Hard-Fi – Cash Machine

Another free song I had gotten from iTMS awhile ago that I really liked was: Hard Fi – Cash Machine

I just wanted to share with you the 2 music videos for this song:

Music Video 1
Music Video 2

I actually saw a video of them performing this song live, and was surprised and somewhat disappointed on how different they sound live. The tune is still catchy, but it just didn’t resemble the original song much at all when it hit chorus. It seems like a bunch of instruments were missing or somethings aren’t being synthensized. I also found the instrument that the lead singer using really interesting. What is that thing called? The keyboard where you blow into?


Random Crap:

Murder suspect: Goat turned into corpseA Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling’s corpse, officials said Thursday. … Murder suspects in Nigeria, where many people believe in black magic, sometimes claim spirits tricked them into killing. In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander’s penis magically disappear. I couldn’t stop laughing when reading that last sentence.

FDA: E. coli linked to Natural Selection Foods (from Cari; sorry Decathanerd, she was first) – The FDA warned people nationwide not to eat spinach. Washing won’t get rid of the bacteria, though thorough cooking can kill it. Just a warning for those who do eat spinach. I guess it’s time for me to stop buying bagged spinach at Safeway.

The 25 Worst Web Sites (from /.) – From unforgettable flame-outs to some of the most popular destinations around, no one is safe from our look at the world’s dumbest dot-coms and silliest sites. The list:

Complete List of the 25 Worst Web Sites

  • 25. Rentmychest.com
  • 24. IKissYou.org
  • 23. InmatesForYou.com
  • 22. Digital entertainment network (den.com)
  • 21. Golden Palace Casino
    They’re the one that wins auctiosn of random crap that looks like Holy Mary.
  • 20. Hotmail.com
    Yep, they were horrible. Hopefully Windows Live Mail will be able to compete against GMail and Yahoo! Mail.
  • 19. WebVan
  • 18. Beenz.com and Flooz.com (tie)
    Haha. I always thought it was dumb to buy these fake money. Then again, I find it horribly stupid to ever buy gift certificates.
  • 17. Boo.com
  • 16. Microsoft Windows Update
    I’m not sure why this is on this list, and it’s not the fact that I work for Microsoft. It’s layout might not be that great, but it’s still a reliable and needed service.
  • 15. Neuticles.com
  • 14. BidForSurgery.com
  • 13. Whitehouse.com
    Haha. I remember I was tricked to go here.
  • 12. The Dancing Baby
  • 11. Rabies for Kids
  • 10. MyLackey.com.
  • 9. HamsterDance.com
  • 8. BonziBuddy
  • 7. Pets.com
  • 6. Pixelon.com
  • 5. AllAdvantage
    Now what’s wrong with this site? I made almost $1000 off this!
  • 4. CD Universe
  • 3. Cartoonnetwok.com
  • 2. CyberRebate
    Ah, the infamous, get everything free!
  • 1. MySpace.com
    I agree 100%, MySpace is the worst!

Mayor’s offer to film movie backfiresWhen moviemakers told Gallatin, Tennessee, Mayor Don Wright they wanted to use his office to film a scene with a superheroine, he kindly obliged. But Wright was startled when the movie’s title, “Thong Girl 3,” and his role in its making was splashed across the front page of Friday’s editions of the Nashville Tennessean newspaper. I think they just made this film famous: Thong Girl! (no nudity, but still probably not work safe)

The All-new Yahoo! Mail Beta (from Ars) – You’ve been hearing about Yahoo! Mail Beta for quite some time, touting ajax support and really neat features and the beta’s finally open to public. It’s actually really neat and I spent some time playing with it and I might even say better than GMail!

Sunday Bloody Sunday By Bush (from Cari) – I heard the audio of this a while ago on Opie & Anthony’s XM Sattellite show but I’ve never actually seen the video to go with it. Someone has taken words from thousands of Bush speeches and mashed them together so he actually sings U2’s Sunday Bloody Sunday. Really creative and must have taken forever to create. This was hilarious! Music’s actually somewhat catchy.

AMD LIVE! Media Vault (from SD) – I had mentioned about Mozy a few days back, but it seems there’s more contenders entering the arena. This new service will be giving away 25GB of free storage. There are quite a few restrictions though. First, you’re only allowed to download 1GB/month (unlimited upload up to your cap). I’m okay with this since I would only use it to backup and won’t need to download much. If you want to share a file, the free account only allows you to share files upto 25MB, but you can backup files of any size it appears. It doesn’t mention how it goes about making your data secure/encrypted, so I’m guessing there is none. I haven’t played with their software, but I wonder how it compares with the Mozy client which I find pretty neat with all the preconfigured defaults and the ease of use.

Muppet Babies – Someone on the MS newsgroup forward a clip of Beaker singing Feelings and this got me nostalgic of finding Muppet Babies clips on YouTube. Muppet Babies were so cute! And then I find this clip, where they use REAL Muppets instead of animation. They’re so cute!!!

