{"id":383,"date":"2006-03-08T01:14:38","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T09:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=383"},"modified":"2006-03-08T01:14:38","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T09:14:38","slug":"a-little-piece-of-india","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/08\/a-little-piece-of-india\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Piece of India"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little Piece of India (from MS newsgroups):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/cocacola.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5825-2\/cocacola.jpg\" alt=\"coca cola\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/colgate.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5827-2\/colgate.jpg\" alt=\"colgate\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/mastercard.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5837-2\/mastercard.jpg\" alt=\"mastercard\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/ibm.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5833-2\/ibm.jpg\" alt=\"ibm\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/nike.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5839-2\/nike.jpg\" alt=\"nike\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/indian_railways.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5835-2\/indian_railways.jpg\" alt=\"indian railways\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/seatbelt.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5841-2\/seatbelt.jpg\" alt=\"seat belt\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/fine_for_spitting.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5831-2\/fine_for_spitting.jpg\" alt=\"fine for spitting\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/v\/misc\/complaints_and_suggestions_box.jpg.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/gallery\/d\/5829-2\/complaints_and_suggestions_box.jpg\" alt=\"complaints and suggestions box\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Random Crap<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Funny quotes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(from \/.) But maybe people WANT something to be stolen. Many years ago, the garbagemen (sanitation workers) in NYC went on strike, and garbage was piling up in the streets. A relative of mine in Brooklyn still managed to get rid of his: he put it in big boxes, wrapped the boxes in gift paper with bows, and left them in his car with the doors unlocked. They always got stolen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Makes me wonder why they didn&#8217;t steal the car too&#8230; unless it was a piece of crap.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(from MS newsgroup) But really, stop signs are just yield signs that are red, octagon and have the word \u201cSTOP\u201d written on them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>(from MS newsgroup) [names have been altered to protect the innocent AND guilty]<br \/>\nJohn [4:02 PM]: hullo<br \/>\nAlbert [4:02 PM]: sup dude<br \/>\nJohn [4:02 PM]: i like men<br \/>\nJohn [4:02 PM]: whoops, wrong window<br \/>\nAlbert [4:03 PM]: we know you like men<br \/>\nJohn [4:03 PM]: albert<br \/>\nJohn [4:03 PM]: i have a crush on you<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Piece of India (from MS newsgroups): Random Crap: Funny quotes: (from \/.) But maybe people WANT something to be stolen. Many years ago, the garbagemen (sanitation workers) in NYC went on strike, and garbage was piling up in the streets. A relative of mine in Brooklyn still managed to get rid of his: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/08\/a-little-piece-of-india\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Little Piece of India&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}