{"id":1395,"date":"2007-11-30T00:14:18","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T08:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/the-voice-of-the-undergound-is-fired\/"},"modified":"2007-11-30T00:55:40","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T08:55:40","slug":"the-voice-of-the-undergound-is-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/the-voice-of-the-undergound-is-fired\/","title":{"rendered":"The Voice of the Undergound Is Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for not posting in awhile. My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/23\/black-friday\/\">Black Friday bounty<\/a> has been coming in and doing all these rebates took a lot more time than I anticipated. Plus the fact I only have a little over 1 week before I go on vacation for the rest of the year, I&#8217;ve been trying to wrap up stuff at work.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I saw this article a few days ago: <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20071126\/ap_on_re_eu\/odd_britain_subway_announcer\">London PA voice fired for slamming Tube<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The woman behind the gentle, even voice which warns London&#8217;s subway commuters to &#8220;<strong>Mind the gap<\/strong>&#8221; <strong>was fired<\/strong> after telling a newspaper she <strong>thought the transit network was dreadful<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Emma Clarke has been recording messages for London&#8217;s sprawling subway network, popularly known as the Tube, <strong>since 1999<\/strong>. In addition to warning passengers to watch their step in walking between subway cars and the platform, she also reads the trains&#8217; stops, tells Londoners how long they have to wait until their next ride, and delivers service updates.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>When I first read the article, it reminded me of the Voice of London from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Vendetta-Two-Disc-Special-Natalie-Portman\/dp\/B000FS9FCQ\/?tag=krunk4everblog-20\">V for Vendetta<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s pretty harsh to fire her just over a honest remark. If I was to be fired for every anti-Microsoft remark I&#8217;ve made, I would&#8217;ve been fired a long time ago.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to hear what these spoofs were. The link on the article pointed to her homepage: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/\">EmmaClarke.com<\/a>, but it was down the past few days due to everyone linking to it. It&#8217;s back up now, but during that time, I found a mirror of the spoofs here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/66883\/The-Voice-of-the-U\">The Voice of the Underground is silenced<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever ridden the Underground (London subway system), you most definitely will recognize her voice. Here&#8217;s a few demos she has up on her page: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/voiceover-demos\/london-underground\">Voiceover Demos \/ London Underground<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You can also listen to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/fun\/mind-the-gap\/spoof-london-underground-announcements\">Spoof London Underground Announcements<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7128\/do-not-drop-litter-on-the-train.mp3\">Do not drop litter on the train. Please use the tramps provided.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7132\/warning-i-have-chipped-a-nail.mp3\">Warning, this is an emergency. I&#8217;ve chipped a nail.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7136\/would-the-passenger.mp3\">Would the passenger in the red shirt pretending to read a paper, but is actually staring at that woman&#8217;s chest, please stop. You&#8217;re not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7142\/a-reminder-for-american-tourists.mp3\">We&#8217;d like to remind our American tourist friends that you are almost certainly talking too loud.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7146\/passengers-should-note.mp3\">Passengers should note that the bearded gentleman&#8217;s rucksack contains the following items only: Some sandwiches, a library card and a picture of a bare ankle and is no cause for concern.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7152\/would-the-gentleman-in-the-suit.mp3\">Would the gentleman in the pinstripe suit and \u00a31000 glasses who obviously works in the media, please take one step forward onto the track as the train arrives. Thank you.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7156\/residents-of-london.mp3\">Residents of London are reminded that there are other places in Britain outside your stinking shit hole of a city, and if you removed your heads from your arses for just a couple of minutes, you may realize that the M25 is not the edge of the Earth.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7160\/a-reminder-for-passengers.mp3\">Passengers are reminded that a smile is actually a friendship signal, not a sign of weakness.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7164\/i-may-look-nothing-like-you-imagine.mp3\">Passengers are reminded that like all voice over artists, I probably look nothing like you&#8217;d imagine and may turn out to be somewhat of a disappointment.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7168\/passengers-filling-in-sudokus.mp3\">Would passengers filling in answers on their Sudokus please accept that they&#8217;re just crosswords for the unimaginative and are not in any way more impressive just because they contain numbers.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.emmaclarke.com\/media\/7352\/here-we-are-again.mp3\">Here we are again, crammed into a sweaty tube carriage. And today&#8217;s Wednesday &#8211; only two more days before you can binge drink yourself into a state of denial about the mediocrity of you life. Oh, for Goodness sake, if you&#8217;re female, smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He&#8217;s probably not had sex for months.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Somethings to note, I did in fact have a mental image of her and what she looked like and of course <a href=\"http:\/\/www.justaddvoice.com\/talent\/emma_clarke.htm\">she did not turned out exactly the way I&#8217;d imagined<\/a>. I wasn&#8217;t exactly disappointed since I&#8217;ve gotten used to the face that most Japanese voice over artists aren&#8217;t that pretty\/handsome, but they&#8217;re good at what they do and bring characters to life, I did imagine her to have a skinny face and look sexier. Haha.<\/p>\n<p>Another thing to note is that she pronounced Sudokus like Sudukos, which sort of irked my head.<\/p>\n<p>If those links are down again, mirrors can be found at: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/66883\/The-Voice-of-the-U\">The Voice of the Underground is silenced<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for not posting in awhile. My Black Friday bounty has been coming in and doing all these rebates took a lot more time than I anticipated. Plus the fact I only have a little over 1 week before I go on vacation for the rest of the year, I&#8217;ve been trying to wrap up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/30\/the-voice-of-the-undergound-is-fired\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Voice of the Undergound Is Fired&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[130,123,129,128,125,126,127,124],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}