{"id":55,"date":"2005-10-29T02:32:19","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T09:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2005-10-29T02:38:17","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T09:38:17","slug":"massacre-in-fable-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/29\/massacre-in-fable-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Massacre in Fable Land"},"content":{"rendered":"

Before reading this, you might want to know ungsunghero was really really drunk<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

DISCLAIMER<\/strong>: This conversation in no way depicts how we act in real life. Neither of us has multiple wives nor like beating women. I do have a sword though… hmmmmmm. Decapitating someone does sound extremely fun…<\/p>\n

Krunk4Ever: i’m married to 3 woman right now.<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: hahaha
\nKrunk4Ever: one in each village
\nKrunk4Ever: though i want to get rid of one.<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: being a b!tch?
\nKrunk4Ever: well
\nKrunk4Ever: just wanted a way to dump one ;p
\nungsunghero: kill her
\nKrunk4Ever: that’s mean
\nungsunghero: you’ll get like -60000 alignment
\nungsunghero: punch her around
\nungsunghero: flirt in front of her
\nungsunghero: eventually she’ll hate it
\nungsunghero: and leave you
\nKrunk4Ever: she’ll hate em?
\nKrunk4Ever: me*
\nungsunghero: yes
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: right now
\nKrunk4Ever: all i get is
\nKrunk4Ever: i’m the luckiest girl in the world<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: damn
\nungsunghero: she must really really like you
\nungsunghero: i know
\nungsunghero: lower your attractiveness
\nKrunk4Ever: and i do flirt and do arm pumps in front of her
\nungsunghero: raise your scariness, if you can
\nungsunghero: are you flirting with her? or other girls?
\nKrunk4Ever: oh u want me to flirt w\/ other girls
\nKrunk4Ever: well
\nungsunghero: yes!
\nKrunk4Ever: i did that too
\nungsunghero: give other girls gifts too
\nKrunk4Ever: and now all they ask me are for wedding rights
\nKrunk4Ever: so i dont bother
\nKrunk4Ever: flirting anymore
\nungsunghero: punch her then
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: that’s mean
\nungsunghero: look
\nungsunghero: you want her out of your life, right?
\nungsunghero: oh i know
\nungsunghero: the #1 easiest way to do it is
\nungsunghero: sell your house
\nungsunghero: w\/no house, she won’t stay
\nKrunk4Ever: i dont think u can sell the house
\nKrunk4Ever: once u marry
\nungsunghero: damn
\nungsunghero: i think you’re right
\nKrunk4Ever: i was looking for tha sign
\nKrunk4Ever: but it disappeared!
\nungsunghero: i know
\nungsunghero: can you have her follow you out of town?
\nKrunk4Ever: what happens then?
\nKrunk4Ever: take her to a place w\/ monsters?
\nungsunghero: have her get killed by an enemy
\nKrunk4Ever: and get her attacked?
\nungsunghero: hahahah
\nungsunghero: yes!
\nungsunghero: dude
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: try it!
\nKrunk4Ever: interesting…
\nungsunghero: worst case scenario…it doesn’t work
\nKrunk4Ever: when u have the follow me on
\nKrunk4Ever: does guild seal
\nKrunk4Ever: take them elsewhere too?
\nungsunghero: i believe so
\nungsunghero: if not, just walk
\nKrunk4Ever: i was wondering what happens if she follows meto another city where i have a wife
\nungsunghero: catfight!
\nungsunghero: man
\nungsunghero: you got me thinking
\nungsunghero: lady grey once told me, after we were married, that if i even thought about flirting with another woman, she’d cut her head off
\nungsunghero: hmmmmmmm
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\n…
\nKrunk4Ever: i feel bad now
\nKrunk4Ever: my wife just gave me a chainmail
\nKrunk4Ever: when i met her
\nungsunghero: dude
\nungsunghero: at that stage in the game?
\nungsunghero: what a crappy gift!
\nungsunghero: off with her head!<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: boo
\nungsunghero: no luck?
\nKrunk4Ever: teleporation didnt work
\nungsunghero: what about just walking out?
\nKrunk4Ever: and i dont feel like walking the whole thing
\nungsunghero: go to oakvale
\nungsunghero: if you have a wife there, the first city out should have enemies
\nKrunk4Ever: nope
\nKrunk4Ever: wont leave the city
\nungsunghero: eh
\nungsunghero: just shoot her with an arrow, dammit
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: and run away?
