Mario Brothers

So while I was going through my archive of videos and animations and happened to find my Mario Brothers flash series, which prompted me to search to see if the final chapter has been released. I didn’t exactly know where to start looking for it again, since it has been awhile. So the only place to look was in my old blog. After following a series of links, I found the artist’s new homepage: Alexander Leon’s Official Mario Brothers Flash series Webpage. But chapter 5 seems to be still left dangling in the air. Last update on this was on 3/10/05 as seen from his homepage. Newgrounds has an article about part 5 back in October ’04. I wonder if it’ll ever be released…

Flash series started off really fun, especially the soundtracks they decided to use. The major battle music were taken from Requiem for a Dream.

Wonder if Part 5 will ever be completed. Enjoy!

Outsourcing the Presidency

Got this parody article from Mechy:

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of the end of the fiscal year. The move is being made to save the President’s $400,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years.

“We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be significant,” stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). Reynolds, with the aid of the Government Accounting Office, has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. “We cannot expect to remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay,” Reynolds noted.

Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination.

Preparations for the job move have been underway for sometime. Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be assuming the office of President as soon as possible. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage or other benefits.

It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few offices of the US Government will be open. “Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center,” stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. “I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President someday.”

A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem because Bush was not familiar with the issues either. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at all.

“We know these scripting tools work,” stated the spokesperson. “President Bush has used them successfully for years.” Mr. Singh may have problems with the Texas drawl, but lately Bush has abandoned the “down home” persona in his effort to appear intelligent and on top of the Katrina situation.

Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 a week unemployment for 13 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.

Mr. Bush has been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to limited practical work experience. A Greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush’s extensive experience shaking hands.

Another possibility is Bush’s reenlistment in the Texas Air National Guard. His prior records are conspicuously vague but should he choose this option, he would likely be stationed in Waco, TX for a month, before being sent to Iraq, a country he has visited. “I’ve been there, I know all about Iraq,” stated Mr. Bush, who gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the Baghdad Airport’s terminal and gift shop.

Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr. Bush would receive a warm reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided with details of his arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate welcome.

2 Light Sabers vs 1

Ryan vs Dorkman (from RayAlome) – a pretty interesting light saber fight and an interesting ending that I didn’t really expect.

Although my next thought had nothing to do with the above video besides the fact it’s about light sabers, it got me thinking on what the reasoning was for not using 2 light sabers, but 1 instead. As demonstrated in Art of the Saber and other Star Wars film, there have been countless battles where 2 light sabers were used against 1.

In real sword fights, 2 swords usually meaning lighter swords and faster movement. 1 sword that requires both hands usually means heavy and strength. However, clearly light sabers are well, light and it doesn’t seem for those who use it with both hands are easily overpowering their opponents. So my question remains, why would you ever want to only use 1 light saber?


Random Crap:

More Frank Caliendo impressions (Jerry Seinfield, Robert De Niro, Chris Rock and more) (from RayAlome) – Hilarious and awesome impressions. You can watch a longer version on his website: FrankCaliendo.com (direct download). Here’s another video clip on thatvideosite.com: Frank Caliendo on Letterman.

“Monster rabbit” targets vegetable patchIt sounds like a job for Wallace and Gromit. A “monster” rabbit has apparently been rampaging through vegetable patches in a small village in northern England, ripping up leeks, munching turnips and infuriating local gardeners. In an uncanny resemblance to the plot of the hit animated film “Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit,” angry horticulturists in Felton, near Newcastle, have now mounted an armed guard to protect their prized cabbages and parsnips. “They call it the monster. It’s very big — it’s nearly the size of a dog,” said Joan Smith, whose son Jeff owns one of the plots under attack. See an actual picture of the giant hare (from Cari).

MsticAzn was asking what sites other that YouSendIt allows for one to upload large files, but not have the limit restrictions. I had suggested RapidShare and MegaUpload, but when searching for more. I happened to find this blog post: Crack Rapidshare, Megaupload Hacks, Unlimited Yousendit. The contents are quite useful, though I’m not sure if they all still work.

Celebrating the Queen’s 80th Birthday – 80 facts about The Queen – Apparently Queen Elizabeth of England is turning 80 and they posted a bunch of trivia knowledge on the British Monarchy homepage.

Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone BillA Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday. After a simple calculation, this equates to $81,391,875.75/second given that phone bills are also monthly in Malaysia. I mean even if you’re the most expensive sex hot lines 24/7, you wouldn’t get such ar large bill.

