, eh? If the other characters and backgrounds look as good as this one (which one naturally assumes they will), this will be one of the must have games on XBLA and well worth the MS points to purchase it. The evolution of Ryu!

Exclusive Cakes You’ve Never Seen (from Digg) – “It is sweet miracle cake, a piece of childhood in a serious adult world. All you need is to blow out a candle and make a wish. Cakes are very different, but made with sincerity and therefore loved.” Enjoy. These custom cakes look awesome.

Man cuts off penis in restaurantA man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

The Most Expensive Movies Ever Made (from Digg) – interesting list. Read the story here.

The Most Excruciatingly Painful, Yet Typical, Customer Service Call EverI was listening to a call recording from our Service Quality Tracker, and the call was so ordinary, yet pointless, that I was inspired to create some video commentary.

Suspected robber flushes money in toiletDeputies with a search warrant removed the toilet from its plumbing and found shredded U.S. currency in the toilet trap, Swanson said. I’m actually curious. Since it’s confirmed that the $50,000 stolen was shredded and flushed down the toilet, does the bank get the money back, in the form of new bills or depositing electronically into their account?

CalTV: UC Berkeley’s Online TV Station (from MS newsgroup) – sounds like the cal press has gone video.

WordPress Theme Generator (from Digg) – This online generator creates your own custom unique WordPress Theme. Without any need for HTML, JS, PHP, or CSS knowledge. Change the colors, settings, layout, preview live, click “save” and download your unique WordPress theme zip-file. Extract, upload, set, and you are done! If you have any questions or need additions email me. Interesting… I haven’t had time to play with it yet, but let me know what you think about it.

GH2 – Dead! – XBOX360 – Expert (8 Years Old) (from Digg) – Guitar Hero II – XBox 360 – Dead! – My high score is 259,820

Cities plagued by rodents, emergency declaredThe rodent population in six Peruvian regions has ballooned due to unusual weather patterns and the government declared a state of emergency on Tuesday to control the plague, including in the capital city, Lima.

Electronic Transfer

So the other day, I was making a electronic transfer from Fidelity to my HSBC Direct savings account and that got me thinking, what exactly goes on behind the scene of a electronic transfer. They go by many names including wiring money, electronic fund transfer, direct deposit, etc. How exactly does a EFT work? I mean metaphorically, it’s like bank A is sending money to bank B, but this being electronic and all digital, there is no real money being transferred.

Back in the days, when bank A sends money to bank B, little cars delivers sacks of money from bank A to bank B.

But nowadays, everything is digital and I would assume no actual money (paper bills, rare metals, etc) are actually being transferred between banks, making it more safe and secure. There are movies showing those armored trucks delivery big loads of cash, but I believe that is just transferring money from the branches into the main bank, or vice versa. Like when I write a Bank of America check and the payee deposits it into his Washington Mutual account, all they do is notify Bank of America and they transfer the money over. I think these days, they don’t even send the check back, but just make a scan.

But how exactly is money electronically transferred.

Within the same branch or even the same bank, it’d be easy. Bank of America oversees the entire transaction and the deduct money from account X and deposits that same amount into account Y. But to deduct money from account X in Bank of America and deposit that amount into account Y in Washington Mutual, it just seems to be changing the balance, however, it doesn’t appear to be as simple as it sounds.

What really happens as I imagined would be Bank of America takes money out of account X and puts it into their own. At the end of the day, thousands or millions of transactions occur between the 2 banks and only the difference is transferred. Afterwards, Washington Mutual will deposit the amount from the transfer into account Y.

It appears to be something quick and simple, but there needs to be some overseeing agency to make sure that Bank of America does indeed deduct that amount from their balance and Washington Mutual only increases that amount from their balance. If not, what is to say, that Bank of America “claims” to have transfer money to them, but not in fact deducted their own balance. The way I see this working is that each bank has an account with lets say the Federal Reserve, and they are basically making transfers of funds within the same bank (Federal Reserve). I can see that working, since the accounts have to be checked and balanced.

But I’m curious if anything tangible is actually transferred. Are money in forms of coins and dollar bills at the end of the month moved between banks. Bills and coins are just tender, and I don’t see why electronic numbers can’t completely replace them. If the banks deposit all their bills to the Federal Reserve, then it’s essentially the same.

