Yet another pya! FLOOD.

You might see a lot of chocolate photos, the reason being that this section of pya! occurred around Valentine’s day.

Here’s some preview:

「壁掛け時計」をインスパイヤ – “Wall Mounted Clock” Inspire – the clock actually displays your system clock time

(vid) ぞうさん – Elephant Surprise – why you should never risk being test subject for stage performers, especially when they’re elephants
(vid) さわれないnya… – Can’t Touch… – cute cat shown a series of cat funnies
(img) 現在増殖進行中 – Currently Multiplying – amazing at the number of 7-11s in Japan
(img) ５匹のnya – 5 kittens – pretty cute
(img) (nya)ぱくっ♪　ぴとっ♪　zzZZZ zzZZZ – Singing and Sleeping Kittens
(img) 液晶テレビ？ – LCD? – haha, a ghetto rig to get the TV mounted inside the wall, or in this case, through it
(img) 不可能物体(自作編) – Impossible Object (Original Structure) – is there a trick to this?
(img) 手芸 – Handicraft – even my funky hands can’t do that, maybe Mechy can
(vid) 実写スーパーマリオ – Real Super Mario Bros. – haha, this is hilarious!!
(img) カードの切り方が人生だ。- Cuttng the Card is Life. – if photo is real, amazing what this guy is capable of doing simultaneously
(vid) pya!更新５分前キターー！！ – 5 Minutes of Anger – my guess is he’s playing some MMORPG
(img) ヘイ！タクシー！ – Hey! Taxi! – I find this an interesting way to get cars to slow down. when drivers see what resembles to be human-like figures, we tend to slow down as if t was instinctual
(img) 看板の思う壺 – Look at the Poster – *NOT WORK SAFE* interesting advertisement for a lingerie store (or what I think is a lingerie store…)
(img) マトリックス – Matrix – sprite version of the garage scene where Morpheus battles the twins
(img) 巧の業 – Carving Skills – you know you’re famous when a doll is based off of you
(img) おっぱい – Breasts – *NOT WORK SAFE* chocolate breasts
(img) 二人の愛が溢れ出るクマー – 2 People’s Overflowing Love Bear – i thought the knife was a nice addition and the heart shape blood was nice
(img) クッキー – Cookie – in the shape of Mario sprite and mushroom sprite
(img) 何人用ですか？ – How many people can it fit? – limosine version of the motorcycle
(vid) 不可能物体 – Impossible Object – here’s the video showing of how the card is actually interlaced. I wonder if it was actually created like that
(img) 恋人用 – For Sweetheart – a second straw hole that says: For Your Partner
(vid) 一瞬で水から氷に – Instantly from Water to Ice – that’s just how cold it has to be before they’re allowed to cancel a dog race
(img) マリオ６４ – Mario 64 – 64 different Mario sprites
(img) 小さな獲物nya – Small Insect – the picture has a nice tone about it with everything white including the cat, but the ladybug is red
(img) SAMURAI – the Star Wars version of The Last Samurai
(img) ドキドキハラハラ・・・ – CHU CHU… – puppy moter monorail
(img) 寒すぎて頭に来たので… – Coldness has reached the Head – -18° fucking cold
(img) 芸術家 – Artist – *NOT WORK SAFE* female trouble – when kids learn to draw nude woman
(img) パラソル – Parasol – a choclate umbrella!
(img) 脱糞 – Samurai Statues

Enjoy!

We were supposed to get Firday off, but due to some build problems, what we expected to start testing on Tuesday, ended up to the point where we could only start testing on Friday. This was also the first time I saw my lead so pissed that he actually used f********* in an email. Though I haven’t been there quite as long, my other teammates said this was the first time they’ve seen him that angry. My lead is a pretty laid back guy and to see him that upset actually scared me.