Rewind, please: Nature paper shows that cell division is reversibleCity–Gary J. Gorbsky, Ph.D., a scientist with the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation, has found a way to reverse the process of cell division. The discovery could have important implications for the treatment of cancer, birth defects and numerous other diseases and disorders. Gorbsky’s findings appear in the April 13 issue of the journal Nature. It also sounds like the 1st step to immortality. See a video of it in action.

Boy Sets Self on Fire in Alleged Gas TheftThe boy was taken to the hospital with second- and third-degree burns on his legs. Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire, Hague said.

Feds Pounce on Student Dressed As a NinjaRunning through the University of Georgia campus as a ninja can elicit a prompt response from authorities, a UGA sophomore learned. Federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus for a community training project, detained Jeremiah Ransom of Macon Tuesday as a “suspicious individual” when they spotted a masked figure darting near the Georgia Center.

nintendo to re-release entire ds library as “training games” – first boxarts inside (from Cari) – thread contains a bunch of parody works if games were renamed as training games, what would they be. Here’s a few examples: (do read the features on the box because they’re hilarious)

bipolar disorder training - super princess peach parodyterrorist training - bomberman parody

Police return $42,000 thrown out with trashA Japanese man wept for joy this week when he recovered 5 million yen ($42,210) in cash his wife had mistakenly thrown out with the household rubbish. The 35-year-old man had withdrawn the money from a bank account but, fearing it would be stolen, he hid it inside a refuse bag which he placed in a rubbish bin, Japanese media said. Why do people like hiding valuable things inside the trash can? I remember freshman year in college, someone lost their family ring because their roommate thought he’d be nice help empty his trash.

LASIK@Home (from MsticAzn) – A parody site selling a product which allows you to do LASIK eye surgery at home by yourself. Do check out their four easy steps.

The Insuperable Barrier Of Language (from Tera) – a hilarious Penny Arcade comic strip about gold farming and getting rid of the middle man.

The fish that hunts on landZoologists have found a remarkable fish that can wriggle from Africa’s tropical swamps to snaffle a snack on land. The eel catfish, Channallabes apus, catches unsuspecting victims by arching upwards and descending upon prey, trapping an insect against the ground before sucking it up. It performs this trick thanks to a bendy neck supported by specialized vertebrae, which allows it to hover over prey without needing fins or arms to hold up its head. Do check out the video.

Hoodwinked

The true story of Red Riding Hood. This movie basically took a 15 minute fairy tale and made it 80 minutes. The animation was a bit weak compared to Pixar and Dreamworks, but once you start getting into the storyline, you enjoy the little magic it brings out and the craziness when they turn the story inside out.

Official Site
IMDb: 6.8/10 (1,953 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: C+ / Yahoo! Users: B-
Rotten Tomatoes: RATING: ROTTEN / READING: 46%
Apple Trailer
Amazon.com DVD
Amazon.com Soundtrack

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25 Questions About Things We See Everyday

Got this trivia from MS Newsgroup: (Some questions modified so it’s more clear)

The average person only gets 7 correct.

This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks – it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think– it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 20?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.

Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER – NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk…

Then, before you pass this on to your friends, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct and put your initials next to that number. Forward to your friends and also back to the one who sent it to you.

LET’S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.
– If not, just have fun! Here we go!

  1. On a standard traffic light, is the green light on the top or bottom?
  2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don’t laugh, some people don’t know)
  3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty’s torch?
  4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell’s soup label?
  5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don’t have letters by them don’t have alphabets associated with it?
  6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don’t you dare get up to see!)
  7. How many matches are in a standard pack book?
  8. On the United States flag, is the top stripe red or white?
  9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
  10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
  11. Which way does a “no smoking” sign’s slash run?
  12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
  13. On which side of a women’s blouse are the buttons?
  14. Which way do fans rotate? (imagine the fan blowing toward you)
  15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
  16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
  17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
  18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
  19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who’s missing?
  20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
  21. On which playing card is the card maker’s trademark?
  22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord rod that adjusts the opening between the slats?
  23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
  24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
  25. Does a merry-go-round carousel turn counter or clockwise?

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Please check out the comments to some interesting things people were saying.

RoundCube

So I finally got around to setting up RoundCube Webmail Client. I first heard about it either on /. or Ars Technica. Where I heard about it doesn’t really matter, but I’ve got to say it’s loads better than SquirrelMail and The Horde Project. Do check out the RoundCube screenshots. For some reasons, their images load really slow. You can even try out their demo site.

