Random Crap

Got this hilarious breaking news story (from MS newsgroup):

NEW YORK – A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. “Al-gebra is a problem for us,” Gonzales said. “They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they have some common factors and we believe we have found a common denominator”

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.”

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

Allergic To Sperm (from Tera) – Question 1: Almost every time my boyfriend and I have sex (we are monogamous), I get a vaginal infection about a day later with itching, discharge, and some pain. Could I be allergic to his sperm? / Question 2: I am in a committed relationship with my girlfriend. Recently, whenever I ejaculate during sex, she experiences irritation and burning in her vagina. Use of a condom prevents this but she is allergic to them too.

Hoe Down (from MS newsgroup) – how fast did the tractor have to be traveling to actually drive the hoe that deep into the bridge?

Addicted to YouTube – video wasn’t too interesting, but was very cute. I always imagined and dreamed about my stuff animals moved around when I’m not looking. Be right back, gotta go get my Pikachu.

Crazy Indian Music Video (from MS newsgroup) – pretty funky dancing in this music video. Apparently the male lead singer is often called India’s Michael Jackson.

One-Letter Ticker Symbols on NYSE – this started off when Jeremy and I saw that Nabisco/Kraft had a cracker called Cheese Nips. I was then wondering who made Cheese Its (apparently spelled Cheez It). Turns out it was Kellogg/Keebler and while looking on Kellogg’s wikipedia page, I noticed its ticker symbol was K. I was curious what the other one letter ticker symbols on NYSE was. The only other one I knew was T = AT&T. After find this page, we went down the list. We saw some letters have been decommissioned while there were 2 that were currently reserved. Reading more, it turns out that they are holding it for 2 different companies to move over from the NASDAQ: The Chairman of the New York Stock Exchange has publicly said that he is holding the symbols “M” and “I” for two companies he hopes to convince to switch from Nasdaq to the NYSE — Microsoft and Intel.

Barats and Bereta: Auto Insurance (from DeadLock) – a hilarious reenactment of why males and under 25 have such high insurance premiums.

Blind man sentenced for dangerous drivingA blind man who was convicted of dangerous driving after he admitted being behind the wheel of a car that touched 35 mph was given a three-month suspended sentence on Monday.

一次性用品 (one time use)

I first saw this article: Chinese furious at star’s toilet humor and it got me searching for the video. There were tons of blogs and photos, but no one seemed to link to the video itself. I did happen to find random clips of the show online, but nothing regarding the toilet bashing.

From the article:

Jessey Meng, who made a name for herself as an actress and a television presenter in China, joked about mainlanders’ toilet habits to a chorus of laughter from fellow guests on the show “Red Storm” last week.

“Many mainland toilets don’t have doors and even when they do, most people don’t even shut the door!” Meng said.

She regaled the host with a story about a toilet in a Chinese city where she had seen “hundreds of pale bottoms all lined up in a row.”

Equipped with just the English name of the actress and the show, I went on to find the Chinese counterpart:
Jessey Meng: 孟廣美 (孟广美)
Red Storm: 紅色風暴 (红色风暴)

As I mentioned before, I was unable to find the video anywhere, until I landed on a bittorrent file from YYTv0. There were split into 2 parts (apparently this talk show was broadcasted on sepearted days). After downloading the first part and watching it all the way through, I didn’t find the part where she bashes China’s toilet. Although I was disappointed, I did see a hilarious clip:

A Time Sex Thing (Is Work Safe, but requires understanding of Mandarin)

They have a Chinese phrase and were told to translate it. Before this, it was giving the real definition for uncommon Chinese sayings. So when they were asked to translate 一次性用品 (which refers to paper plates and plastic forks), I thought it was going to be something like one time use. Turns out they were going for the funnier aspect with the direct/literal translation:

一次: One Time/A Time
性: Sex/Gender
用品: Goods/Things

which ended up with: A Time Sex Thing

Jessey goes on and asks if she got this from the internet, but it was actually a photo submitted by a viewer from a supermarket. Jessey then tells her about her experience when she was somewhere in China and someone was selling dry goods. In Chinese, dry goods is called 乾貨, however, being in China, they use simplifed: 干货

Here’s what makes this funny, the simplified version 干 has 2 traditional counterparts: 乾 (dry) and 幹 (do).

Just like Engish, do can refer to multiple meanings including to kill and to have sex with (to f***).

So, underneath the Chinese writing, it said: F*** Goods

The chubby Chinese guy was hilarious mentioning One Night Stand (which was actually pretty pretty close to the real answer) and converted 乾貨 to 跟貨 or 跟者我的貨 (follow me goods).

Now back to the original topic, I downloaded part 2 of this talk show and finally found the clip that had Jessey bashing the toilets in China:

Red Storm – Jessey Meng – Toilet

I honestly didn’t think even think the insults made were that mean. It was funny, I’d agree. I mean she was talking about back then too, although she did say that currently if you walk into a ladies rest room, there are still 2 or 3 out of 10 stalls where people don’t bother closing the stall doors, but this was obviously made out as a joke. I mean even the government has to tell their own citizens who are travelling abroad not to not spit or litter in public areas to give foreigners a better impression of them since it’s sow common in their own country: Guidebook spells out etiquette for tourists. Also an article regarding why foreign counties don’t particularily lke travelers from Mainland China: Chinese travelers’ bad manners earn a chilly reception

If you want to watch the entire video, you can do so here: Red Storm – Jessey Meng, although it is ~200MB and if you’re watching it in your browser, it may take some time to start.