Ungsunghero then brings up a good point. What about international transfers. How does money actually flow between countries? If I decided to transfer $100,000 to my Swiss account, what really happens? The transfer may take a few days, but how does the money leave the USA and enter Switzerland? Do we ship them bags of bills? gold? Is there any overseeing agency like the Federal Reserves that monitor international transactions?

Just something that’s been bouncing in my head.

Random Crap

First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CDMCC!!!

Random Crap:

Watch this water freeze instantly. This product will revolutionize shaved ice. (from Digg) – Honestly, I don’t really believe that’s just water. The 2 things that affect the physical state of water are temperature and pressure (if you remember that graph) and there’s a point where all 3 actually meat meet (a temperature and pressure where water is constantly changing between solid, liquid, and gas). However, a plastic water bottle doesn’t have enough strength to withstand the pressure needed to achieve what’s he’s trying to do, so my guess is something else must’ve been added. Also, after becoming ice for a bit, it pretty much changes back to liquid rather quickly. It actually reminds me of the supersaturation experiments we did back in high school chemistry.

Vertical Sitting Car (from Digg) – Is this satellite image on Google Maps showing that a car is parked vertically in the City of The Hague (Den Haag) in Netherlands? Or is it just optical illusion?

Great examples of Guerilla Marketing (from Digg) – I recently bought a book about guerilla marketing and it makes great reading. I love the idea of coming up with a truly unique idea for very little cash and turning any exposure you do get into sales. There are some great examples in this book so i thought id post a few of them here. If anyone would like to add to the list, please feel free. I’ve seen most of these before, but there were still a few good ones I haven’t seen before.

5 Free WordPress Plugins to help you Monetize your Blog (from Digg) – Here are 5 WordPress Plugins we’ve come across that can help you to monetize your blog.

The Complete Matrix Trilogy [HD DVD] – *drools*

Ten Reasons Why You’re not a Billionaire (from Digg) – People always are wondering, why am I not rich? Or, why can’t I make as much money as so-and-so? The answer is, that being rich is merely a state of mind. The excuse to why you are not yet a millionaire is really not because you don’t make enough money, its the way you use your money that determines why you are not yet a millionaire. I’ve been reading a lot of Donald Trump’s book, Trump: Think Like a Billionaire: Everything You Need to Know About Success, Real Estate, and Life, and everything he says really does make sense.

Cool Cakes (from Digg) – Yes, these are all real cakes, made from flour and eggs and frosting. No plastic models here.

Plitvicka Waterfalls (from Digg) – Croatia: Plitvicka Jezera National Park: waterfalls at Plitvicka Jezera National Park. Photo ©2004 by Jack Brauer. This waterfall is amazingly beautiful! Also, I noticed some similar sounding the photographer’s name is to 24’s Jack Bauer.

Plasma Pong (from Digg) – They’ve released the game! It was fun for a bit, then the computer got too hard.

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality (from Digg) – Each item was purchased, taken home, and photographed immediately. Nothing
was tampered with, run over by a car, or anything of the sort. It is an accurate representation in every case. Shiny, neon-orange, liquefied pump-cheese, and all.

She told me we couldn’t afford beer anymore (from Digg) – Best beer ad ever

Soldiers out of cable (19 pics) – soldier figurines made completely made out of coil wires.

Starcraft Origami (from Digg) – Still lacking some paint, but besides that, they’re pretty good.

Why Are Americans Afraid of Being Naked? (from Digg) – Taylor, an American who has lived in Amsterdam for the last 25 years, thinks the negative reaction stateside is due to “puritanical prudishness,” which doesn’t balk at violence or soft porn on television, yet is offended by older nudity. “Now seeing older bodies — that’s reality TV if you want reality,” Taylor quips. A pretty good article about what’s very wrong about the American’s scale of what is bad. It talks about why art displaying nudity (such as the Jesus Christ status made from chocolate) is so bad, but you can have Victoria Secret models walk down the aisle on prime time TV (not that it’s a bad thing). Then there’s the common argument about violence vs sex.

Dark Lord of the Sky: Darth Vader Balloon (from Boing Boing) – When the Belgian 501st Legion FanWars Garrison first suggested that one of its members, Benoît Lambert, create a Death Star-shaped PVC helium balloon, he was not only thrilled but already envisioning a chance to show off his artistic talents as well as his love for Star Wars–and his skills as a hot-air balloonist.

