{"id":683,"date":"2006-09-07T00:38:08","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T08:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=683"},"modified":"2006-09-07T00:39:37","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T08:39:37","slug":"microwave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/07\/microwave\/","title":{"rendered":"Microwave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About 3 weeks ago, I opened my microwave for the 1st time and I realized something&#8230; it didn&#8217;t have a turn table. I&#8217;m like, they still make microwaves like that!?!? I believe all the microwaves my dad&#8217;s ever purchased had a turn table. By turn table, I mean there&#8217;s a dish that rotates inside when it&#8217;s microwaving so you dont have to stop midway, flip your burrito over and continue microwaving. Anyway, it looks like I&#8217;ll need to pull out my microwave from my storage room.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Random Crap<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.costco.com\/Browse\/Productgroup.aspx?Prodid=11168942\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060905\/ap_on_fe_st\/finger_food\">Kids buy lunches with scans of fingers<\/a> &#8211; <em>Rome City Schools is switching to a scanning system that lets students use their fingerprints to access their accounts. In the past, students had to punch in their pin numbers.<\/em> When did we get rid of lunch cards?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20060905\/od_uk_nm\/oukoe_uk_britain_telepathy\">Telephone telepathy &#8212; I was just thinking about you<\/a> &#8211; <em>Each person in the trials was asked to give researchers <strong>names and phone numbers of four relatives or friends<\/strong>. These were then called at random and told to ring the subject who had to identify the caller before answering the phone. &#8220;<strong>The hit rate was 45 percent, well above the 25 percent you would have expected<\/strong>,&#8221; he told the annual meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science. &#8220;The odds against this being a chance effect are 1,000 billion to one.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I was driving this morning and on a license plate frame of the car in front of me, the bottom said &#8220;Not A Magician&#8221;. The font on the top was smaller so I had to drive up closer to read it, and the full sentence said:<br \/>\n<strong>I&#8217;m A Beautician<br \/>\nNot A Magician<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you seen the new show on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nickjr.com\/\">Nick Jr.<\/a> called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lazytown.com\/\">Lazytown<\/a>? Isn&#8217;t Nick Jr for like kids 8 and below? Anyway, it&#8217;s about this bright pink girl that dances to techno music. Here&#8217;s some example videos:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk\">You&#8217;re A Pirate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zimZMXrTr-0\">Bing Bang<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i4SBgGKX2sg\">Take a Vacation<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vhPDUPymSvQ\">There&#8217;s always a way<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060906\/ap_on_fe_st\/eager_bank_robber\">Police: Man robs bank to be &#8216;supported&#8217;<\/a> &#8211; <em>Police said Gaetan Roy had just lost his job, so he came up with a plan: <strong>Rob a bank, hang around, then get taken to jail to be &#8220;supported.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060907\/ap_on_fe_st\/intestinal_phones\">Cell phones found inside four prisoners<\/a> &#8211; <em>&#8220;Each one had a cellular with a number of chips,&#8221; Arevalo said, adding that <strong>one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theodoregray.com\/PeriodicTable\/Stories\/011.2\/\">Sodium Party<\/a> (from \/.) &#8211; <em>I&#8217;d read about, and heard stories about, throwing sodium into water. It&#8217;s a classic thing chemistry students do in college, and based on the reports I have been able to find on the internet, they are often drunk at the time.<\/em> What do you get when you purchase 3.5lbs of solid sodium metal (~$100), have your own private lake, and an experimental mind? <strong>KABOOM!<\/strong> Do check out the videos and pictures he&#8217;s posted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About 3 weeks ago, I opened my microwave for the 1st time and I realized something&#8230; it didn&#8217;t have a turn table. I&#8217;m like, they still make microwaves like that!?!? I believe all the microwaves my dad&#8217;s ever purchased had a turn table. 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