It appears one of my previous posts were marked as PRIVATE. I’ve made it public now: Saber Marionette J to X Episodes 9 – 26. It’s been so long since I posted any anime reviews. Haha… Current series I’m watching include:

  • Zero no Tsukaima
  • Blood+
  • Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
  • Detective Conan
  • Hellsing Ultimate OVA

Boy gets handcuffed to stuffed reindeerJust to make sure the animal didn’t run, or fly, away, the child attached one end of the toy handcuffs to his own wrist. And that meant the family had to call the real police Wednesday. … “I might ask Santa Claus to get me a police key for Christmas,” Kevon said when it was all over. Claus might bring it too, but perhaps only on the condition no reindeer are again shackled. I just find it hilarious that brute force wasn’t able to work on a toy handcuff. Finally a hairpin and lock picking saves the day.

Widow rented rotary phone for 42 years– A widow rented a rotary dial telephone for 42 years, paying what her family calculates as more than $14,000 for a now outdated phone. … Until two months ago, Strogen was still paying AT&T to use the phones — $29.10 a month. Strogen’s granddaughters, Melissa Howell and Barb Gordon, ended the arrangement when they discovered the bills. Ouch! $30/month on a phone. Isn’t that enough to buy a decent phone nowadays. If not, you’d certainly get a really good phone in just half a year!

My Animated World (from Kira) – This Stop Motion Animation takes you into another world. In this world no physical laws count. The only laws that count are the laws of the Animator. I animated myself through my house and the city of Breda, the Netherlands. It took me 6 months to complete. That is mainly because of the weather. It wasn’t always suitable to shoot my scenes. The song I used is called Chinois by DJ Aphrodite and can be found on the record Aftershock. Enjoy! I would like to know what you think about it. Rather interesting video. Must’ve taken him forever.

Coming Zune – have you seen the new marketing strategy for the Zune? I found the opening commercial hilarious, yet the burning bird was a bit sad. Although Derek did point out the fact that it’s probably meant that one bird sent another music wireless and now it’s on fire! Literally. The other ad they have showing the tiny man petting the rabbit was cute too. On the site itself, they’re allowing you download the 32 second bird clip if you want.

Batteries Explode

So I purchased some batteries a month ago from FifthUnit: ALHAGEN – Lithium Cell Battery Sets. They were the AG13 model, but I’m not sure if that’s the universal name. They were cheap and I bought my toy LED flashlight from there and thought I might as well get some batteries from there too. It was just a toy, something I would rather not waste money getting good quality batteries for. Anyway, I stored them in a tiny ziplock bag since it came in a plastic carton type thing with dents/holes for the batteries.

Today, while I was running some tests, I suddenly hear a loud pop and my bag of batteries sort of jump. I take a look at it and my ziplock baggy now has a hole. I dump them all out and here’s what I see:

lithium batteries explodelithium batteries explodelithium batteries explodelithium batteries explodelithium batteries explodelithium batteries explode

I mean, literally, they were just sitting on top of my desk. There was no heat fluctuations. It did rain last night/this morning, so it might’ve been the humidity. When I touched the batteries, they were cold (like what ambient metal temperature should be like). I guess this is what happens when you buy cheap quality lithium batteries. And people wonder why their Dell’s explode into flames. You get what you pay for (unless you buy Sony). That’s why I stick with IBM (now Lenovo).

Personality Test Results

A bunch of my friends have been taking this personality test, so I thought why not. First seen on Xyon’s blog.

My Personality

Neuroticism
Extraversion
Openness To Experience
Agreeableness
Conscientiousness

You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. Stressful and frustrating situations can be upsetting to you, but you are generally able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You have some concern with others’ needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.

Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

I have got to say, this is one of the milder personality tests I’ve taken, ranking me pretty much in the middle for most things, and it’s description of me seems to be a bit toned down than what I usually see.

Oh yah, the code they give you to copy and paste is ugly. There was so many problems with it and it didn’t conform to XHTML standards either. Spent awhile fixing it and also getting it to show up correctly.

Roomba without a Butt

So my dad calls me and tells me of this new job offer he received and asking me if it was legit. My first response was if you had to ask me, it’s probably not legit. He goes on and faxes me the documents and I’m almost 100% sure it’s fake, but I do my research anyway, just for my dad.

A couple things that were good hints on the scam was:

  • Variable salary given in the form of weekly instead of montly or annually ($900-2500 per week)
  • Work at home
  • Bank was located in Latvia

I had no idea even where Latvia is.

