{"id":51,"date":"2005-10-28T00:57:34","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T07:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2005-10-28T01:00:34","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T08:00:34","slug":"dear-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/28\/dear-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got these letters from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fresh99.com\/dear-god-letters.htm\">Fresh99<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear God. Are you really invisible or is that just a trick &#8211; Lucy<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy &#8211; Joyce<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident. &#8211; Norma<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, Please Send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. &#8211; Peter<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, Instead of Letting people die and having to Make new ones Why don&#8217;t you just Keep the ones you got now? &#8211; Jane<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church Is that Ok? &#8211; Neil<\/li>\n<li>Dear God In bible times did they really talk that fancy? &#8211; Jennifer<\/li>\n<li>Dear God &#8211; Please put another Holidy between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. &#8211; Ginny<\/li>\n<li>Dear God if we come back as something please dont let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. &#8211; Denise<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. &#8211; Raphael<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, I Keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don&#8217;t forget. &#8211; Mark<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to worry about me. I always look both ways &#8211; Dean<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, I bet it is very hard. for you to love all of everybody in the whole world There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. &#8211; Nan<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new Shoes &#8211; Mickey D.<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, If you let The dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. &#8211; Jonathan<\/li>\n<li>Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God &#8211; Charles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You know the last kid is going to be a great cars salesman.<\/p>\n<p>This site also has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fresh99.com\/kama-sutra-clothing-ads.htm\">kama sutra clothing advertisements<\/a> (<strong>NOT WORK SAFE<\/strong>) (from deadlock). <em>Ads for a youth clothing company in the UK. Pretty creative marketing I must admit.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got these letters from Fresh99: Dear God. Are you really invisible or is that just a trick &#8211; Lucy Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy &#8211; Joyce Dear God, Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident. &#8211; Norma &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/28\/dear-god\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dear God&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}