Shocking: An Innovative iPod Case from DLO (from Digg) – In another shocking freezing over of hell, we have discovered an iPod case that is actually *gasp* innovative! This case for fifth generation iPods looks normal on the front, but the backside has a pretty nifty cable-management system. It has an extension that the cord can be wrapped around and the 3.5mm audio jack and earphones have their own little cutouts that they can reside in securely when not in use. It is available for $20 in clear or black. Too bad it only works with iPod headphones. This is genius! I’ve always never really quite knew what to do with the earphones as I wrap them around my iPod. Now this solves the problem. They need to make a iPod Nano version.

Turning carbon dioxide into fuel – using solar power (from Digg) – Their device captures energy from the sun, converts it to electrical energy and “splits” carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide (CO) and oxygen. Obviously carbon monoxide in and of itself is not great either but millions of pounds of it are used each year to manufacture chemicals including detergents and plastics. It can also be converted into liquid fuel.

Sugar Free: Ants, Muffin (from Digg) – The task was to communicate that anything made with Sugar Free tastes the same, as when made using sugar. To dramatize this, we decided to use the most credible ambassadors for sweetness – Ants. We experimented with syrup made of Sugar Free and sweet lime, and found that even the ants couldn’t tell the difference. We painted the stape of a muffin on a 14″ x 19″ poster, using this syrup. And, left the rest to the ants. I’m curious, doesn’t the sweet lime actually make this experiment not as credible?

Episiotomy delivers doctor to court, settlement reachedSara Wallace regularly complained of pain in her uterus region after she gave birth. Then she awoke one morning to find feces in her vagina. She and her husband David sued the on-call doctor who delivered their baby.

Useless Facts: The difference between a blimp and a zeppelin (from Digg) – Like all tough questions in life, this is one Wikipedia could easily answer: A non-rigid airship, or blimp, differs from a rigid airship (e.g. a Zeppelin) in that it does not have a rigid structure that holds the airbag in shape. Xyon and I were just discussing the other day what the difference between a zeppelin and a blimp was.

Eating your own face (from Digg) – This guy can do it, can you?

12 secrets your car insurer won’t tell you (from Digg) – Knowing how the industry works can save you a lot of money and grief. Here are the secrets behind the premiums, and how you can save after an accident.

Village girl’s unusually large feet (from Digg) – Although I feel sorry for her, her feet reminds me of one of those creatures made up in Spore.

message to clogged shower written in dry erase markermessage to clogged shower written in sharpie
Guy gets pissed that his message telling the janitor to unclog the shower doesn’t get fixed, so he upgrades his dry erase marker to sharpie (from link)

Great Ads (from Digg) – another set of funny ones.

Finders Keepers

Man charged for spending misplaced money

LA VISTA, Neb. – A La Vista man was charged with felony theft after he spent $80,000 his bank deposited by mistake in his account.

George J. Costa, 45, is charged with theft of lost or mislaid property. It is a crime to take money that’s been “delivered under a mistake.”

More than $106,000 was deposited into Costa’s account between August 2006 and February after a Pinnacle Bank employee mixed up account numbers, according to the Nebraska State Patrol.

The bank was able to recover $26,000 from Costa’s account after the mistake was recovered.

“‘Finder’s keepers’ and ‘possession is nine-tenths of the law’ aren’t legal principles,” said Sarpy County Attorney Lee Polikov.

Costa’s lawyer, James Martin Davis, said Costa is willing to work out repayment in civil court but shouldn’t be charged criminally.

“If somebody sticks money in your pocket and you spend it, you can’t be convicted of theft,” he said.

I read this article and was shocked about how the law treats this situation and have been chatting with Ungsunghero about it and both of us agree that to charge this man with felony is way too extreme, considering the fact that he played no part in the money getting mistakenly deposited into his account.

There’s 3 parties involved here:

  • Depositor – party who is depositing the money
  • Bank – party that is transferring the money from Depositor to account specified
  • Receiver – party that receives the money

Depositor has been making deposits at a bank stating it should be deposited in account X. Bank takes the money and deposits in account Y. Account holder of Y (the Receiver) finds an unexpected semi-large sum of money and like someone who thought he won the Lotto, goes off on a spending spree.

As you can see, the bank is totally at fault here, though the receiver could have from his conscience contacted the bank to clarify the origin of the money, but if he/she doesn’t, is it truly a crime, or even worse, a felony?

