{"id":1195,"date":"2007-09-04T02:39:14","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T10:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/i-would-do-anything-to-pass-this-exam\/"},"modified":"2007-09-04T02:39:18","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T10:39:18","slug":"i-would-do-anything-to-pass-this-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/i-would-do-anything-to-pass-this-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"I would do anything to pass this exam."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got this joke from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/elbandmonkey\/579270711\/item.html\">elbandmonkey&#8217;s Xanga<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. &#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. &#8220;I mean,&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;I would do anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He returns her gaze. &#8220;Anything?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His voice turns to a whisper. &#8220;Would you&#8230; study?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nNow if only my students had the same idea and I don&#8217;t mean studying&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Haha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this joke from elbandmonkey&#8217;s Xanga: A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. &#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam.&#8221; She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. &#8220;I mean,&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;I would &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/04\/i-would-do-anything-to-pass-this-exam\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}