{"id":1297,"date":"2007-09-23T05:50:49","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T13:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/minesweeper-the-movie\/"},"modified":"2007-09-23T05:56:22","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T13:56:22","slug":"minesweeper-the-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/minesweeper-the-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Minesweeper The Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a big fan of minesweeper and having lost hundreds if not thousands of hours on this game, I was extremely amused by this video: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1770138\"><strong>Minesweeper The Movie<\/strong><\/a> posted on the Microsoft distribution lists. It&#8217;s a CollegeHumor Original and it&#8217;s a trailer of what Minesweeper would be if it was made into a movie. The little red flags, the in-game strategies, the fact the 1st one is never a mine, all played into the trailer really nice.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite 2 scenes were:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Why are you really here?<br \/>\n<strong>Student<\/strong>: I want to make this land safe.<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Why are you here, soldier?<br \/>\n<strong>Student<\/strong>: I&#8217;m here because I&#8217;m bored.<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t you ever forget that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Instructor<\/strong>: That clock is going to keep ticking until it reaches 999.<br \/>\n<strong>Student<\/strong>: What happens then?<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Nothing. You just suck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a big fan of minesweeper and having lost hundreds if not thousands of hours on this game, I was extremely amused by this video: Minesweeper The Movie posted on the Microsoft distribution lists. It&#8217;s a CollegeHumor Original and it&#8217;s a trailer of what Minesweeper would be if it was made into a movie. The &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/minesweeper-the-movie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Minesweeper The Movie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}