If I had accidentally deposited money into the wrong account (say via a wire transfer), I’m pretty much SOL (sh*t outta luck). I can request a stop transfer immediately, but if the money has already reached the other side, who knows how much trouble I’d need to go through and there’s probably a high chance I won’t see a penny of it back. However, if the bank mistakenly deposits the money into someone else’s account, they’re off the hook?

Purely looking at this, the bank’s at complete fault. The mistake was committed by a clerk, and the clerk represents the bank. Given that there was a semi-large sum of money being deposited/transferred, you’d think they’d have at least another clerk to verify the transaction just in case clerk #1 made a mistake. To err is human, right? Even I have to read everything I fill out on a rebate form multiple times to make sure I don’t forget anything. Finally, given the fact that there’s a 6 months between the 1st mistake was committed and when it was finally realized, it becomes even more of the bank’s fault.

If someone drops off a bag of money on my lawn every month and doesn’t come and take it back for 6 months, even if it’s mislaid property, I think it’s perfectly understandable if I’d start using that money. Now you come and say you want the money back or you’ll be throwing me in jail, that’s ridiculous. At this point, you can only blame the guy driving around dumping the bag of money onto the wrong lawn.

Ungsunghero and I discussed this further and we contemplated what would’ve happened if the Receiver called in and question if there was a mistake, and if the bank clerk said there was no problem and that transaction looks fine, would he be off the hook. Similarly, if I called DOT (or DMV in California), and asked if it was okay for me to make U-turns on regular streets they said that was legal, if a cop pulls me over and gives me a ticket for making an invalid U-turn when according to whoever I spoke to was legal, I’d be damned if I can’t use what DOT told me to fight off the ticket.

Ungsunghero brought up a good point that it might depend on how high I go. If I had gotten to a clerk, it might not mean as much if I had actually been propagated to the manager/head of the department.

Although I don’t agree in the “finders keepers” way of doing things, being charged criminally for doing finders keepers is just wrong. The money was not registered to any specific person and it was being deposited into this man’s account. Isn’t there some sort of 30 day or 60 day limit for lost (or mislaid) property? If I found an item and took it to the Police Lost and Found, if no one comes and claims it in 30 or 60 days, it’s mine right?

What should happen is that they get the remaining amount back, force him to sell off or auction off any item he bought with the money, and the bank should be responsible for the rest, as it was clearly their mistake.

Random Crap

First of all, let me wish Deadlock a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Man arrested in feces-filled homeA man living in a home with a layer of animal feces between 2 and 3 inches deep and as many as 300 cats, both alive and dead, was arrested Friday, authorities said.

Company: Toilets might catch fireJapan’s leading toilet maker Toto Ltd. is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said Monday.

Wanna bet on global warming? You canThink global warming will raise the oceans enough to submerge Cape Hatteras? Want to bet on it? An online gambling service has started taking bets on global warming, including whether it can submerge some of the East Coast’s top vacation spots. The odds that Virginia’s Cape Henry will be under water by 2015 — 200-to-1 at BetUs.com. Its odds for Cape Hatteras flooding by the same date — 300-to-1.

Donkey Kong Climbs E2 (from Digg) – Donkey Kong (Miyamoto, et. al.,1981) was the first appearance of the Itallian plumber we now know as Mario. While this game’s early ’80s arcade popularity predates most of today’s engineering students, it represents the amazing results that a small development team can produce. Today Donkey Kong is ranked as the 3rd most popular arcade game of all time, selling over 65,000 units. Currently this work is visible at the E2 building at UCSC, it is scheduled to be removed on or before May 1. This looks like the same building they did the Super Mario post-it.

The Unilever Series: Carsten Höller (from Deadlock) – To date Höller has installed six smaller slides in other galleries and museums, but the cavernous space of the Turbine Hall offers a unique setting in which to extend his vision. Yet, as the title implies, he sees it as a prototype for an even larger enterprise, in which slides could be introduced across London, or indeed, in any city. How might a daily dose of sliding affect the way we perceive the world? Can slides become part of our experiential and architectural life? How cool would it be to ride a slide down from whichever floor you work on!