Anyway, there were a couple email addresses scattered throughout the email/application:
manager@open-financial-ltd.info
manager@international-escrow.info
nicos@open-financial-ltd.com

A quick whois on the 2 domains result in:

Domain ID:D14053311-LRMS
Domain Name:OPEN-FINANCIAL-LTD.INFO
Created On:12-Jul-2006 05:05:10 UTC
Last Updated On:10-Sep-2006 20:32:15 UTC
Expiration Date:12-Jul-2007 05:05:10 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:eNom 401, Inc. (R146-LRMS)
Status:OK
Registrant ID:RM13765-BR
Registrant Name:Rustam Mindubaev
Registrant Organization:Mindubaev Rustam
Registrant Street1:Chetaeva, 28, 11
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Kazan
Registrant State/Province:RU
Registrant Postal Code:614566
Registrant Country:RU
Registrant Phone:+79.29051839905
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email:nicos@open-financial-ltd.com
Admin ID:RM13765-BR
Admin Name:Rustam Mindubaev
Admin Organization:Mindubaev Rustam
Admin Street1:Chetaeva, 28, 11
Admin Street2:
Admin Street3:
Admin City:Kazan
Admin State/Province:RU
Admin Postal Code:614566
Admin Country:RU
Admin Phone:+79.29051839905
Admin Phone Ext.:
Admin FAX:
Admin FAX Ext.:
Admin Email:nicos@open-financial-ltd.com
Billing ID:C4647264-LRMS
Billing Name:Eugene Magdesiev
Billing Organization:JSL Technologies
Billing Street1:Dubosekovskaya st. 5/6, office 350
Billing Street2:
Billing Street3:
Billing City:Moscow
Billing State/Province:Moscow
Billing Postal Code:125080
Billing Country:RU
Billing Phone:+7.0957300183
Billing Phone Ext.:
Billing FAX:
Billing FAX Ext.:
Billing Email:info@webrider.ru
Tech ID:C4647264-LRMS
Tech Name:Eugene Magdesiev
Tech Organization:JSL Technologies
Tech Street1:Dubosekovskaya st. 5/6, office 350
Tech Street2:
Tech Street3:
Tech City:Moscow
Tech State/Province:Moscow
Tech Postal Code:125080
Tech Country:RU
Tech Phone:+7.0957300183
Tech Phone Ext.:
Tech FAX:
Tech FAX Ext.:
Tech Email:info@webrider.ru
Name Server:NS1.JINO.RU
Name Server:NS2.JINO.RU


Domain ID:D10189040-LRMS
Domain Name:INTERNATIONAL-ESCROW.INFO
Created On:07-May-2005 18:11:24 UTC
Last Updated On:16-Apr-2006 23:18:58 UTC
Expiration Date:07-May-2007 18:11:24 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:Go Daddy Software Inc (R171-LRMS)
Status:CLIENT DELETE PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT RENEW PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT UPDATE PROHIBITED
Registrant ID:C9876238-LRMS
Registrant Name:Dexter Martindale
Registrant Organization:Drawbridge
Registrant Street1:PO Box 1222
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Wailuku
Registrant State/Province:Hawaii
Registrant Postal Code:96793-6222
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.8082680699
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email:dm@drawbridge.us
Admin ID:C9876240-LRMS
Admin Name:Dexter Martindale
Admin Organization:Drawbridge
Admin Street1:PO Box 1222
Admin Street2:
Admin Street3:
Admin City:Wailuku
Admin State/Province:Hawaii
Admin Postal Code:96793-6222
Admin Country:US
Admin Phone:+1.8082680699
Admin Phone Ext.:
Admin FAX:
Admin FAX Ext.:
Admin Email:dm@drawbridge.us
Billing ID:C9876241-LRMS
Billing Name:Dexter Martindale
Billing Organization:Drawbridge
Billing Street1:PO Box 1222
Billing Street2:
Billing Street3:
Billing City:Wailuku
Billing State/Province:Hawaii
Billing Postal Code:96793-6222
Billing Country:US
Billing Phone:+1.8082680699
Billing Phone Ext.:
Billing FAX:
Billing FAX Ext.:
Billing Email:dm@drawbridge.us
Tech ID:C9876239-LRMS
Tech Name:Dexter Martindale
Tech Organization:Drawbridge
Tech Street1:PO Box 1222
Tech Street2:
Tech Street3:
Tech City:Wailuku
Tech State/Province:Hawaii
Tech Postal Code:96793-6222
Tech Country:US
Tech Phone:+1.8082680699
Tech Phone Ext.:
Tech FAX:
Tech FAX Ext.:
Tech Email:dm@drawbridge.us
Name Server:PARK3.SECURESERVER.NET
Name Server:PARK4.SECURESERVER.NET


Domain Name: OPEN-FINANCIAL-LTD.COM
Registrar: BULKREGISTER, LLC.
Whois Server: whois.bulkregister.com
Referral URL: http://www.bulkregister.com
Name Server: NS2.JINO.RU
Name Server: NS1.JINO.RU
Status: ACTIVE
EPP Status: ok
Updated Date: 22-Jun-2006
Creation Date: 22-Jun-2006
Expiration Date: 22-Jun-2007

