{"id":432,"date":"2006-03-28T01:34:07","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T09:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=432"},"modified":"2006-04-01T16:31:52","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T00:31:52","slug":"who-has-the-biggest-baddest-and-longest-sword","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/28\/who-has-the-biggest-baddest-and-longest-sword\/","title":{"rendered":"Who has the Biggest, Baddest, and Longest Sword"},"content":{"rendered":"

So Tera and I were discussing which anime character had the biggest, baddest, and longest sword. It first started when Leara was talking about how big Ichigo’s sword was. Here’s a clip of our chat:<\/p>\n

<Leara> wonder if ichigo ever learns to shrink his sword
\n<Tera> tha sounds
\n<Tera> so sexual
\n<Tera> lol
\n<Tera> viagra overdose
\n<Krunk> i thought he did learn to shrink his sword
\n<Krunk> it’s called his bankai
\n<Leara> lol
\n<Leara> i meant like
\n<Leara> non-shikai form
\n<Krunk> but that’s the way it just is right?
\n<Krunk> it’s like cloud or berserk’s sword
\n<Leara> hrm
\n<Leara> i guess so huh
\n<Leara> wait wait
\n<Leara> when he FIRST got the sword
\n<Leara> it wasn’t black
\n<Leara> that’s what i meant
\n<Tera> buster sword is way bigger than gatz’ sword
\n<Krunk> who’s buster?
\n<Tera> cloud’s original sword is called the buster sword
\n<Krunk> oh!
\n<Krunk> haha
\n<Tera> the sword he got from zack
\n<Krunk> well
\n<Krunk> which sword are you comparing
\n<Krunk> ?
\n<Krunk> gatz latest sword is way bigger
\n<Tera> oh
\n<Tera> i dun keep with the manga
\n<Tera> i only know wot i’ve seen from the anime and the DC game
\n<Krunk> even in the anime
\n<Krunk> his last sword was big
\n<Tera> gatz’ sword is long but it’s nowhere near as thick<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

*note: sword here literally means sword. though reading it with the sexual innuendo in mind changes the context completely.<\/p>\n

So I went to do some research:<\/p>\n

\"Cloud<\/a>
\nBuster Sword<\/a> – The Buster Sword (\u30d0\u30b9\u30bf\u30fc\u30bd\u30fc\u30c9) was made famous in Final Fantasy VII, in which it served as the default weapon of the game’s protagonist, Cloud Strife … Its exact dimensions are not revealed, but judging from its relative size, it must be over a foot in width and at least 5 feet in length.<\/strong> … While its inspirations may be forever unknown, it bears a resemblance to the oversized sword wielded by the lead character Guts in the manga Berserk. It also bears characteristics of a traditional katana (one-sided edge), a zweih\u00e4nder (size), and a bastard-sword (short hilt). It may also be compared to a zanbato, a sword which appears in the anime Rurouni Kenshin.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Gatz<\/a>\"Gatz<\/a>
\n\"Gatz<\/a>\"Gatz<\/a>
\nBerserk<\/a> – Guts is the protagonist of the story; a tall, muscular white male with a sword about 7′ long and 12″ wide at its base<\/strong> with a prosthetic left forearm (that also conceals a cannon).<\/em><\/p>\n

So it’s clear Gatz’ sword is longer than the Buster, but it’s still up for grabs if the Buster sword is wider and thicker than Gatz’ sword.<\/p>\n

After reading the entry from Buster sword, it had dawned on me that Sanosuke<\/a> from Rurouni Kenshin had the biggest longest sword of all. Though he doesn’t count because he’s not as awesome as Cloud or Gatz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So Tera and I were discussing which anime character had the biggest, baddest, and longest sword. It first started when Leara was talking about how big Ichigo’s sword was. Here’s a clip of our chat: <Leara> wonder if ichigo ever learns to shrink his sword <Tera> tha sounds <Tera> so sexual <Tera> lol <Tera> viagra … <\/p>\n

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