N.C. clerk wins $200,000 by mistakeA store clerk’s slip-up at the cash register has paid off big time. Wayburn Allen on Tuesday accidentally rang up two duplicate Powerball tickets for a customer in this western North Carolina town. At the end of the day, after she was unable to sell the second ticket, Allen paid for it herself. The next day, Allen returned to the store and found the ticket matched all five numbers — earning her a $200,000 jackpot. When Allen went to Raleigh to claim her prize, she met the customer who purchased the original ticket. The customer also will receive a $200,000 jackpot. I’m thinking… If I was one of the few people who got asked if I wanted to purchase that $1 Lotto ticket, I’d be baning my head against the wall. On the other hand, if I was the original customer who chose these winning numbers, I’d be banging my head because now I have to split the money with someone who took my numbers.

Dead billionaire leaves all to feng shui masterThe sole beneficiary of Hong Kong tycoon Nina Wang’s multi-billion dollar fortune is her feng shui master, a legal notice published on Friday showed, paving the way for a likely legal battle with her family.

Crook wins damages for injury during theftA Canadian man who admitted shoplifting C$106 in razor blades has been awarded C$12,000 ($10,645) for injuries he suffered when he was tackled by store security guards. I was just imagining the scene when the security guards jumped him and the razor blades started to go everywhere. OUCH!

Chinese poplar trees to undergo “sex change”Beijing’s female poplars are to receive “sex change operations” to stop them from producing flying pollen that has overwhelmed the city and worsened allergy and asthma problems among its citizens, Chinese media reported on Friday. What about the tree’s rights! Maybe it doesn’t want to be a boy!

Dad makes son wear sign for using drugsA father says he wasn’t trying to shame his 14-year-old son when he made the boy wear a large sandwich-board sign saying, “I abused and sold drugs.” “I’m not out here doing this to humiliate my son,” the father told WATE-TV as the teenager walked up and down the sidewalk Wednesday in front of Cedar Bluff Middle School. Now there’s a responsible parent. You don’t need a court order just to punish your kid.

Love at first bite?An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend’s tongue during a heated French kiss, an Israeli hospital that reattached the tongue said on Thursday.

Woman gives birth to seven babiesAccording to the latest Guinness World Records, there have been three known cases of seven children surviving birth; two in the United States and one in Saudi Arabia.

Woman registers a .47 on breath testerA woman arrested following two car crashes last week registered a .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test — nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record. I still remember asking if the alcohol concentration limit was 8% and the person who I told it to was shocked. He said it was more like .08%.

China law blind to nude Web chatsThe 36-year-old woman, surnamed Li, had been charged with “organizing pornographic activities” for using a Web cam to chat with people on the Internet in the buff and for organizing online chats for nudists. But law officers investigating the case found that nude chat rooms were not defined in China’s pornography laws, an oversight the official Xinhua news agency described as a legal “blind spot.”

Home Depot – Eco OptionsIn Celebration of Earth Day On Sunday April 22nd, We will give away 1,000,000 n:vision Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs (CFLs) to customers who visit any U.S. The Home Depot Store. That’s this Sunday if you want a free CFL.

The Biggest Sell Is the Audition (from Consumerist) – Rare is the Hollywood movie, network television program or Broadway show that casts its stars from an open call. But QVC, a $7 billion annual business, where hosts can have television careers that span decades, does. The nominal stars of QVC are the budget clothing and jewelry designers who offer their creations, inventors touting new housewares and faded celebrities with exercise programs. But on a network that can move tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise a minute, the host plays a crucial role: part cheerleader for a celebrity guest, part M.C. executing the orders of producers to end a slow-selling item’s airtime gracefully, part fantasy friend to viewers, coaxing them to call. It’s a rare skill set, and industry sources say the network is willing to compensate hosts for it extremely well, up to $500,000 a year. I’m in the wrong business!

M&M Easter Plush!

Forgot to wish Liam HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

My M&M Easter Plush came! I got the yellow peanut guy. It has these little cute bunny ears too!

m&m easter plush - yellow peanutm&m easter plush - yellow peanutm&m easter plush - yellow peanut

As FuzzyWuzzy says: your m&m looks stoned krunky

I brought 4 of my 6 bags of almost-a-pound dark chocolate M&M’s original to work and they were gone within a week or 2, mostly by me. Hehe. I still have 2 bags left, but I’m saving those for some other time.

