{"id":753,"date":"2002-04-01T00:00:57","date_gmt":"2002-04-01T08:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/?p=753"},"modified":"2002-04-01T00:00:57","modified_gmt":"2002-04-01T08:00:57","slug":"april-fools-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/01\/april-fools-2\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fools"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>saw tons of april fool pranks yesterday but for a majority of them, you sorta haveta be there to get the joke. One good one was the death of Bill Gates.<\/p>\n<p>I spent much of today acting as a clerk @ the front desk. It was fun. *cough* gave me a tour to the secret underground dungeon, showed me where the master *cough* were, and much more. Apply as a clerk today and you won\u2019t be just getting the previously mentioned benefits, we\u2019ll throw in a brochure on the <em>HISTORY OF FOOTHILLS<\/em>!!! Hehe. ;p There\u2019s also great guy named Erich there. Hilarious and almost made me believe our DC wasn\u2019t serving dinner today and had to walk all the way to Unit 3 or CKC.<\/p>\n<p>Remember me nike shoe with a hole that likes to suck in water. Well, apparently it was still under warranty<del datetime=\"2006-09-22T02:54:59+00:00\"> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nike.com\/nikebiz\/e_claim\/other.html\">3 years for all nike shoes<\/a><\/del>). Got in my email today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>From: Consumer Affairs<br \/>\nTo: Toland Hon<br \/>\nAmount: $80.00<br \/>\nOur inspection is complete and credit has been issued on a product voucher to use at http:\/\/niketown.nike.com. (If you do not have access to a computer, please call 1-800-806-6453 for shopping assistance.) Pick out what you like, throw it in your cart, and enter the certificate number in the product voucher field during the payment process of checkout. It&#8217;s that easy. But please note: this product voucher only works at Niketown.com. It&#8217;s not good toward purchases made at any retail store.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Awesome huh?<\/p>\n<p>Btw, FREE JAMBA JUICE is back!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jambajuice.com\/index.html?free_smoothie.html\">Check your locations<\/a> for times and dates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>saw tons of april fool pranks yesterday but for a majority of them, you sorta haveta be there to get the joke. One good one was the death of Bill Gates. I spent much of today acting as a clerk @ the front desk. It was fun. *cough* gave me a tour to the secret &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/01\/april-fools-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;April Fools&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krunk4ever.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}