>>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:03:32 EDT < <<

Mindubaev Rustam
Gogolja, 65, 2
Kazan\\’, RU 420111
RU

Domain Name: OPEN-FINANCIAL-LTD.COM

Administrative Contact:
Rustam Mindubaev admin@rehabilitation-center.net
Mindubaev Rustam
Gogolja, 65, 2
Kazan\’, RU 420111
RU
Phone: +79.29051839905
Fax: +.
Technical Contact:
Eugene Magdesiev info@jino.ru
JSL Technologies
Dubosekovskaya st. 5/6, office 350
Moscow, Moscow 125080
RU
Phone: +7 495 7300183
Fax:
Billing Contact:
Eugene Magdesiev info@jino.ru
JSL Technologies
Dubosekovskaya st. 5/6, office 350
Moscow, Moscow 125080
RU
Phone: +7 495 7300183
Fax:

Record updated on 2006-06-22 20:32:46
Record created on 2006-06-22
Record expires on 2007-06-22
Database last updated on 2006-09-15 19:36:05 EST

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.JINO.RU
NS2.JINO.RU

TransferGuard LOCK Status => ENABLED

http://www.open-financial-ltd.com/ and http://www.open-financial-ltd.info/ both point to a bank like page which only purpose is to offer jobs.

What’s worse is that http://www.international-escrow.info/ is just a random page holder by GoDaddy.

Anyway, I call back and tell him this is indeed a fake, a scam and he actually questions my judgement! He goes from what he read on that website, this was a legit bank in Latvia which is a branch under some Switzerland bank. I ask him where he read it and he tells off their website. I’m like OH MY GOD! Sigh… He then questions what reason would there be for someone to randomly offer jobs. I go, identity theft and then everything clicked for him.

What’s interesting about this scam is it appears they found his information on Monster.com.

Why the title? Well, when I was talking to my dad on the phone, my Roomba Scheduler got activated and when it came to my area, it noticed it’s butt (container) was missing, so it was zooming along sucking up dust and just shooting it straight back out where it’s butt is suppose to be. Apparently, the last time I emptied its butt, I must’ve not snapped it back in correctly and it hit something along the way and his butt was just lying in the middle of my dining room.

902kB/s

Just wanted to show you what my new modem has helped me achieved: 902kB/s download!!! That’s almost 1MB/sec.

I also got to watch the new Detective Conan – Movie 10 – The Private Eye’s Requiem tonight. Here’s a cute clip of Eri and her cat. It seems like Detective Conan – Movie 11 is already in the works and will be released in 2007. They didn’t mention which quarter though.

How is this fast speed and me getting to watch Detective Conan tonight related? *whistles*

New Speeds!

So Newegg’s been having networking gear on sale recently and I picked up:

D-Link DCM-202 Cable Modem
NETGEAR GS608 8-Port Gigabit Switch

There were a couple reasons why I decided to pick these up.

First of all, they were on sale. The NETGEAR Gigabit Switch featured jumbo frames and I wanted to see if I could get better speeds with my gigabit setup. Apparently not much. I was able to hit over 25% network utilization with the new switch, which leads me once again to believe it’s my RAID5 configuration causing the slowdown. I do however now have 7 gigabit ports instead of just 4 (1’s taken by the cross over connection to the router).

The reason I picked up a cable modem was I’ve been getting pretty crappy speeds with Comcast. I have a 8Mbps service which I pay $35/mo, but I usually get ~4Mbps. At first I thought it was my location, but after moving to my new house, it was still the same speed. I decided to get a new cable modem for 2 reasons: to see if it’s really the modem’s fault for the slow speed and to not pay the monthly modem lease fee of $3.95/month or something like that. Even if the speeds didn’t get any better, the modem would’ve paid for itself in 9 months.

Anyway, after calling customer support and switching my account over to the new modem’s MAC address, I did a speed test at Broadband Reports. Guess what! Instead of reporting 4xxx kbps down and 4xx kbps up, I’m got 7548 kbps down and 693 kbps up. So my modem was the culprit! I’m going to return this piece of crap RCA modem that Comcast gave me back to them later this week.

new gigabit switch and new cable modem

So Esca tried to help me with my Gigabit problem yesterday and made some suggestions. He first wanted to know if my switch supported jumbo frames, which is the reason I got the new Netgear switch. He had asked if I had enabled it on XP and if I recall correctly, Windows automatically detects what’s the best MTU (Maximum Transmission Unit) size to use. I’ve been blaming the slowness due to disk writes and RAID5 is notoriously slow for writing, but he suggested I try to grab some files over FTP and save into /dev/null. I went about this through cygwin as my Linux box doesn’t have a Gigabit adapter and was getting 26MB/s. I grabbed it several times hoping that the file would be cached.

