{"id":1127,"date":"2007-06-29T22:15:37","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T06:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2008-08-19T01:16:57","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T09:16:57","slug":"human-resources","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/29\/human-resources\/","title":{"rendered":"Human Resources"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"human<\/a> I was watching this music video: Human Resources<\/strong><\/a> (*WARNING* VIDEO IS NOT WORK SAFE!<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

I thought the tune was rather catchy and it was actually a somewhat cool music video, stitched together with a bunch of clips from 80’s movies and TV shows.<\/p>\n

I don’t know who the artist is and no one seems to have posted the lyrics yet, but I’ve ripped the song from the video to an mp3 and uploaded to my site: Listen<\/strong><\/a> \/ Download<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Update<\/strong><\/ins>:Thanks to softskilled for notifying me the artist\/band is actually called Countdown<\/strong>. You should check out their album: Scratch & Sniff<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here are the lyrics:<\/p>\n

What’s your name and number and where do you sleep?
\nWhat is the color of your hair? We’ll be discrete.
\nAnd what\u2019s your sexual preference or religious ties?
\nDo you have any diseases or political ties?
\nAnd we will need to know exactly the color of your eyes.
\nAnd have you ever done drugs or have you ever lied?
\nAnd need a fingerprint please. And what\u2019s your mother\u2019s maiden name?
\nAnd have any family members ever gone insane?<\/p>\n

We\u2019re the human resources.
\nWe need to know what your every choice is.
\nWhat you like to drink, fight, fuck, and your voices now.
\nWe are the human resources.<\/p>\n

Where do you buy your clothes and do you rent or own?
\nHave you ever been arrested? Do you have a cell phone?
\nDo you find that people always like you right away?
\nHave you ever stolen something? Just forgotten to pay?
\nDo you have any children, or dogs, or cats?
\nAnd do you buy your cigarettes in cartons or packs?
\nDo you prefer to be on top? Do you like coffee or tea?
\nWe just need a little more information please.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re the human resources.
\nWe need to know what your every choice is.
\nWhat you like to drink, fight, fuck, and your voices now.
\nWe are the human resources.<\/p>\n

And we will need to know exactly the color of your eyes.
\nAnd have you ever done drugs or have you ever lied?
\nAnd we\u2019ll then need a fingerprint. And what\u2019s your mother\u2019s maiden name?
\nAnd have any family members ever gone insane?<\/p>\n

We\u2019re the human resources.
\nWe need to know what your every choice is.
\nWhat you like to drink, fight, fuck, and your voices now.
\nWe are the human resources.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re the human resources.
\nWe need to know what your every choice is.
\nWhat you like to drink, fight, fuck, and your voices now.
\nWe are the human resources.<\/p>\n

We are the human resources.<\/p>\n

Hello.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There is one line that I’m not sure if it’s correct:
\nWhat you like to drink, fight, fuck, and your voices now.<\/em><\/p>\n

It just doesn’t seem to sound right… If you can actually hear what they’re saying, please do tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was watching this music video: Human Resources (*WARNING* VIDEO IS NOT WORK SAFE!) I thought the tune was rather catchy and it was actually a somewhat cool music video, stitched together with a bunch of clips from 80’s movies and TV shows. I don’t know who the artist is and no one seems to … <\/p>\n

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