{"id":747,"date":"2002-04-08T00:00:22","date_gmt":"2002-04-08T08:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=747"},"modified":"2006-09-21T18:44:09","modified_gmt":"2006-09-22T02:44:09","slug":"evans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/08\/evans\/","title":{"rendered":"Evans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>going to leave yesterday\u2019s news up since I wasn\u2019t able to post it last nite (fell asleep @ 2am \u2013 lousy 1 hr lost). I found out something very shocking. The latest suicide was actually someone I knew. Not know personally, but I\u2019ve chatted with him a few times, one of my anime buddies. His alias online was <a href=\"http:\/\/stars-pyre.livejournal.com\/profile\">starspyre<\/a>. Cuneodogg also told me Evans is the building with the 2nd highest suicidal rate in the US. Just during my time here, there\u2019s already been 2 deaths.<\/p>\n<p>My theory is that Evans is some government conspiracy where it\u2019s the central processing unit of some big robot where all the buildings in Berkeley will go beneath the ground and emerge as a SUPER ROBOT. Evans is already the mainframe of the entire internet around this area. However, some unlucky individuals discover this secret and were killed by government agents that masked the murders as suicides. A friend even suggested that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.debevec.org\/Campanile\/\">campanile<\/a> could be the robot\u2019s sword. Hehe.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, back to hw. Yuck yuck!!! ;o(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>going to leave yesterday\u2019s news up since I wasn\u2019t able to post it last nite (fell asleep @ 2am \u2013 lousy 1 hr lost). I found out something very shocking. The latest suicide was actually someone I knew. Not know personally, but I\u2019ve chatted with him a few times, one of my anime buddies. His &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/08\/evans\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Evans&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}