Anyway, I ended up changing the MTU in the registry, rebooted my machines, and did a FTP transfer before starting any internet apps. I hit a sustained 33MB/s. Guess I’m happy now. Setting a MTU size was rather easy. Just open your registry and add a DWORD to HKLM\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\Tcpip\Parameters named MTU and set it to 9000 (decimal), 9000 being the packet size you want to use with Gigabit ethernet.

iTunes 7

Apple just released a whole slew of new stuff. Have you seen the new iPod nano (now in 5 colors and with 24hr of battery life) or the new iPod shuffle (which no longer resembles a pack of gum; it’s basically just a clip!). They’re even coming out with iTV (suppose to be released Q1 2007) and this will compete directly with Microsoft’s Media Center.

Anyway, they also have a new iTunes and it’s actually a pretty nice upgrade. I believe they reimplemented their searching/indexing algorithm, and now searching songs is a lot faster. They finally broke up the library into Music, Movies, TV Shows, Podcasts, Audiobooks, and Radio, instead of lumping everything into your main Library. They also have new views of how to see your music (with album cover along side).

The iTMS (iTunes Music Store) also got revamped, though the free music section has moved away from the front page into the music subcategory (which once in awhile has a good song, like last week’s Sugarcult – Los Angeles). Still waiting for the music video.

Anyway, I was at work today and apparently iTunes won’t load through TS (Terminal Service) or you may call it RDP (Remote Desktop Protocol). It threw up an error box stating The iTunes application could not be opened. An unknown error occurred (0x666D743F). Apparently I’m not the only one: failed upgrade to 7.0 on windows xp

This apparently has to deal with the fact that iTunes now checks and verifies your soundcard and if it doesn’t like, it won’t load. I’m guessing this is to prevent cracking the DRM, but just a few hours after iTunes 7 was launched, a new edition of QTFairUse6 was released: QTFairUse6 2.3

There doesn’t seem to be a fix for this yet, but if anyone hears about a way to bypass this and get iTunes working on TS/RDP, please let me know. For now, I’ve been falling back to using WinAmp.


Random Crap:

September 11, 2001: What We Saw (from BitTorrent)

5 years ago today, we watched and filmed the attack on the WTC out of the window of home, 36 floors up and 600 years away from the North Tower. Releasing this tape was a difficult decision for us because of its emotional and personal nature, and the potential for misuse. We feel, however, that our unique perspective has an important historical value, and shows the horror of the day without soundtracks or hype often in other accounts. Please be respectful of the contents of this account and be aware some may find the scenes on this video very disturbing. Please share only in its entirety.

We chose Revver to distribute our video because of its artist-friendly licensing terms and support for the Creative Commons.

Bob and Bri
9/11/2006

Professor gives students the option of purchasing his lectures online (from /.) – Robert Schrag records Communication 250 classes and offers them to students online for $2.50. The professor in the Department of Communication sent his students an e-mail Sept. 7 notifying them that lectures from their 75-minute communication and technology class were available online for $2.50 each. The Web site allows students to “buy now” and hear the lecture, in an MP3 format, as often as they like. I’m actually in favor of this. This would force students to actually attend class, as the backup would require money out of their pockets. On the other hand, when you do really need it to review or because you missed class due to something else more important, you have the option to obtain it.

Drivers give helmeted cyclists less room?Motorists give greater leeway to cyclists who do not wear safety helmets, according to a study by a academic in Britain who was hit by traffic twice as he rode his bike to carry out his research.

Electric man electrocutedA Vietnamese man who once appeared on national television to demonstrate his ability to resist electric shocks has been electrocuted while repairing a generator, an official said Tuesday. Irony, just like Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter.

China paper suspends cartoonist for drawing Hu crying– A newspaper in southern China has suspended a cartoonist after he drew a weeping Chinese President Hu Jintao, a Hong Kong newspaper reported on Thursday. Sigh… You can’t draw cartoons of your political leader?

Dad breaks leg trying to cure phobiaIt seems a father’s plan to cure his daughter’s fear of heights fell short. Troy Stewart and his 10-year-old daughter were on their daily bike ride about 7:45 p.m. Monday when Stewart, 31, suggested they jump off a 15 foot bridge. Stewart held his daughter Meagan Stewart’s hand as they jumped off the bridge into the Intracoastal Waterway, authorities said. Reminds me of that saying, where you listen to everything I tell you to do. If I ask you to jump of a bridge, will you do it? In this case, literally, YES.

ATM reprogrammed to deliver more cashSurveillance footage shows a man walking into the gas station at 6:17 p.m. on Aug. 19, swiping an ATM card and punching in a series of numbers, breaking the machine’s security code. The automated teller machine was reprogrammed to disburse $20 bills but record it was a $5 debit to his account, Virginia Beach Police spokeswoman Rene Ball said.

All charges dropped in penis pump caseShe explained earlier that her client was embarrassed to explain the object to the security guard in front of his mother, who was traveling with him — so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he had said “bomb,” O’Neill-Burke said. The attorney added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office. She said she recently learned Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing “p” and “b” sounds. So DeadLock was close when he said he thought he said ‘bong’, but turns out he meant to say pump, and when p’s can sound like b’s, you can see how pump = bumb = bomb.