Random Crap:

Eibeler’s Platinum Parachute (from Tera) –

Here’s a run down of what he gets for being fired:

  • $2,475,000 in severance pay.
  • Immediate vesting of stock options and shares which includes 100,000 shares of restricted stock, options to purchase 450,000 shares at $21.28 and options to purchase 75,000 shares at $19.89
  • Accrued but unpaid base salary and vacation and unpaid expenses through his last day at the company.
  • A job as a consultant for the company through Oct. 4, 2007 paying $50,000 a month.
  • No change in his health care benefits through his consultancy
  • An $800 a month car allowance through his consultancy

Dentist guilty of urinating in surgery sinkA British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears.

Chilled oil bath may cool hot processors (from Digg) – Submerging computer chips in oil could make them more energy efficient, according to a UK company that hopes to start selling such systems within a year. … Hopton first got the idea after seeing computer enthusiasts discuss the idea online. Oil does not affect the function of electronic components and offers a potentially useful cooling solution since it transports heats more efficiently than air. The company that’s planning to do this is called Very PC. I remember posting images awhile back (awhile meaning like 5,6 years ago) of some guy’s whose project was a styrofoam box, 3 jugs of mineral oil and a PC.

Study reveals “Robin Hood impulse” in human naturePeople taking part in a game designed to explore egalitarian impulses in human nature consistently robbed from players assigned the most money while giving money to those with the least, scientists said on Wednesday. Tekman and Xyon were just discussing about the origin of Robin Hood the other day, if it was originally a book or if it was tale told from mouth to mouth. We finally decided to Wikipedia it and it turns out it was not originally a character from a story, but appears to be a tale told among the people.

Buy A Shredder, Hamster Powered Or OtherwiseA post on BoingBoing about a hamster-powered shredder reminded us to tell you that you need to buy a shredder. Everyone should have one. We got a small one at Target for 15 bucks. A video of it in action would be nice.

Frucall (from B$) – While shopping out in a store, have you ever wondered: “How much would I save if I bought this on the Internet?” Call Frucall to get your answer. Frucall not only reads back the best online prices to you, but it also allows you to buy items directly from online merchants while you’re on the phone! Try it now in 3 simple steps. It’s free, easy, and fun! Just add the number into your cell phone or remember the simple: 1-888-DO-FRUCALL. Google has it’s free 411 now and I’ve been using 1-800-FREE-411.

FICO® Score Estimator (from Consumerist) – Answer these ten easy questions and we’ll give you a free estimated range for your three FICO® scores, plus customized product recommendations from myFICO, the most trusted name in credit scoring. This is my estimate: Your FICO® scores are estimated to be between: 695-745 I think I’m higher than that though… Need to apply for my WAMU card to get free credit scores.

Building houses 2 (from Hjo3) – The idea is to build up the solid shape indicated by the views to the left – but only using the number of cubes given. There are 10 problems, called figuur1 to figuur10. Be warned: they are not easy. The only one I didn’t get was figure 1. Hjo3 showed me the answer later. The color coding is a bit confusing. Green means you’ve satisfied the top/front/right diagrams, but you’re still using too many blocks. When it turns yellow, it means you’ve solved it with the minimum number of blocks.

Wifi Signal Strainer (from Consumerist) – In this instructable I make a common WiFi Thumbdrive into a beefy wifi extender!’ The parabolic Asian cooking(dumpling) strainer is the perfect candidate for this project. I was able to pick up 20 more access points in the city and connect to a network a few blocks away! This is BY-FAR the most simple of all Wifi extensions!

Safe table saw (from Deadlock) – Could this be the end to shop teachers with missing fingers? Really interesting idea to stop most injuries with the table saw.

Contronyms (from FuzzyWuzzy) – The word contronym (also the synonym antagonym) is used to refer to words that, by some freak of language evolution, are their own antonyms. Both contronym and antagonym are neologisms; however, there is no alternative term that is more established in the English language. Very interesting list…

Random Crap

Humor in church: the rite stuff?Fight truth decay” is a favorite. “Come in for a free faith lift,” is another — two examples of the toe-curling puns plastered across so many notice boards outside British churches. … Among the classics she cited were “Chxxch — Have you guessed what’s missing.UR!” and “God, you’re great!”

The Wisdom of Children (from Digg) – A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table:

MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.

No sex please, we’re daddy’s little girlsIt has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows. But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She’s daddy’s little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.

