Pauly Shore Is Dead

So I was rewatching An Evening with Kevin Smith and the following conversation happens:

Jen: Hi, my name is Jen Dudanowizz, and…
Kevin: Hello
Jen: Hi, and I was wondering…
Kevin: What was the first name?
Jen: Jen.
Kevin: Jen. What was the last name?
Jen: Dudanowizz.
Kevin: Spell.
Jen: D-U-D, I told my mother that I would marry a guy with a single syllable last name just to make the rest of my life simple.
Kevin: Just answer my question. Spell. Spell the name.
Jen: D-U-D.
Kevin: Yes.
Jen: A-N-O-W-I-Z-Z.
Kevin: That is $35,000 worth of education.
Jen: Yes, that is. 36.
Kevin: Is it really?
Jen: But my question is, will we be seeing Jay and Silent Bob in the movies again?
Kevin: Jay and Silent Bob will never fucking come back. Never. See. Don’t boo that. Jay and Bob will be in the cartoon movie. But like live action, no way. I mean, look at me. I’m getting older. And Mewes, like thank god the make-up, because Mewes looks like he’s 49, in real life. No, there just comes a time where you stop right? Cause you don’t want to overstay your welcome, you don’t want to be Pauly Shore.
Jen: It was quality while it lasted.
Kevin: And I only say that because Pauly S- like remember everyone at one point was like the weasel. Like hey buddy. And then one day people were like fuck Pauly Shore. I just don’t want to live through that part of history. Like the hey the buddy, the weasel, that was alright. But when they’re like Fuck You, Silent Bob… Silent Dick, cause what do you say to that? Alright… Silent Dick. So just get get out while the getting’s good. Leave the party before the party ends. Push back from the table before, you know, eat 19 desserts. Um, stop at like 17½. Cause there are some people who would argue we overstayed by about 4 movies. Um, and it just feels like time to go, plus after the last one, what do you do? Like Jay and Bob in Space. They were getting high in a rocket, one of them, you know. Someone said lunch, you thought he said launch.

So I’m like who the heck is Pauly Shore? What the heck is this weasel thingy? I look him up on Wikipedia and he turns out to be the MTV host from 1989-1994. Wikipedia basically shows what happened to this poor fellow. Reading more, I find out that he had done a mockumentary about himself: By that time, though, Shore had fully retreated to smaller movie roles, and a “weasel”-free stand-up routine. He attempted a comeback with the star-studded, autobiographical independent film Pauly Shore Is Dead: You’ll Never Wiez In This Town Again, which went to video on January 25, 2005, after a small theatrical run. The film garnered critical praise and was positively received by fans, quickly developing a cult following.

I decided to give it a shot to find out who Pauly Shore really is.

Official Site
IMDb: 4.9/10 (1,108 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: Yahoo! Users: C+
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 62% / Average Rating: 5.7/10
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Scoop

This movie really deserves more credit than what the critics are giving it. It was not meant to be a serious film, but a light and funny and meant to make you laugh out loud. It’s been awhile since I’ve actually laughed out loud for a movie. CDMCC, Elizabeth, and I went out for dinner and movie. It was decided that we’d watch this when we saw the preview while we were watching Who Killed the Electric Car? Scoop is another movie directed by Woody Allen. His previous film Match Point was excellent. This movie did not have such a serious undertone and in fact was quite opposite of that.

Official Site
IMDb: 7.2/10 (922 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: B- / Yahoo! Users: B-
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 39% / Average Rating: 5.5/10
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Sword Material

So Tera and I were discussing about Japanese swords and we got into the topic of sword material. The only thing he knew was folded steel was the best and the crappy stuff they sell everywhere nowadays is made of stainless steel (which looks prettier, but is pretty impractical). Not knowing what my wakazashi (or wakizashi) is made of, I went over to Cold Steel and turns out it is made with 1050 High Carbon Steel. I have no idea what that is and neither does Tera.

According to Wikipedia, Carbon Steel is a metal alloy, a combination of two elements, iron and carbon, where other elements are present in quantities too small to affect the properties. Steel with a low carbon content has the same properties as iron, soft but easily formed. As carbon content rises the metal becomes harder and stronger but less ductile.

According to What’s the difference in Sword Materials?:

High Carbon Steel / High Carbon Spring Steel – Basically a plain carbon steel, it’s also known as “Spring Steel” or “Live Steel”. Commonly made of recycled 5160, 1065, 1050, CK55 or any low alloy or plain carbon steel. If the steel is not properly heat-treated when re-smelted it will retain memory of its previous shape and be more likely to break. Most issues of quality can be found originating in India, the Philippines or in Malaysia. These materials will require oiling to prevent rusting and it’s a good idea to keep swords out of scabbards to avoid damage from moisture and corrosion from the chemicals in the leather.