Callous cabbies force roadside birth in ChinaA Chinese woman was forced to give birth on a roadside earlier this month after a dozen taxi drivers refused to take her to a hospital just 300 metres away, local media reported on Wednesday. … But when Wang went into labour and started moaning, the driver stopped the car at a traffic light and dragged the husband out, shouting “Don’t deliver the baby in my car, or I’ll have very bad luck throughout the year!”. “Wang had to crouch on the roadside under the scorching sun and the husband tried to hail another taxi, but none of the 11 passing by stopped,” the report said. Such a sad story… They would rather be superstitious than to easily aid someone in the need of help or as the Chinese say: 見死不救

Colombia gang wives call sex strike against crimeThey are calling it the “crossed legs” strike. I was just watching the new Comedy Central: Stand-Up podcast and this guy comes and says:

Chris Porter:

Ladies, you control the world.
You do. You can do whatever you want to with this planet.
If you want to lower gas prices, that’s up to you.
Seriously, you just got to start having sex with guys that ride the bus.
Follow me.
Nobody rides the bus now unless they have to. Why is that?
Cause nobody has sex with the bus rider, that’s why.
Can’t get laid riding the bus. Can’t even get laid in a car that gets good gas mileage.
No one’s having sex with the guy in a Neon, you know?
Drive around in your Cavaliers. See what kind of tail you pick up in that wagon.
What do girls like? Girls like SUVs, Hummers, Escalades, ???
If you’re getting better than 18 miles a gallon, and nobody’s having sex with you, that’s the problem.
If girls would start having sex with guys who ride the bus, we’d all start riding the bus.
And if we’re all riding the bus, we’re all riding in one car.
And if we’re all riding in one car, we’re using less gas.
By the law of supply and demand, if we’re using less, the price goes down.
So ladies, next time you’re at the pump, paying $3.20 a gallon, remember, it’s your *BEEP*ing fault.

Speaking of which, if anyone is watching the Comedy Central: Stand-Up podcasts, on 8/31/2006’s Comedy Central Live at Gotham: Kristen Schaal, when she speaks in Mandarin, what the heck is she saying? I could make out probably the 1st 2 words: 想你 FAN POIN KAI? (Mandarin for just kidding?!?!)

Slo-Mo Home Depot (from Hedonistica) – another great plan by Improv Everywhere, where they first go in slow motion, then normal again, and then FREEZE!

Panda sneeze shocker (from Hedonistica) – 親パンダが子パンダの 「くしゃみ」で驚く映 像. A baby panda sneezes and scares the bejesus (for some reason I always thought that was spelled bejeesus) out of the mom (or is the dad?). Very cute though.

Xinhua issues Measures for Administering the Release of News and Information in China by Foreign News Agencies (from /.) –

The Measures state that news and information released in China by foreign news agencies shall not contain any of the following that serves to:

  • violate the basic principles enshrined in the Constitution of the People’s Republic of China;
  • undermine China’s national unity, sovereignty and territorial integrity;
  • endanger China’s national security, reputation and interests;
  • violate China’s religious policies or preach evil cults or superstition;
  • incite hatred and discrimination among ethnic groups, undermine their unity, infringe upon their customs and habits, or hurt their feelings;
  • spread false information, disrupt China’s economic and social order, or undermine China’s social stability;
  • propagate obscenity and violence, or abet crimes;
  • humiliate or slander another person, or infringe upon the legitimate rights and interests of another person;
  • undermine social ethics or the fine cultural traditions of the Chinese nation;
  • include other content banned by Chinese laws and administrative regulations.

Sigh… That last line basically gives them full control of the media (not like they don’t already), but now they’re coming out and explicitly stating so.

The Best Time to Buy Everything (from Derek) – very interesting/informative article telling you when the best time to buy things are, ranging from airline tickets to clothing to cars to electronics: AT 50 CENTS a roll — instead of the regular retail price of $4 — buying wrapping paper after New Year’s is an easy way to save. The same holds true for buying half-price inflatable pool loungers and patio furniture after Labor Day weekend. In fact, bargain lovers know that there’s a smart time to buy just about anything. For example, those looking for a great deal on a car should shop on weekday mornings in September. Groceries are cheapest on Sunday evenings. We talked to the experts, and found the best time to buy everything from wine to wedding dresses.

Random Crap

Got this hilarious breaking news story (from MS newsgroup):

NEW YORK – A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. “Al-gebra is a problem for us,” Gonzales said. “They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they have some common factors and we believe we have found a common denominator”

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.”

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

Allergic To Sperm (from Tera) – Question 1: Almost every time my boyfriend and I have sex (we are monogamous), I get a vaginal infection about a day later with itching, discharge, and some pain. Could I be allergic to his sperm? / Question 2: I am in a committed relationship with my girlfriend. Recently, whenever I ejaculate during sex, she experiences irritation and burning in her vagina. Use of a condom prevents this but she is allergic to them too.