Best of Car Talk Letters – Response to MIT’s invitation letterGentlemen: Given your recent reading of the college application essay and your ties to that other (lesser) institution in Cambridge, I thought you might enjoy this. Yours sincerely, Stan McGee. MIT certainly has a reputation to be proud of, but its admissions department went a little over-board, I think. The first letter is an honest-to-goodness mailing from MIT, the second is one prospective student’s reply.

IRS Urges E-Filing — But by Vendors Only, PleaseThe IRS recommends that taxpayers file electronically — e-filing saves the government time and money, and is more accurate than IRS employees who type in the data from paper returns. But the IRS refuses to set up its own Web portal to receive the filings. Instead, most Americans have no choice but to e-file through private companies like Intuit (Turbo Tax) and HR Block (Tax Cut). There is something very very wrong with this system. E-Filing should be free if not have an extra discount. I mean, how much man hours are we saving them by having all our tax documents and numbers in digital formats which they can simply import it into their database. But no, instead, they decide to outsource it to other companies which charge a fee to save IRS some time. Sigh…

The Cure for Insomnia (from Tera) – The Cure for Insomnia, directed by John Henry Timmis IV, is officially the world’s longest movie, according to Guinness World Records, as of its release in 1987. Running 5220 minutes (87 hours) in length, the movie has no plot, instead consisting of artist L. D. Groban reading his lengthy poem “A Cure for Insomnia” over the course of three and a half days, spliced with occasional clips from heavy metal and pornographic videos.

pSX emulator (from Angelus) – This emulator fully emulates the Sony Playstation. Compatibility is fairly high, most games I’ve tried work well. An R3000 debugger is contained which may be of interest to people working on translations. Check out the screenshots.

TomTom PLUS services – I get this email a few weeks back saying apparently I can download new voices for my TomTom GO 700 (for a price of course) and they were advertising Mr. T. Check out what he sounds like when giving directions.

popuri.us (from Digg) – A tool to check at-a-glance the link popularity of any site based on its ranking (Google PageRank, Alexa Rank, Technorati etc.), social bookmarks (del.icio.us, etc), subscribers (Bloglines, etc) and more!

How do you prove photography to a blind man?That was the question I was asked: how would you prove to a blind man, that photography exists? A very interesting article.

Couple tie knot in ‘moving’ ceremonyBecause the bride is a snowboard instructor, her guests rode snowboards. The bridegroom is a ski instructor, and his guests were on skis. The Rev. Mike Boucher skied backward to face the crowd, wore a helmet camera during the ceremony and had a ski-mounted lectern that housed a public-address system.

People banned from SNLSaturday Night Live’s producers, especially Lorne Michaels, have famously and dramatically banned for life several celebrities from ever appearing on the television show. Reasons for these bans vary, as sometimes they can be seen as a rational response to a star’s grossly innappropriate on-stage behavior, while at other times the reasons are harder to understand as they stem from far more mild, or even superficial transgressions.

Eddie Griffin Crashes Ferrari Enzo (from Derek) – While practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline, comedian Eddie Griffin crashed a rare $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo. I guess the Undercover Brother never learned how to drive a stick. How many Enzos have crashed? Isn’t there a limited number of them?

2 Chinese Boys Sing Jessica Simpson “A Public Affair” The two Chinese Boys who did Back Str… The two Chinese Boys who did Back Street Boys are ack doing Jessica Simpson’s new single “A Public Affair!” You get to see their roommate in the background, and you wonder how he can stand this. ;p

Roth IRA

I just wanted to spend some time talking about Roth IRA since 2006’s last contribution date is coming up. You’ve probably heard of terms like 401K and IRA and then there’s traditional vs Roth and all being retirement accounts, and you’re thinking what is correct for you, what’s the difference, and so on.

To put into simple terms, 401K replaces pensions, and is a retirement investment account provided to you through your employer. You decide to put x% of your salary into this account each paycheck and so on. The 401K account I have also restricts me to what I can invest in to a limited set of funds and stocks, but I’m not sure if that is the same for every employer. When you changed jobs, I believe you stop contributing to your old 401K account and you create a new 401K account with your new employer. You do have the option to consolidate your old 401K account into your new one.

IRA on the other hand is a personal investment account, where you get to put in money whenever you want. It has no relationship with your employer. The deadline to invest for any particular year is the deadline to file your taxes. For the year 2006, the last day you can contribute to an IRA account is on April 17th, 2007.