\nungsunghero: guild seal
\nKrunk4Ever: so i decapitated my wife<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: with an arrow to the head<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: 2000 secs tho
\nungsunghero: 2000 seconds?
\nKrunk4Ever: or was the the price i have to pay
\nKrunk4Ever: if the guards catch me
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: just stay away from the town for a real long time
\nungsunghero: how much alignment did you “lose”?
\nKrunk4Ever: actually
\nKrunk4Ever: i’m still 100% good<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: and i just gave a wedding ring to another woman<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: in another town
\nungsunghero: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: bowersstone
\nungsunghero: you man slut<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: and now she wants a house<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: but i already have a wife already<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: hmm
\nungsunghero: too bad you didn’t marry lady grey
\nKrunk4Ever: coiuldnt get a man to like me tho
\nKrunk4Ever: so i could marry him
\nungsunghero: i wonder what that says about MY character
\nKrunk4Ever: couldnt*
\nKrunk4Ever: so to kill my wife in bowerstone
\nKrunk4Ever: i’d have to punch her huh?
\nungsunghero: hmmm
\nungsunghero: i guess you can’t
\nKrunk4Ever: haha!!!
\nKrunk4Ever: i got her to divorce me<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: by beating her?<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: i just kept punch her<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: yah
\nungsunghero: then what happened?
\nungsunghero: does she actually say anything?
\nKrunk4Ever: so i find out my wife can take a beating<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: i think i’ve thrown 30+ punches and kicks<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: even when she fainted<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: she starts yelling and stuff<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: and says<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: what are u doing?<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: stop this imemdiately<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: and then the screen shows that she divorces me<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: and now is renting my apartment<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: haha
\nungsunghero: i gotta try that
\nKrunk4Ever: i lost a block of good alignment tho
\nungsunghero: wow
\nungsunghero: oh well
\nungsunghero: i’m not saving
\nungsunghero: so i don’t care
\nKrunk4Ever: hehe
\nKrunk4Ever: so u do get ur hosue back<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: if u kill ur wife ;p<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: dude
\nungsunghero: i can’t kill lady grey
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: and all the guards are on me
\nungsunghero: but she keeps saying “i’ll divorce you!”
\nKrunk4Ever: well
\nungsunghero: and my other wife died after like 5 punches<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: wow
\nKrunk4Ever: i guess my wife could take a beatingthen<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: bwhhahahahaa
\nungsunghero: stupid guards
\nungsunghero: they were trying to shoot me
\nungsunghero: and they killed lady grey
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: so at any time did the ring icon disappear from your wife’s head?
\nKrunk4Ever: yeah
\nKrunk4Ever: when she divorced me
\nungsunghero: damn
\nungsunghero: i can’t even get that
\nKrunk4Ever: and beat her in the private of ur own home
\nKrunk4Ever: where no one else can see u
\nKrunk4Ever: cause no guards were on me ;p
\nungsunghero: i did that
\nungsunghero: and she died!
\nKrunk4Ever: i c
\nungsunghero: hmmm
\nungsunghero: since i didn’t kill lady grey
\nungsunghero: apparently i only get assault
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: this game is not very well written
\nungsunghero: do they realize that their mayor is dead???
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: im the mayor
\nKrunk4Ever: so they dont really care ;p
\nungsunghero: lucky you
\nungsunghero: i’m reloading
\nungsunghero: time to try again
\nungsunghero: maybe i should start a barfight
\nungsunghero: notice how quickly the demeanor of your wife changes with one punch<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: hmmm
\nKrunk4Ever: i did realize
\nKrunk4Ever: i did nt give her a chanceto speak<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: i was trying to kill her<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: didnt* realize
\nungsunghero: oh oh
\nungsunghero: after like 3 punches
\nungsunghero: now i got her pissed
\nKrunk4Ever: hehe
\nungsunghero: lol
\nungsunghero: she just said “i can run off with the innkeeper”<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: dude
\nungsunghero: she won’t divorce me
\nungsunghero: i killed her again!
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: that’s it
\nungsunghero: i’m hacking away at the bar
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: oh my
\nungsunghero: apparently it’s 2000 gold per guard you kill
\nungsunghero: and i’m killing them with one stab
\nKrunk4Ever: it’s 2000 gold
\nKrunk4Ever: per person u kill
\nKrunk4Ever: not just a guard
\nungsunghero: oh
\nKrunk4Ever: well
\nungsunghero: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: my wife cost 2000<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: though im pretty sure it’s per kill
\nungsunghero: and i have a life augmentation on my sword
\nungsunghero: so any damage they inflict on me
\nungsunghero: i heal pretty quickly \ud83d\ude1b
\nKrunk4Ever: hehe
\nungsunghero: the guards don’t stop, do they?