From Japanese Samurai Swords Buying Guide:

The next thing to consider when choosing a sword is the type of steel that the blade is made of. There are basically 3 types of steel, 420 J2 (Stainless steel), High Carbon, and Folded steel. If you are looking for a battle ready sword you’ll want to stay away from the 420 J2 Stainless. High carbon steel is very high quality steel however folded steel is the strongest. Actually it’s not that the folded steel is a different type of steel, but how the blade is forged.

A folded steel blade is typically made from high carbon steel. The difference is that a folded steel blade is just like it says the steel is folded over and over again until the smith believes that it is adequate.

Some people say that a good high carbon steel blade can be just as strong as a folded steel blade. The smiths for the Thaitsuki Nihonto Swords claim to have mastered a form of forging high carbon steel blades that is just as strong if not stronger than many of the folded steel blades.

From Cold Steel’s FAQ:

Q: Why is Carbon V® steel better than others?

Some Cold Steel knives are made from Carbon V®, a high carbon, low alloy cutlery grade steel. This steel is superior in performance to most other steels due to its chemistry and also because of the close controls that we maintain at every stage of the manufacturing process. These controls begin at the steel mill where Cold Steel specifies the desired microstructure of the steel. Once smelted, each steel shipment is microscopically checked for structural quality, cleanliness and chemical content by an independent metallurgist not in the mill’s employ. The blades are then blanked parallel to the rolling direction of the steel plate to optimize grain flow along the length of the blade. The final step is a precise heat treatment sequence that was developed by Cold Steel specifically for this custom steel. This heat treatment process is one of our most highly guarded trade secrets. It was arrived at over several years by using an exhaustive series of practical and metallurgical tests and observations. Overall, we believe that attention to detail in every phase of the manufacturing process is the primary reason for the superiority of our blades.

THIS JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERESTING…

According to Wikipedia’s entry on steel:

Steel is a metal alloy whose major component is iron, with carbon being the primary alloying material. Carbon acts as a hardening agent, preventing iron atoms, which are naturally arranged in a crystal lattice, from sliding past one another (dislocation). Varying the amount of carbon and its distribution in the alloy controls qualities such as the hardness, elasticity, ductility, and tensile strength of the resulting steel. Steel with increased carbon content can be made harder and stronger than iron, but is also more brittle. One classical definition is that steels are iron–carbon alloys with up to 2.1 percent carbon by weight; alloys with higher carbon content than this are known as cast iron. Steel is also to be distinguished from wrought iron with little or no carbon. It is common talk today to talk about ‘the iron and steel industry’ as if it were a single thing; it is today, but historically they were separate products.

In other words, what makes steel different from iron is the carbon. I never knew that! I thought steel was just refined iron.


Random Crap:

Computerised judge keeps dancers on their toes (from /.) – The system, aptly named Dance Dance Dance (DDD), displays dance positions on a screen in front of a person, for them to follow in time to music. It awards points after assessing their ability to correctly mimic each silhouetted shape. Check out the video of the game in action.

Pinky Promise

I was watching xxxHOLiC and several things connected regarding the pinky. So there’s the pinky promise where 2 kids would make a promise to each other by entwining their pinkies. Then there’s the red string of fate, familiar in Asian cultures where 2 lovers are connected by the red string of fate. Although the Wikipedia states it’s a Japanese belief, many Chinese folktales also have this tidbit in it.

Apparently, these seemingly unrelated things are totally connected. Apparently the pinky is connected to your heart, therefore love and promises are connected to your pinky.

Doumeki: Since your heart is connected to your little finger, the red string of fate is also tied to it. By the way, during the Edo Period, there was even a custom where the ladies of the time would cut off their right little fingers, and give them to the person they liked. It was proof that they wouldn’t betray the one they loved. The Pinky Promise song also comes from that custom.

Yuuko: It might exist. But, you can’t guarantee that the string is tied to only one person. (contrary from what I’ve always believed, I had always thought there was only 1 red thread and the person connected to it would be your soul mate)

So the pinky was a promise for eternal love between 2 people. However, as it slowly changed, it became a gestured used by kids to refer to any promise they make.