The biggest difference between 401K and IRA besides 401K is tied to an employer and IRA isn’t, is the contribution limit. These limits change from year to year, but for 2006, 401K’s limit was at $15,000 and IRA’s limit was at $4,000. With IRA, you can decide after the fact if you want to contribute to it depending on your tax situation. With 401K, you have to consistently contribute and have to prepare beforehand on what you want to do.

Tax implications wise, there really isn’t much difference between 401K and IRA. What the difference lies is if it’s a Traditional or Roth. A traditional 401K or traditional IRA is where you contribute money (pre-taxed) and when you do take the money out, the full amount (original contribution + gain) will then be fully taxed. On the other hand, a Roth 401K or Roth IRA is fully taxed now, but when you take the money out, it will not get taxed again and neither will your gain.

Derek’s suggestion is to contribute to both Traditional and Roth retirement accounts because who knows what it’ll be like when you retire. Most people contribute into a Traditional account because they’re assuming when they retire, they won’t have a high income, so money they take out will be in the lower tax bracket. However, who knows what the tax situation will be like 40 years from now. If you have both Traditional and Roth accounts, you can withdraw accordingly. Take money out from the Traditional accounts if the tax is low. Take money out from the Roth accounts if the tax is high.

Anyway, after I got my tax refund this year, I decided I wanted to start my Roth IRA account. Another thing I researched on was penalty for early withdrawal. For Traditional accounts, since it’s only taxed when you withdraw, there are a bunch of fees and penalties for withdrawing early. However, with Roth accounts, you’ve already paid the tax, is there any early withdrawal penalty. Here’s a good example from The Motley Fool:

Jim, age 30, made a Roth IRA contribution of $2,000 in 1998. In 2005, Jim’s Roth IRA has a balance of $3,500. Jim decides to close his Roth IRA in a non-qualified distribution that year. Since the distribution is non-qualified, Jim will owe taxes on his Roth earnings of $1,500, and will pay tax on this amount at his marginal tax rate. In addition, since the distribution took place before Jim reached age 59 1/2, and since Jim did not meet any of the exceptions, Jim will also be assessed a 10% early withdrawal penalty on the earnings. If we assume that Jim is in the 28% marginal tax bracket, he will pay $420 in tax on the earnings, and will pay a penalty in the amount of $150 on the early distribution. This is a very steep price to pay.

In other words, I can withdraw early on the amount that I contributed without paying any fees/penalties. However if I early withdraw any of my earnings/gains, those will be taxed at my current tax bracket + an additional 10% early withdrawal penalty. I’m thinking, who the heck won’t invest in an Roth account then, especially Roth IRA since you don’t have to make a decision until April for the previous year. Another way to put this is that you’ll always have access to your principal, penalty free, which in most people’s case is all they’ll need. As long as you keep your earnings and gains inside your Roth account, there won’t be any penalty.

Random Crap

First I wanted to say Happy Birthday Stanman!!!

Then I just wanted to comment on how beautiful this past week was. The sun was out and everything was just gorgeous. With continuous rain for months, I think everyone’s happy that finally the sun is smiling.

Have you guys used the new Bank of America online login. There’s something about their new interface that really bothers me. After I enter my password and hit “Login”, it immediately displays this message underneath the password box:

Your request is being processed, Please wait…

Which always makes me think that I entered my password incorrectly. Maybe it’s just me.

According to Bloglines, my rss feed has 5 subscribers!

Today’s Japanese phrase is 匂い (nioi – odor; scent; smell; stench). It can refer to the general scent/smell, or if you use a different tone, you can refer to something that stinks/smells bad, like in English when we say, “It smells.” Another kanji for nioi is 臭い, which uses the kanji for stink/smells bad.

I worked from home today as I received a note that UPS needed my signature in person to deliver this package. Usually they just leave it at my front door or request that I sign on the back of the note and they’ll just drop it. But this one specifically had those 2 options crossed out and said I had to be here in person. I thought since it’s Friday, it’d also be nice to work from home. So when the doorbell finally rang, I went to open it. I believe this is the first time I’ve seen my UPS guy here. He goes, “Oh! You’re here.” He was already writing a 2nd note for me. At first I thought that was somewhat rude. Ring the doorbell and assume I’m not at home. I guess that’s usually the case, but this one required a signature in person, so you’d think he’d wait some time before actually writing the note. However, I forgave him when I saw how big and heavy the box was. I guess it would be rather stupid to have to carry this big box up the stairs and then back then if no one was home.