{"id":1396,"date":"2007-12-01T00:56:51","date_gmt":"2007-12-01T08:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/i-thought-europe-was-a-country\/"},"modified":"2007-12-01T05:59:06","modified_gmt":"2007-12-01T13:59:06","slug":"i-thought-europe-was-a-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/i-thought-europe-was-a-country\/","title":{"rendered":"I Thought Europe Was A Country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this video a few days ago from Digg: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0\"><strong>Is Europe a country?<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Funny video about a quiz show, where the question is about an obscure country called Hungary.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s a clip from the show, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/areyousmarter\/\">Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?<\/a> and to be honest, I think this was staged, but if it isn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s yet another example of how the American education system has failed.<\/p>\n<p>SueOn had asked me if the contestant was someone famous and at that time, I didn&#8217;t know. Looking at the comments on YouTube, it appears the contestant is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm2213728\/\">Kellie Pickler<\/a>, apparently someone in American Idol. Then again, I&#8217;ve never watched American Idol, so I probably would&#8217;ve never figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the transcript (I&#8217;ve bolded the funny parts):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: You ready? The 3rd grade world geography question is: &#8220;Budapest is the capital of what European Country?&#8221; Budapest is the capital of what European Country? Nathan has already locked in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: <strong>This might be a stupid question.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s probably going to be.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Okay. Like&#8230; <strong>I thought Europe was a country.<\/strong> Let&#8217;s see. Budest&#8230; Budapest! I&#8217;ve never even heard of that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Alright, here&#8230; here&#8217;s your options. I mean you could drop out with $10,000. But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Like <strong>I know they speak French there<\/strong>, don&#8217;t they? Like <strong>I wanna say is France a country.<\/strong> I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m doing. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: You know what, let&#8217;s talk about your options.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Can I just like&#8230; Okay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Kell, focus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: I am&#8230; Like <strong>I&#8217;m listening to what you&#8217;re saying, but I only hear what I want to.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: <strong>That&#8217;s just called being a woman.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Oh&#8230; Boooooooo! Well, we could just call this show &#8220;Are You Smarter Than A Man?&#8221; <strong>I&#8217;d win that one.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: <strong>Women don&#8217;t really want to hear a man&#8217;s opinion. They just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice. That&#8217;s what they want when they talk to us.<\/strong> Let&#8217;s talk about this. I really want you to get the $25,000 because no matter what happens after that, you&#8217;re walking out of here with $25,000.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Yes. It&#8217;s all about the charity, so I got to think what&#8217;s best for them. Let&#8217;s see. I am just going to &#8230; copy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Copy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Come on Nathan.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: If you had to guess&#8230; if you had to guess&#8230; do you have a guess?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t think France is a country, but would&#8217;ve said that. I dunno&#8230; I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m just going to say France. I dunno.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: France is a country, I will tell you that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: It is?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: If you had said France, you would&#8217;ve gone home with nothing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Whew&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: That&#8217;s not the right answer. The right answer is Hungary.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Is what?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Hungary.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Hungry?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Like I&#8217;m hungry.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: <strong>That&#8217;s a country? I&#8217;ve heard of Turkey, but&#8230; Hungary<\/strong>, never heard of it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: But the answer is Hungary. So if Nathan said Hungary, your charity&#8217;s got $25,000. If he didn&#8217;t, you walk away with nothing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: You&#8217;re not smiling, Nathan. You&#8217;re not smiling. Awwwwww.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: Kellie, look at the board. For $25,000, your 5th grade classmate Nathan said&#8230; Hungary!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Great! You&#8217;re the best! Thank you! Yeah! <strong>You tried to trick me. He tricked me.<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Jeff<\/strong>: He tricked you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kellie<\/strong>: I was looking at his face and he looked like uh ummmmmm messed it up. I failed. But you got it right, yay.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this video a few days ago from Digg: Is Europe a country? Funny video about a quiz show, where the question is about an obscure country called Hungary. It&#8217;s a clip from the show, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? and to be honest, I think this was staged, but if it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/i-thought-europe-was-a-country\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Thought Europe Was A Country&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,14],"tags":[134,136,137,139,135,138,132,131,133],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}