Hoe Down (from MS newsgroup) – how fast did the tractor have to be traveling to actually drive the hoe that deep into the bridge?

Addicted to YouTube – video wasn’t too interesting, but was very cute. I always imagined and dreamed about my stuff animals moved around when I’m not looking. Be right back, gotta go get my Pikachu.

Crazy Indian Music Video (from MS newsgroup) – pretty funky dancing in this music video. Apparently the male lead singer is often called India’s Michael Jackson.

One-Letter Ticker Symbols on NYSE – this started off when Jeremy and I saw that Nabisco/Kraft had a cracker called Cheese Nips. I was then wondering who made Cheese Its (apparently spelled Cheez It). Turns out it was Kellogg/Keebler and while looking on Kellogg’s wikipedia page, I noticed its ticker symbol was K. I was curious what the other one letter ticker symbols on NYSE was. The only other one I knew was T = AT&T. After find this page, we went down the list. We saw some letters have been decommissioned while there were 2 that were currently reserved. Reading more, it turns out that they are holding it for 2 different companies to move over from the NASDAQ: The Chairman of the New York Stock Exchange has publicly said that he is holding the symbols “M” and “I” for two companies he hopes to convince to switch from Nasdaq to the NYSE — Microsoft and Intel.

Barats and Bereta: Auto Insurance (from DeadLock) – a hilarious reenactment of why males and under 25 have such high insurance premiums.

Blind man sentenced for dangerous drivingA blind man who was convicted of dangerous driving after he admitted being behind the wheel of a car that touched 35 mph was given a three-month suspended sentence on Monday.

一次性用品 (one time use)

I first saw this article: Chinese furious at star’s toilet humor and it got me searching for the video. There were tons of blogs and photos, but no one seemed to link to the video itself. I did happen to find random clips of the show online, but nothing regarding the toilet bashing.

From the article:

Jessey Meng, who made a name for herself as an actress and a television presenter in China, joked about mainlanders’ toilet habits to a chorus of laughter from fellow guests on the show “Red Storm” last week.

“Many mainland toilets don’t have doors and even when they do, most people don’t even shut the door!” Meng said.

She regaled the host with a story about a toilet in a Chinese city where she had seen “hundreds of pale bottoms all lined up in a row.”

Equipped with just the English name of the actress and the show, I went on to find the Chinese counterpart:
Jessey Meng: 孟廣美 (孟广美)
Red Storm: 紅色風暴 (红色风暴)

As I mentioned before, I was unable to find the video anywhere, until I landed on a bittorrent file from YYTv0. There were split into 2 parts (apparently this talk show was broadcasted on sepearted days). After downloading the first part and watching it all the way through, I didn’t find the part where she bashes China’s toilet. Although I was disappointed, I did see a hilarious clip:

A Time Sex Thing (Is Work Safe, but requires understanding of Mandarin)

They have a Chinese phrase and were told to translate it. Before this, it was giving the real definition for uncommon Chinese sayings. So when they were asked to translate 一次性用品 (which refers to paper plates and plastic forks), I thought it was going to be something like one time use. Turns out they were going for the funnier aspect with the direct/literal translation:

一次: One Time/A Time
性: Sex/Gender
用品: Goods/Things

which ended up with: A Time Sex Thing

Jessey goes on and asks if she got this from the internet, but it was actually a photo submitted by a viewer from a supermarket. Jessey then tells her about her experience when she was somewhere in China and someone was selling dry goods. In Chinese, dry goods is called 乾貨, however, being in China, they use simplifed: 干货

Here’s what makes this funny, the simplified version 干 has 2 traditional counterparts: 乾 (dry) and 幹 (do).

Just like Engish, do can refer to multiple meanings including to kill and to have sex with (to f***).

So, underneath the Chinese writing, it said: F*** Goods

The chubby Chinese guy was hilarious mentioning One Night Stand (which was actually pretty pretty close to the real answer) and converted 乾貨 to 跟貨 or 跟者我的貨 (follow me goods).

Now back to the original topic, I downloaded part 2 of this talk show and finally found the clip that had Jessey bashing the toilets in China:

Red Storm – Jessey Meng – Toilet

I honestly didn’t think even think the insults made were that mean. It was funny, I’d agree. I mean she was talking about back then too, although she did say that currently if you walk into a ladies rest room, there are still 2 or 3 out of 10 stalls where people don’t bother closing the stall doors, but this was obviously made out as a joke. I mean even the government has to tell their own citizens who are travelling abroad not to not spit or litter in public areas to give foreigners a better impression of them since it’s sow common in their own country: Guidebook spells out etiquette for tourists. Also an article regarding why foreign counties don’t particularily lke travelers from Mainland China: Chinese travelers’ bad manners earn a chilly reception

If you want to watch the entire video, you can do so here: Red Storm – Jessey Meng, although it is ~200MB and if you’re watching it in your browser, it may take some time to start.