From Wikipedia entry on the little finger: A pinky promise (also known as a pinky swear) is made when a person wraps one of their pinky fingers around the other person’s pinky and makes a promise. Traditionally, it’s considered binding and the idea was originally that the person who breaks the promise must cut off their pinky finger. In a similar vein, among members of the Japanese yakuza (gangsters), the penalty for various offenses is removal of parts of the little finger (known as yubitsume).


Random Crap:

Ragnarok Upkick
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(from Tera)

Oddball: The pain game (from MS newsgroup) – The No. 261 reason Japanese television is better than ours: when you mess up a tongue-twister on a Japanese game show the punishment is swift and brutal. Yet another crazy video from Hey Hey Hey.

Doctors offer to maim beggars in TV stingSecretly filmed footage taken by the CNN-IBN news channel and broadcast Saturday showed one of the doctors asking for 10,000 rupees (about $215) to amputate a lower leg, leaving a stump that may draw sympathy — and a few rupees — from passersby.

Magic Revolution (from Artemyst) – I showed you a video with the magic hamburger awhile back. Apparently this guy has another similar magic trick on video. This time instead of a hamburger, he produces ice coffee! Pretty neat!

Left-sided and Right-sided Driving

I was watching Your Safety First from Vintage ToonCast and somewhere along the line, they said how we used to drive on the other side. This peaked my interest and I searched for more information.

From Why do some countries drive on the right and others on the left?

About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.

In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.

Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road.

In the late 1700s, however, teamsters in France and the United States began hauling farm products in big wagons pulled by several pairs of horses. These wagons had no driver’s seat; instead the driver sat on the left rear horse, so he could keep his right arm free to lash the team. Since he was sitting on the left, he naturally wanted everybody to pass on the left so he could look down and make sure he kept clear of the oncoming wagon’s wheels. Therefore he kept to the right side of the road.


Random Crap:

Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thonHundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe’s first “Masturbate-a-thon”, a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Apparently Sylvester Stalone must be running low on money. He’s making another Rocky movie which features him as an old guy trying to come back to fight against the reigning champion of today. What the heck is that storyline!?!? Then there’s Rambo IV

ImReallySad.com (from Esca) – At first, I thought these were suppose to be pictures of sad animals. But it’s really pictures of cute animals to cheer you up when you’re sad.

Ah, this should certainly put him in the mood…Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

Police offered prizes for most ticketsCharlotte-Mecklenburg police supervisors offered prizes to officers who wrote the most traffic tickets during an eight-day period over the July Fourth holiday.

Dirty Pretty Things

I had actually skimmed through this movie awhile back (probably over a year or so) and decided it didn’t look worth watching. However, after being recommended again by ChemChampion, I gave it another shot. The movie was actually quite beautiful and intriguing. I was actually shocked that the trailer below practically revealed nothing. As you know with trailers today, they always reveal too much.

IMDb: 7.6/10 (8,890 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: B+ / Yahoo! Users: B
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 94% / Average Rating: 7.8
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IKEA Charity

So CDMCC tells me that IKEA owns a charity that is even bigger than Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. I search for it online and find an article on the Economist: IKEA – Flat-pack accounting. Of course it must’ve been in the Econimist, this is CDMCC. He reads movie reviews from the Economist.

Anyway, the article is a very interesting read on how the entire IKEA business is setup and how they move money around to avoid taxation.

It’s sickening actually, that because of different charity foundation laws in different countires, IKEA has found a loophole to do the following:

IKEA says only that this money is used for charitable purposes and “for investing long-term in order to build a reserve for securing the IKEA group, in case of any future capital requirements.” IKEA adds that in the past two years donations have been concentrated on the Lund Institute of Technology in Sweden. The Lund Institute says it has recently received SKr12.5m ($1.7m) a year from Stichting Ikea (which also gave the institute a lump sum of SKr55m in the late 1990s). That is barely a rounding error in the foundation’s assets. Clearly, the world of interior design is being tragically deprived, as the foundation devotes itself to building its own reserves in case IKEA needs capital.

Lego Trademark

I was just reading an article about Lego Mindstorm and then an interesting thought popped into my head, and that was if the name Lego was still copyrighted. Like Kleenex, Xerox, and even Photoshop, they almost lost their trademarks because people were using them as ‘nouns’ isntead of ‘adjectives’ and the companies were not doing anything to protect the trademark. But of course, after the notice, they notified everyone of the illegal usage and told them to comply with the copyright law.

Legos, Legos, Legos… What else do you call them? Apparently you’re supposed to call them Lego bricks. But either way, no one ever calls them bricks. You even call the imitation ones Legos. Maybe building blocks might work, but that’s stretching it.

