well, this might be the last post for the next few days. finally going home and well you know, wont have my baby with me. sorry guys. come back on tuesday!<\/p>\n
oh yeah, one new d00dle has been posted. enjoy ^_^x gotta start packing up now. ^_^x<\/p>\n
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.<\/p>\n
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.<\/p>\n
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.<\/p>\n
Question: Who was the survivor?<\/strong><\/p>\nAnswer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.<\/p>\n
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep reading.<\/strong><\/p>\nSo, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.<\/p>\n
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point:<\/p>\n
Women never listen!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
cable went down last nite. stupid storm! i was internet-less for 4 hrs!!! (maybe more cause i went to sleep before it came back on). i also gave my baby (code name: Krunk) 2 consecutive nites of rest. he sure loved it and is working like a fine killing machine! did horrible on today’s midterm! … <\/p>\n
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