cable went down last nite. stupid storm! i was internet-less for 4 hrs!!! (maybe more cause i went to sleep before it came back on). i also gave my baby (code name: Krunk) 2 consecutive nites of rest. he sure loved it and is working like a fine killing machine!
did horrible on today’s midterm! sigh… yucky yuck yuck! don’t ask. let’s just stop @ this point.
thanks to RipFace for donating this link. pong is not just what it seems to be anymore. -_^x
well, this might be the last post for the next few days. finally going home and well you know, wont have my baby with me. sorry guys. come back on tuesday!
oh yeah, one new d00dle has been posted. enjoy ^_^x gotta start packing up now. ^_^x
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen!!!