Anyway, this extra day off is to compensate for the extra weekends we came in to work. I’m happy, though I have been working 10-12hr days this week. I got in before 10 this morning and left at 9 something. We did hold a morale event for the team this Thursday and we went bowling again. My scores for the 3 games were 91, 118, and 67. My 3rd game was horrible. My 1st 4 boxes were: X 1 X 0. But our team did manage to get a free lunch by winning the 2nd round. The description was iffy, but the rule was a decent place, no fast food, but no Met either (Met = Metropolitan Grill, apparently the best steak house in Seattle).

But I’m glad this RC0 push for InfoCard is finally over. We also got a new teammate and he’ll be helping me on the UI aspect which I’ve been lagging. Yay!

Another round of pya! FLOOD!

Some previews:

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(img) フェニックス – Phoenix – a pretty drawing
(flash) BARBARIAN BOB – a fun flash game where you whack your sword against some soldiers
(img) 暗黒の祖 – Ancestor of Darkness – pretty lifelike figurine of Anakin Skywalker (well, besides the muscles)
(vid) ノータッチ – No Touch – is this allowed in ping pong (table tennis)? I was totally expecting it too! I’m guessing ping pong doesn’t have the serving rule where if it’s a fault if it doesn’t going to the opposite side
(img) クルッ – Crazy Flip
(flash) 変形 – Transformation – pretty neat little transformer
(vid) 11.75sec – amazing how he was able to determine his course of action just by studing the Rubiks cube for a few seconds
(img) 路上駐車 – Parking – sweet way to park a car in a tiny spot, especially with a Mini Cooper
(img) 連結nya – Connected Kittens – they’re cuddled up!
(img) 一筆書き(ドラえもん） – 1 Stroke Drawing (Doraemon)
(flash) Прачка – fun little game
(img) 昇龍 – Rising Dragon – as the sun rises…
(img) ママ～、こっち！こっち！- Mama, this! This! – cute bunny!
(img) チェス – Chess – nuts and bolts chess set
(flash) DE-ANIMATOR – fun little game where you shoot zombies
(flash) N Game – another fun little game where you jump around to collect coins
(img) ねずみとり – Rodent Trap – Parrot and mouse friends
(flash) storm the house – yet another fun little game where you defend your fort and fire at enemies
(flash) 爆発船 – SeaWar – yet another fun little game where you sink other ships
(img) 氷炎 – Ice Flame

Final one for awhile.

A little Piece of India (from MS newsgroups):

Random Crap:

Funny quotes:

(from /.) But maybe people WANT something to be stolen. Many years ago, the garbagemen (sanitation workers) in NYC went on strike, and garbage was piling up in the streets. A relative of mine in Brooklyn still managed to get rid of his: he put it in big boxes, wrapped the boxes in gift paper with bows, and left them in his car with the doors unlocked. They always got stolen.

Makes me wonder why they didn’t steal the car too… unless it was a piece of crap.

(from MS newsgroup) But really, stop signs are just yield signs that are red, octagon and have the word “STOP” written on them.

(from MS newsgroup) [names have been altered to protect the innocent AND guilty]
John [4:02 PM]: hullo
Albert [4:02 PM]: sup dude
John [4:02 PM]: i like men
John [4:02 PM]: whoops, wrong window
Albert [4:03 PM]: we know you like men
John [4:03 PM]: albert
John [4:03 PM]: i have a crush on you

Another round of pya! FLOOD!

Some previews:

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わたしを倒してみろ！！ – Try Defeating Me!!