\nKrunk4Ever: um..
\nKrunk4Ever: i guess they will
\nKrunk4Ever: if u kill all of them right
\nungsunghero: nope
\nungsunghero: they keep spawning
\nKrunk4Ever: interesting
\nKrunk4Ever: what i want to know
\nKrunk4Ever: is what happens if u kill the innkeeper
\nKrunk4Ever: or the blacksmith
\nKrunk4Ever: do they regenerate?
\nungsunghero: nope
\nKrunk4Ever: the next time u come into town?
\nungsunghero: oh
\nungsunghero: maybe
\nungsunghero: not that i’ll ever be allowed back \ud83d\ude1b
\nKrunk4Ever: just wait 3 mins
\nKrunk4Ever: ;p
\nungsunghero: interesting
\nKrunk4Ever: and no one will remember a thing
\nungsunghero: as you kill civs
\nungsunghero: you can buy buildings
\nKrunk4Ever: really?
\nKrunk4Ever: wow
\nungsunghero: i just bought the bar
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: the weird thing is
\nungsunghero: i killed everyone
\nungsunghero: why should i have to buy it?
\nKrunk4Ever: can u kill those game ppl
\nungsunghero: yeah
\n…
\nungsunghero: and at the rate i’m going
\nungsunghero: i’m buying the whole town
\nungsunghero: booooooo
\nungsunghero: the shopowner hid all his goods!
\n…
\nungsunghero: time to cause trouble at bowerstone
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nKrunk4Ever: south or north?
\nungsunghero: damn
\nungsunghero: not sure how to kill the guards w\/o a sword
\nKrunk4Ever: they locked u out?
\nKrunk4Ever: ah
\nKrunk4Ever: punches.
\nungsunghero: lol
\nKrunk4Ever: the wife that i couldnt kill
\nKrunk4Ever: was in bowerstone south
\nungsunghero: she asked for a surprise gift
\nungsunghero: i gave her one
\nKrunk4Ever: who’s she?
\nKrunk4Ever: ur wife?
\nungsunghero: lady grey in this case
\nKrunk4Ever: i thought she died…
\nungsunghero: i reloaded
\nKrunk4Ever: ah i c
\nungsunghero: finally
\nungsunghero: i got divorced
\nungsunghero: now to kill her
\nKrunk4Ever: haha
\nungsunghero: wow she can take a beating<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: she’s probabl an important npc
\nungsunghero: but she got killed before
\nungsunghero: albeit not by me
\nKrunk4Ever: hehe
\nungsunghero: lol
\nungsunghero: the only way to kill her is to have a guard do it
\nungsunghero: or hire an NPC
\nKrunk4Ever: ha
\nKrunk4Ever: ah*
\nungsunghero: wth
\nungsunghero: you can kill someone
\nungsunghero: pay the filne
\nungsunghero: fine*
\nungsunghero: get tossed from the city
\nungsunghero: and come right back in???
\nKrunk4Ever: yah
\nKrunk4Ever: u payed the fine already
\nungsunghero: that’s freaking funny
\nungsunghero: lol
\nungsunghero: no cutscene when you marry a guy<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: hahahahaha
\nungsunghero: you can bet what i’m trying to do next<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: not too sure<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: kill the people in the guild?<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: marriage…<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: house…<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: bed…?<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: hahahaha<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: OMG<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: it works!<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: does he go YES! YES!<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: lol!!!
\nungsunghero: “that’s quite nice!”<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: “oh gosh!”<\/strong>
\nKrunk4Ever: hahaha
\nungsunghero: and then he finishes with “i can see why you’re a hero!”<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: bwhahahahaha
\nKrunk4Ever: “i’d think a hero would’ve had a bigger *beep*”<\/strong>
\nungsunghero: nah
\nungsunghero: no insults here
\nKrunk4Ever: awww
\nungsunghero: all compliments<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Before reading this, you might want to know ungsunghero was really really drunk. DISCLAIMER: This conversation in no way depicts how we act in real life. Neither of us has multiple wives nor like beating women. I do have a sword though… hmmmmmm. Decapitating someone does sound extremely fun… Krunk4Ever: i’m married to 3 woman … <\/p>\n

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