So instead of killing the original https://webmail.krunk4ever.com, I just created another subdomain at http://mbox.krunk4ever.com. I’ll probably be slowly moving away from my Yahoo account onto this. I know I tried that awhile back, but I liked Yahoo because of the Webmail and interface provided. One thing I disliked was the fact it wouldn’t let me send emails from my domain without paying that premium. I know GMail allows something similar, but I don’t particularily like their folderless interface and there was also the barrier that I had to send a verification email for every new *@krunk4ever.com email I wanted to use. I also didn’t like the idea of Google holding all that information about me.

I know I had tried awhile back to use a *@krunk4ever.com email as my main email address, but as you know, I gave up fairly quickly and then sent a email to everyone (or hopefully everyone) telling them I switched back to my Yahoo! email address. But now, I’m willing to give it another shot. Expect a email shortly from me telling you my address has changed.

Setting it up was rather simple. DreamHost didn’t have the one click install available, but the instructions were rather easy. Of course, after I finish setting up, I find this tutorial: Installing RoundCube on DreamHost. I also found this: HOW TO: Setup RoundCube Webmail on Your Server and Setting up Roundcube on Dreamhost which provided some extra insight.

One thing about DreamHost is that you don’t really get your own mail server. You share it with a bunch of people and your real email box is at m-1234567 on that mail server. *@krunk4ever.com just forwards to it. So to log into your account, the user name is m-1234567 with your email password. The username was obviously hard to remember, so I went searching around, and it turns out you can set aliases. You can either do this during the account setup (if you’re manually creating accounts through mysql), or you can edit your database and add an alias afterwards. If you set a default host, the user can log on and have his account setup first, and then you can add in the alias later, which becomes mighty useful. Too bad they don’t provide an admin interface to do this type of work.

Fearless (霍元甲)

Saw this movie earlier last week. You can watch the trailer by clicking on the Official Site link below and then Media > Trailers. The movie I thought was only decent. The storyline was cliché where a kung fu expert only learns that being winning is not always the greatest, and sometimes losing is the ultimate move. The martial arts was also a bit weak, but I guess that was trying to show 霍元甲 (Huo Yuan Jia) was more human-like, then the normally invincible Jet Li.

Official Site
Yahoo! Movies
LoveHKFilm
MonkeyPeaches
Amazon.com DVD

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FullMetal Alchemist – Children

Found this 3 minute video on Tokyotosho: FullMetal Alchemist – Children

The video has (I believe) Portugese subtitles, but it doesn’t really matter. There’s really only like 3 lines in the who clip and it’s all near the end. DO WATCH THE VIDEO BEFORE READING ON, BECAUSE IT’LL SPOIL THE VIDEO FOR YOU.

You are greeted with tiny Edward, Alphonse, and Winry. They are trying to find some place, and on their little journey we get to see young Mustang and his crew, and even Hughes. The crew of 3 get lost and bump into a mean dog. Hughes is also a police officer in this clip and provides directions for them. Along them way, you can see a poster for the FMA movie and then you see the kids try to perform alchemy on top of a man hole lid.

When they finally reach their destination. You can see the old Edward with his robotic arm looking at a picture of him and Alphonse. The kids in the back ground are yelling お爺ちゃん (Ojiichan – Grandpa) and wishing him happy birthday (お誕生日おめでとう). So in other words, tiny Edward, Alphonse, and Winry aren’t really Edward, Alphonse, and Winry, but Edward’s grandchildren instead.

The final words that appear on the screen are:

エドワードエルリック、2005年で100歳荷になる。
この世界のどこかで…

which translates to:

Edward Elric turns 100 in 2005.
Somewhere in this world…

He didn’t really look that old though…

Surprise Visit

I got a surprise visit from Belldandy and spent most of the time chatting about his recent trip to Japan with HKenshin and Kira over sushi/sashimi and green tea. Thank you Xyon for recommending me Fuji Sushi. It was totally out of the blue. At around 6:30pm, I get an IM from Belldandy asking me if I had any plans tonight. Of course everyone could’ve guessed what followed afterwards. Turns out he’s up here in Seattle doing a project with Amazon.com and he’s leaving tomorrow evening.

The stories he had were awesome, but we can wait for those on his blog along with his 8MP pictures taken with his Canon EOS 20D.

Afterwards, we went back to his hotel and continue our chatting since we havent seen each other since graduation. I was trying to think of any coffee or cafe place open after 10pm, basically a cozy place one can sit down and chat, but I couldn’t think of any such place in Seattle.