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スモウグラップラーズ – Sumo Fighting

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チュウ♥ – Kiss♥

(img) 力こぶ – Biceps – when you’re born with natural guns
(vid) 起きてるよ～ – Waking up – haha, this energy bar commercial almost had me for a moment
(img) ウォッカパン – Vodka bread – I guess the Real McCoy is hidden bottle of Vodka
(img) 雨どい – Rain Gutter – quite elaborate I must say
(img) ハート – Heart – made with a bunch of birds
(img) ダイエットしなきゃ – Off your diet – guy must be crazy to think his car would fit
(vid) ウエイトリフティング – Weight Lifting – a bunch of funny home videos
(img) 自由の女ゴミ – Trash Statue of Liberty
(img) ダンスの踊り方 – How to Dance – learning the tricks when you’re young
(vid) 釣るより釣られろ – Fish Fishing Human
(img) 間抜けな電車事故 – Stupid Cable Car Accident – I wonder who had the right of way
(vid) 手品ではありません – Not a Magic Trick – disappearing Rubiks cube
(img) プリン – Purine – burnt toast
(img) いい味出してます – Yummy – Windows computer sushi
(img) リアル Zガンダム – Real Gundam Z
(img) たっぷり入れないでね – Stirring without a spoon
(img) 未来のマチュピチュ – Future Machu Picchu – turns out to be a place in Peru.
(img) ナイフキーパー – Knife Holder – also seconds as a stress reliever
(img) マイPC – My PC – built with Legos!
(flash) What is Love! – tons of hilarious renderings of the SNL skit
(img) (wan)舌長っ – Long Tongue
(img) 時代の変遷 – Change of Times – See how Alice of Wonderland has evolved!
(vid) エリーゼのために – Because of Elise – playing Fur Elise on a scanner
(vid) 手品ではありません – Not a Magic Trick – took me awhile to figure out how he did that with the Rubiks cube
(flash) スターウォーズ – Star Wars – why is Chewbacca a mop?
(mp3) マッチ – Match – some cool 3D surround sound
(img) 一筆書き – 1 stroke drawing – Totoro girl and Cat Bus
(img) これは便利！- Convenience! – toilet docking station for iPods and iPod Shuffles
(img) くねくね – Wavelike – fun or unfun drive?
(img) オーダーメイド – Custom Made – Face or Vase?
(img) 食べてchu – Please Eat – hamster is trying to feed bunny
(img) しまった！ – Oh Shoot! – statue is trapped!
(img) よい子は – Good kids – why it’s great to have a little brother, until it’s his turn
(img) 整列 – Straight Line – Pikachu train

More to come tomorrow!

Here comes the long awaited pya! FLOOD!

Some previews:

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運動？？？ – Exercise???

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大決闘 – Big Battle

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わたしを倒してみろ！！ (俺なら倒せる!!!) – Try Defeating Me!! (You will fall!!!)

(img) トイレットペーパー – Toilet Paper – reminds me of the Ferguson from Married With Children.
(img) X-Wing – is that photoshopped or is it really flying?
(vid) 人間スケボー – Human Skateboard
(img) 壁掛け時計 – Wall Clock – this clock has an awesome hour hand
(img) 遠い昔、ある美術館の中で・・・ – In a future art musuem… – Star Wars version of Temptation of St. Anthony by Salvador Dali
(img) ５匹のnya – 5 meows – a bunch of cute kittens
(flash) スーパーマリオボタン – Super Mario Button – an audiosound super-synthesizer which allows you to generate in game music and sound effects
(img) 次世代兵器 – Next Generation Weapon – Mitsubishi-Anaheim “PROTOTYPE 16” MSZ-006 Special Squardron Japan Imperial Navy Air Force at Okegawa airbase in Saitama Japan 1945
(vid) マスゲーム – Mass Game – a pretty neat commercial for Budweiser
(img) 【怪奇】見ると勝手に首が曲がってしまうwan画像 – [Weird] When you look at this puppies photo, your neck would tilt automatically – cute puppies!
(img) キラーwanサー – Killer Dog – reminds me of Red XIII from FFVII
(img) 今が買い時 – Time to buy – would you like your Pepsi served hot?
(img) スーファミ – Super Famicon – wonder if this is real and or if it’s just a shell. it’d be sweet if it can play SNES games on this portable system.
(vid) ハンティングゲーム – Hunting Game – spider tries to attack the mouse pointer on screen
(img) ニモ – Nemo – some neat 3D tilings. I always wished they’d show what it looked like from the other side
(img) トリックアート – Trick Art – another one of those where you have to look from a particular point to see
(vid) んんんんんんッ(((｀・ω・´)))ﾌﾟﾙﾌﾟﾙﾌﾟﾙﾌﾟﾙ – Sumo Robots
(img) ヒトフデ・ジブリ – Nausicaa – drawn w/o lifting the pencil
(img) 抱きしめたい – Want to hug – cute baby kangaroo!