Random Crap:

Xerox reveals transient documents (from /.) – This offers the prospect of reusable paper in the sense that the content is automatically erased after a period of time, ready for fresh printing. Inspired by the fact that many print outs have a life-span of a few hours (think of the emails you may print out just to read, or the content you proof read on the train journey back home), the specially prepared paper will preserve its content for up to 16 hours. Someone brought up an interesting point in regards to contracts with disappearing ink.

Motorist jailed for blowing up speed cameraCraig Moore, 28, took his revenge on the camera, which had flashed him in the Hyde area of Manchester, in August 2005. Although the camera itself was badly damaged, images of him speeding and returning to destroy the evidence were stored in recording equipment in its unscathed base. I don’t remember if I posted this article before, but if I did, this one now has the picture of the blown up camera.

Michael Paulus :: Skeletal Systems (from Cari) – A character study of 22 present and past cartoon characters. A pretty interesting yet creepy site showing familiar characters such as Hello Kitty, Pikachu, Charlie Brown, Power Puff Girls, etc and what their skeletal structure would be like. (for a moment there, I forgot what PPG were called, and I searched for Bubble Girls; DO NOT SEARCH FOR BUBBLE GIRLS!)

What the Bagel Man SawHe had also — quite without meaning to — designed a beautiful economic experiment. By measuring the money collected against the bagels taken, he could tell, down to the penny, just how honest his customers were. Did they steal from him? If so, what were the characteristics of a company that stole versus a company that did not? Under what circumstances did people tend to steal more, or less?

Apparently Berkeley now has a class called Basic Study of Magical Creatures 101 (from Esca)

N.Y. woman wins $1 million lottery againA woman who won $1 million from a state lottery game four years ago has improbably hit the jackpot again. … A lottery spokeswoman verified Wilson was a Cool Million winner in 2002, but declined to confirm her latest win until a planned news conference. There have been only two previous repeat million-dollar-plus winners in the lottery’s history, according to the state. This really got me thinking about playing the lottery…

Auto-eroticism undoes driverA Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Mass hysteria in children after snake killedDozens of children have fainted, apparently because of mass hysteria, after school authorities in Nepal killed a snake, considered as sacred by many Hindus, witnesses said on Thursday. At least 67 students, aged between nine and 16 years, have had fainting fits since Tuesday in the mainly Hindu country, they said. As FuzzyWuzzy says, “Where’s Samuel L Jackson to yell. IT’S SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Mozy Remote Backup

Mozy Remote Backup – I first saw this ad on Ars Technica and decided to give it a test run.

First of all, let me try to explain to you what Mozy is (not sure if that’s pronounced like Moz-zy or Moe-zy). It’s a online backup service. What piqued my interest initially was they were giving accounts with 2GB of free space and so I did some more research. Indeed it is completely free, to let you get a taste of the service I guess. 2GB is plenty if all you’re going to do is backup documents and stuff.

After signing up, you download their software which installs a service and you can now configure what to backup. By default, it’ll select all your personal locations (i.e. My Documents and Desktop) and upload documents, photos, music, video, financial data, etc. I was shocked it even found my Quicken data files.

Next thing is privacy. By default, you can use Mozy’s 448bit encryption key to encrypt your data, but you can also provide your own key if you don’t trust them.

Finally, it’s setting when you want the back ups to occur. You can either set a time to run daily/weekly, or tell it to run when your computer is idling.

Here’s some reviews of the service:
PC Magazine
TechCrunch
enginerd

Since my home computer recently died and no one’s technical enough to fix it, my dad needed a new place for his backups. I decided to sign my dad up for this service at which point I noticed it asked for a referral id. I decided to input my own and it turns out it gives both people an additional 256MB to their account (4 referrals for 1 true GB), which I thought was pretty nice.

If you’re planning to sign up for this service, feel free to sign up under me to give me more space:
https://mozy.com/?code=9A22KF
Referral ID: 9A22KF

One thing to note is that files that aren’t in the current backup set will be deleted in 30 days. So in other words, if you don’t run your backup in 30 days, it’ll be automatically deleted.

One thing I did find extremely annoying (probably won’t affect 99% of you out there) is the fact that the client has to be ran as an administrator. Since my default account is a non-admin, when I ran the client software as an administrator, it detected the wrong personal folders (it found the admin’s personal folders instead of mine). If I ran it as myself, I get a MozyClientError6:

Mozy Client Error

Code: MozyClientError6

Problem:
You haven’t configured your backup client, so there is nothing to back up.

Solution:
Right click on the Mozy in your tray icon and select ‘Configure’ and select some files for Mozy to back up. Visit http://mozy.com/support/manual for the instruction manual on how to set your Mozy up.

which probably meant the configuration/settings I made weren’t able to be saved, which probably means the settings are somewhere in Program Files or somewhere I don’t have write access to. I guess if I wanted to, I can set it up on my admin account once and the settings will then be preserved.

I also forgot to note, that you can only install the client on 2 machines, but if you really wanted more, you’d probably just create additional accounts.