According to Wikipedia, The Lego trademark:

The Lego Group’s name has become so synonymous with its flagship toy that many use the words “Lego” (collectively) or “Legos” to refer to the bricks themselves, and even to any plastic bricks resembling Lego bricks, although the Lego Group discourages this as dilution of their trademark. Lego catalogues in the 1970s and 1980s contained a note that read:

“The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as ‘LEGO Bricks or Toys’ and not ‘LEGOS.’ By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services.”

A similar message also appeared to everyone who errantly visited http://legos.com in the year 2005, however it was removed within the next several months, but not before generating a media buzz of notable proportions.

“Lego” is officially written in all uppercase letters. The company asserts that to protect its brand name, the word Lego must always be used as an adjective, as in “LEGO set,” “LEGO products,” “LEGO universe,” and so forth. Nevertheless, such corporate admonitions are frequently ignored and the word lego is commonly used not only as a noun to refer to Lego bricks, but also as a generic term referring to any kind of interlocking toy brick.

I guess they still own the copyright to that word.

Another Microsoft Blunder

Apparently when displaying their new voice recognition software that’s coming with Vista (accessibility application), everything goes wrong again.

Here’s the video of what happened: Windows Vista Speech Recognition Demo Gone Awry (MSN Video link)

According to Rob Chambers, the reason for the demo failure was because:

As I posted yesterday, I got a chance to check out the machine that Shanen used for the Financial Analysts Meeting demo. I confirmed that it was just what I suspected: An audio gain issue.

If you watch the video clip on MSN Video you can see in the speech user interface that the microphone “volume” is very high. It pushes up into the red frequently while Shanen is speaking to the computer. That’s caused by the fact that the audio sub-system wasn’t respecting the audio gain settings we’ve asked it to use.

This is a known bug in current builds, and has already been fixed by the audio team in their private builds in preparation for RTM.

Here’s the transcript (from /.):

Microsoftie says this
Speech recogniser hears types this

Dear mom
comma

Dear aunt,

[laughter]

Fix aunt
Let’s set

Delete that
Delete that
Delete that

so

I think it’s picking up a little bit of echo here
Delete… select all

double the killer delete select all

[laughter]

Final Text: Dear aunt, let’s set so double the killer delete select all


Random Crap:

Female impersonation tarts up online games (from /.) – Kathryn Wright, WomenGamers.com’s consulting psychologist, earlier this decade found that 60 percent of male players who don female avatars, or on-screen personas, do it to gain an advantage in game play. An enthusiast with the online handle Jackpot649 nailed the zeitgeist in his response to the About.com query: “I’m a guy, but if I gotta look at an avatar all day, I’d sooner look at a female avatar. Plus, people give you more free stuff.

Naked women leave police speechlessPolice only watched … they could not approach the tourists because they spoke no English,” a local newspaper in the southern Albania coastal town of Sarande said. Haha! What an awesome excuse. I don’t know about you, but doing charades or pictionary could’ve easily gotten message across that they couldn’t be topless. But can’t speak English, I’ve got to remember that one for when I get ‘in trouble’.

Giant dead eel tossing contest canceledFor more than 30 years, crowds have flocked to the small English fishing village of Lyme Regis to watch an annual tradition — two teams of fishermen standing on wooden platforms as human bowling pins, hurling a dead giant eel at each other. But the ritual was abruptly abandoned after an animal rights activist threatened to draw negative publicity to the latest tournament, organizers said Saturday. The practice, known as conger cuddling, is the annual highlight in the small coastal town about 155 miles southwest of London. The object of the game is to knock the opposing team off the platform by swinging a 25-pound eel at them. That sounds like such an awesome game!

Police arrested over sweets theftThe confectionery at Hailsham Police Station in Sussex operates on an honour system and officers help themselves to candy and drinks before leaving money in a tin. Maybe they should’ve implemented the ‘eye system‘ (from my previous entry).

Woman in doghouse over Jehovah’s Witness signA British woman has been ordered by police to take down a sign on her garden gate which read “Our dogs are fed on Jehovah’s Witnesses.” Such an awesome sign. Sucks that she took it down. Maybe she could put up a new sign that says: Our dogs were fed on Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Photo Tourism: Exploring Photo Collections in 3D (from Ars) – Photo Tourism is a system for browsing large collections of photographs in 3D. Our approach takes as input large collections of images from either personal photo collections or Internet photo sharing sites, and automatically computes each photo’s viewpoint and a sparse 3D model of the scene. Our photo explorer interface enables the viewer to interactively move about the 3D space by seamlessly transitioning between photographs, based on user control. Looks neat!