More to come tomorrow!

I posted the Lazy Sunday video in a previous entry. Apparently this week, SNL got Natalie Portman to do a rap (from FuzzyWuzzy). It was first posted on YouTube, but has since been removed. After my search online (which actually took longer than I expected), I finally found the video at MissPortman (2nd to last video at that link).

You can also stream it from PutFile: SNL – Natalie Portman – Gansta Rap (direct download). The rap was okay and mildly funny, but I’m just not into Natalie Portman after she cut her hair short. Some find her sexy though (i.e. FuzzyWuzzy).

Random Crap:

Court says California oral sex law violates rights – A 22-year-old Californian man who received oral sex from a sixteen-year-old girl should not be forced to register for life as a sex offender, the California Supreme Court ruled on Monday. … In the case, Hofsheier pleaded guilty and received probation after meeting the teenager in an Internet chat room and sharing rum and orange juice with her at a beach.

Conn. City Hopes Music Will Clean Up Park – Activists propose playing recordings of classical music in Barnard Park in hopes of annoying petty criminals so much that they’ll leave. They also hope the music will make the park more pleasant for other people once it is cleaned up. … “Beethoven is not going to save you,” he said. It’s ironic that “some of the greatest composers in history are now being viewed as some kind of bug spray or disinfectant.”

Complexity causes 50% of product returns – Half of all malfunctioning products returned to stores by consumers are in full working order, but customers can’t figure out how to operate the devices, a scientist said on Monday. Here I’m thinking half the returns made by people who purchased computers are people who can’t figure out how to turn it on. Hahaha.

Lost Ring Found in Fla. Home 23 Yrs. Later – Marlene Kiraly asked her husband to hide the 3 1/2 karat, uninsured diamond ring her mother had given her just before she died 23 years ago. Problem was, he did such a good job no one could remember where it was. … “I went to a psychic a month ago to find out where the ring is, and she said my husband hid it really well and I would find it,” Kiraly, 48, of Lake Worth said.

The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia (from FuzzyWuzzy) – “now that’s my kind of cs project” – FuzzyWuzzy. A CS project to determine the smallest Bacon Number (the number of movies to link 1 actor to Kevin Bacon) from any other actor. Their main database the used with from IMDb. Actually sounds like a lot of fun.

C.S.A. The Movie (from CDMCC) – C.S.A. stands for the Confederate States of America, a funny comedy describing what if the South had won the Civil War. Currently only playing in selected cities like New York and San Francisco.

The Simpsons come to life (from /.) – MAKERS of the hit cartoon The Simpsons have a filmed the show’s opening titles using real actors. In the hit viral going around the world we get to see what Bart, Homer, Marg, Lisa and Maggie would look like if they were humans. And you can be among the first to watch the hilarious titles, filmed over 18 months in Britain: The Real Simpsons.

Japanese Make Gasoline From Cattle Dung (from /.) – Scientists in energy-poor Japan said Friday they have found a new source of gasoline — cattle dung. Finally! A never ending supply of renewable energy! People need to eat hamburgers => cows will poop => cars that can move!

Fight graft with fat cat slimming drive, China urged – In a country where people often complain that police officers seem too well fed to catch villains, Miu Shouliang said limiting the weight of officials would stop them spending government money on wining and dining, the Xinhua news agency reported.

Professor Allegedly Shows Explicit Video – A criminal justice professor at Grand Rapids Community College has resigned after showing a video in class of a man having sex with a pig, students and a faculty representative said. … The video appeared on a projection screen and students begged Naves to show the 10-second footage, according to the accounts. Says quite a bit about the curiosity of college students.