香港典型既情侶對話

香港典型既情侶對話 (from RobTrust)

:今晚妳想食乜野?
:是旦啦!!你話事
:食壽司好唔好?
:天寒地凍仲食D凍冰冰野...
:咁去打邊爐啦,天氣咁凍,打邊燼就最正
:我前兩日先打過,成日打好熱氣...
:咁去食泰國野或者韓國燒烤好唔好??
:都話左熱氣啦,仲要我食呢D野,你有冇心聽我講野架...
:咁去POKKA好唔好??o個度D SET DINNER都幾好食(開始有D無奈)
:POKKA好多人,唔想排隊
:咁去”鋸排”好唔好??
:唔想食咁多肉,好肥架..
:冇人叫妳食晒件”排”,或者妳叫碟意粉又或者其他野都得架
:咁咪即係叫我睇住你”鋸排”,我唔食你都唔準食...
:咁食台灣野好唔好?(有D火)
:台灣野好多油,好肥架(撒嬌狀)
:咁去食粥啦(已經開始”發悔氣”)
:天氣咁凍,食粥唔飽肚
:麥記”定” 家鄉雞...行啦(江良才盡”發悔氣”,明顯已經唔想諗)
:都話熱氣落..(委屈狀)
:咁不如妳話事啦,我唔想諗啦...
:我就係諗唔到食乜先叫你話事,你比D主見得唔得(發脾氣)
:唔係話熱氣,就話肥,我真係諗唔到仲有乜可以食(爆發了)
:咁係熱氣、係肥”呀嗎”..我有講錯咩,自己諗唔到就亂發人脾氣(惡人先告狀)
:咁去”味千”食拉麵好唔好(死狗狀)
:唔..都好,我要食咖哩拉麵∕炸餃子
:………………..(又話熱氣?)
:仲要食雪糕
:………………..(又話天寒地凍仲食D凍冰冰野... ?)


Here’s the translations for those who don’t understand Cantonese dialect:

The Exemplar of Hong Kong Couples’ Conversation

Translator’s note:

  • In Chinese, “hot air” (熱氣) is a condition you get from eating too much hot, fried, or oily food. I’ll be replacing “hot air” with “unhealthy”, so the conversation flows.
  • 味千 or Aji is pronounced May Qeen in Cantonese, but it’s a Japanese ramen chain.
  • Thanks Cari for catching my translation mistake. For some reason, I saw 蛋糕. I thought something was wrong when I couldn’t figure out why cake was icy cold.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight?
Girl: I don’t care!! You decide
Guy: How ’bout sushi?
Girl: The weather’s too cold to eat something so icy cold…
Guy: Then let’s do hot pot, the weather’s so cold, doing hot pot would be the best
Girl: I did hot pot just two days ago, doing too much hot pot is bad for health
Guy: Then how ’bout Thai or Korean BBQ??
Girl: I already said I don’t want unhealthy, and you still want me to eat those food, are you even listening to me…
Guy: The let’s go to POKKA?? The Set Dinners there are pretty good (feeling a bit annoyed)
Girl: There’s too many people at POKKA, don’t want to wait in line
Guy: The how ’bout “steak”?
Girl: Don’t want to eat that much meat, too fattening..
Guy: Nobody says you have to eat the entire “steak”, or you can order a plate of pasta or other things
Girl: Then that’s just telling me to watch you eat “steak”, I don’t get to eat means you don’t get to eat…
Guy: How ’bout Taiwanese then? (feeling a bit angry)
Girl: Taiwanese food has too much oil, too fatenning (spoiled brat)
Guy: How ’bout congee then (feeling more anger)
Girl: The weather’s too cold, eating congee won’t fill my stomach
Guy: McDonald’s “or” Kentucky Fried Chicken… should be fine then (already too angry to think anymore)
Girl: Already said nothing unhealthy.. (not bending)
Guy: How ’bout you decide then, I don’t want to think anymore…
Girl: I only asked you because I couldn’t decide, can’t you give more choices (starts to throw fit)
Guy: If it’s not unhealthy, it’s fattening, I really can’t imagine what’s left (explodes)
Girl: Well it is unhealthy, and fat “right”.. Was I wrong, just because you can’t think of any place doesn’t mean you have to yell (trouble maker complains first)
Guy: How ’bout “Aji” for ramen then (random suggestion)
Girl: Hmmm.. sounds good, I want curry ramen/fried dumplings (gyozas)
Guy: ………………..(didn’t you say nothing unhealthy)
Girl: Afterwards, I’d want cake ice cream
Guy: ………………..(didn’t you say the weather’s too cold to eat icy cold things… ?)