{"id":535,"date":"2006-05-15T22:54:39","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T06:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2006-05-15T23:49:32","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T07:49:32","slug":"geeky-songs-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/15\/geeky-songs-videos\/","title":{"rendered":"Geeky Songs \/ Videos"},"content":{"rendered":"

So Much Drama in the PhD<\/a> (from MS newsgroup) by Monzy<\/a>. A hilarious song and pretty nice sounding too about a CS student striving to get a Ph.D. I’ve bolded the phrases that DW’s been singing all day.<\/p>\n

Lyrics (from Monzy<\/a>):<\/p>\n

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,
\nI’m PSPACE-complete but I’ll reduce you to 3-SAT.
\nMy crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
\nAnd bitches dereference my pointer for free.
\nWhen I’m linear probing they’re like, “Damn that’s gigantic,”
\nI showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics.
\nShe jumped like JNE up onto my erection
\nAnd I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection.
\n(“That’s right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.”)<\/p>\n

My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,
\nI gotta sign my rhymes with PGP;
\nBut I keep on generatin’ like a CFG
\n‘Cause there’s so much drama in the PhD.<\/p>\n

What’s wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
\nEven skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
\nYou’ll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
\nSo prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
\n<Uhhh> Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,
\nIt’s too bad you aren’t closed under homomorphism.
\nYour problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn’t strict:
\nIn ML my type is real and your type is ‘a dict.<\/p>\n

I control my flow better than TCP,
\nI rep the west coast like Eazy-E,
\nYou best not front if you can’t pass the GRE,
\n‘Cause there’s so much drama in the PhD.<\/p>\n

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
\nCorrupt your stack pointer makin’ all your data suffer.
\nI’ve got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
\nReal gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.
\nWhile you’re busy poppin’ stacks I’ll pop a cap in your skull,
\nWhile you smoke your crack pipe I’m gonna pipe you to \/dev\/null.
\nI may not have a label but I rap like a star;
\nI’m an unsigned long int and you’re an 8-bit char.<\/p>\n

Your mom circulates like a public key,
\nServicing more requests than HTTP.<\/strong>
\nShe keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
\nOh, there’s so much drama in the PhD.<\/p>\n

DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs;
\nI’ve got more rhymes that San Jose’s got dotcoms.
\nI rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
\nWith more power than multitape Turing Machines.
\nBlowin’ up the rap scene faster than factorial functions,
\nI’m dope like PNP transistors and I’ll saturate your junctions.
\nBy the time you’ve rhymed one line, I’ve already busted ten;
\nYou rap in exponential time and I’m big-O of log(n).<\/p>\n

I run gmake and gcc,
\nAnd I ain’t never called malloc without calling free.<\/strong>
\nI’ll beat your ass until it’s colored like a red-black tree
\n‘Cause there’s so much drama in the PhD.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\n

An old favorite: Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)<\/a> by The Klein Four Group<\/a>. You can check out more of the videos and songs on their non-flash homepage<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Lyrics (from The Klein Four Group<\/a>):<\/p>\n

The path of love is never smooth
\nBut mine’s continuous for you
\nYou’re the upper bound in the chains of my heart
\nYou’re my Axiom of Choice, you know it’s true<\/p>\n

But lately our relation’s not so well-defined
\nAnd I just can’t function without you
\nI’ll prove my proposition and I’m sure you’ll find
\nWe’re a finite simple group of order two<\/p>\n

I’m losing my identity
\nI’m getting tensor every day
\nAnd without loss of generality
\nI will assume that you feel the same way<\/p>\n

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
\nThe faithful image that I map into
\nBut when we’re one-to-one you’ll see what I’m about
\n‘Cause we’re a finite simple group of order two<\/p>\n

Our equivalence was stable,
\nA principal love bundle sitting deep inside
\nBut then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
\nNow everything is so complexified<\/p>\n

When we first met, we simply connected
\nMy heart was open but too dense
\nOur system was already directed
\nTo have a finite limit, in some sense<\/p>\n

I’m living in the kernel of a rank-one map
\nFrom my domain, its image looks so blue,
\n‘Cause all I see are zeroes, it’s a cruel trap
\nBut we’re a finite simple group of order two<\/p>\n

I’m not the smoothest operator in my class,
\nBut we’re a mirror pair, me and you,
\nSo let’s apply forgetful functors to the past
\nAnd be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
\nLet’s be a finite simple group of order two
\n(Oughter: “Why not three?”)<\/p>\n

I’ve proved my proposition now, as you can see,
\nSo let’s both be associative and free
\nAnd by corollary, this shows you and I to be
\nPurely inseparable. Q. E. D.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\n

Dean Glenn Hubbard – Every Breath You Take<\/a> (from Dan), a parody music video of Police – Every Breath You Take<\/a>. This was done by the Follies Student Comedy Revue, a group of students at Columbia Business School.<\/p>\n

Lyrics (from CBS Follies<\/a>):<\/p>\n

Every breath you take
\nEvery change of rate
\nJobs you don’t create
\nWhile we still stagflate
\nI’ll be watching you<\/p>\n

Every single day
\nBernanke takes my pay
\nWhen growth goes away
\nInflation will stay
\nI’ll be watching you<\/p>\n

Oh can’t you see?
\nThe Fed’s where I should be
\nHow my poor heart aches
\nWith each of your mistakes<\/p>\n

First you move your lips
\nHike a few more BPS
\nWhen demand then dips
\nAnd the yield curve flips
\nI’ll be watching you<\/p>\n

Since you came supply’s lost without a trace
\nI dream at night that I punch you in the face
\nYour interest policies I cannot embrace
\nI feel so wronged and I long for Greenspan’s place
\nI keep cryin’: Benny! Benny! Please…<\/p>\n

Oh can’t you see?
\nThe Fed Chair should be me
\nHow my poor heart aches
\nWhen prices escalate<\/p>\n

Every move you make
\nEvery oath you take
\nHope your models break
\nBet that beard is fake
\nI’ll be watching you<\/p>\n

CBS is great
\nWouldn’t change my fate
\nBut we’ll be watching you
\nWe’ll be watching you<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

At first, I didn’t know wht BPS is, but it turns out to stand for basis point<\/a>: A basis point (bp or \u2031) is 0.01% and is often used in the context of interest rates.<\/em><\/p>\n

Just realized CBS stood for Columbia Business School and not the TV channel Columbia Broadcasting System. I also didn’t know who Bernanke<\/a> was and it turns out he’s the new Alan Greenspan, I mean Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve (“the Fed”).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So Much Drama in the PhD (from MS newsgroup) by Monzy. A hilarious song and pretty nice sounding too about a CS student striving to get a Ph.D. I’ve bolded the phrases that DW’s been singing all day. Lyrics (from Monzy): Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat, I’m PSPACE-complete but I’ll reduce … <\/p>\n

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