Random Crap:

Xerox reveals transient documents (from /.) – This offers the prospect of reusable paper in the sense that the content is automatically erased after a period of time, ready for fresh printing. Inspired by the fact that many print outs have a life-span of a few hours (think of the emails you may print out just to read, or the content you proof read on the train journey back home), the specially prepared paper will preserve its content for up to 16 hours. Someone brought up an interesting point in regards to contracts with disappearing ink.

Motorist jailed for blowing up speed cameraCraig Moore, 28, took his revenge on the camera, which had flashed him in the Hyde area of Manchester, in August 2005. Although the camera itself was badly damaged, images of him speeding and returning to destroy the evidence were stored in recording equipment in its unscathed base. I don’t remember if I posted this article before, but if I did, this one now has the picture of the blown up camera.

Michael Paulus :: Skeletal Systems (from Cari) – A character study of 22 present and past cartoon characters. A pretty interesting yet creepy site showing familiar characters such as Hello Kitty, Pikachu, Charlie Brown, Power Puff Girls, etc and what their skeletal structure would be like. (for a moment there, I forgot what PPG were called, and I searched for Bubble Girls; DO NOT SEARCH FOR BUBBLE GIRLS!)

What the Bagel Man SawHe had also — quite without meaning to — designed a beautiful economic experiment. By measuring the money collected against the bagels taken, he could tell, down to the penny, just how honest his customers were. Did they steal from him? If so, what were the characteristics of a company that stole versus a company that did not? Under what circumstances did people tend to steal more, or less?

Apparently Berkeley now has a class called Basic Study of Magical Creatures 101 (from Esca)

N.Y. woman wins $1 million lottery againA woman who won $1 million from a state lottery game four years ago has improbably hit the jackpot again. … A lottery spokeswoman verified Wilson was a Cool Million winner in 2002, but declined to confirm her latest win until a planned news conference. There have been only two previous repeat million-dollar-plus winners in the lottery’s history, according to the state. This really got me thinking about playing the lottery…

Auto-eroticism undoes driverA Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Mass hysteria in children after snake killedDozens of children have fainted, apparently because of mass hysteria, after school authorities in Nepal killed a snake, considered as sacred by many Hindus, witnesses said on Thursday. At least 67 students, aged between nine and 16 years, have had fainting fits since Tuesday in the mainly Hindu country, they said. As FuzzyWuzzy says, “Where’s Samuel L Jackson to yell. IT’S SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Mozy Remote Backup

Mozy Remote Backup – I first saw this ad on Ars Technica and decided to give it a test run.

First of all, let me try to explain to you what Mozy is (not sure if that’s pronounced like Moz-zy or Moe-zy). It’s a online backup service. What piqued my interest initially was they were giving accounts with 2GB of free space and so I did some more research. Indeed it is completely free, to let you get a taste of the service I guess. 2GB is plenty if all you’re going to do is backup documents and stuff.

After signing up, you download their software which installs a service and you can now configure what to backup. By default, it’ll select all your personal locations (i.e. My Documents and Desktop) and upload documents, photos, music, video, financial data, etc. I was shocked it even found my Quicken data files.

Next thing is privacy. By default, you can use Mozy’s 448bit encryption key to encrypt your data, but you can also provide your own key if you don’t trust them.

Finally, it’s setting when you want the back ups to occur. You can either set a time to run daily/weekly, or tell it to run when your computer is idling.

Here’s some reviews of the service:
PC Magazine
TechCrunch
enginerd

Since my home computer recently died and no one’s technical enough to fix it, my dad needed a new place for his backups. I decided to sign my dad up for this service at which point I noticed it asked for a referral id. I decided to input my own and it turns out it gives both people an additional 256MB to their account (4 referrals for 1 true GB), which I thought was pretty nice.

If you’re planning to sign up for this service, feel free to sign up under me to give me more space:
https://mozy.com/?code=9A22KF
Referral ID: 9A22KF

One thing to note is that files that aren’t in the current backup set will be deleted in 30 days. So in other words, if you don’t run your backup in 30 days, it’ll be automatically deleted.

One thing I did find extremely annoying (probably won’t affect 99% of you out there) is the fact that the client has to be ran as an administrator. Since my default account is a non-admin, when I ran the client software as an administrator, it detected the wrong personal folders (it found the admin’s personal folders instead of mine). If I ran it as myself, I get a MozyClientError6:

Mozy Client Error

Code: MozyClientError6

Problem:
You haven’t configured your backup client, so there is nothing to back up.

Solution:
Right click on the Mozy in your tray icon and select ‘Configure’ and select some files for Mozy to back up. Visit http://mozy.com/support/manual for the instruction manual on how to set your Mozy up.

which probably meant the configuration/settings I made weren’t able to be saved, which probably means the settings are somewhere in Program Files or somewhere I don’t have write access to. I guess if I wanted to, I can set it up on my admin account once and the settings will then be preserved.

I also forgot to note, that you can only install the client on 2 machines, but if you really wanted more, you’d probably just create additional accounts.

Music from The Inner Life of a Cell

If you’re looking for the mp3, please see this entry. The mp3 I have is scattered with the phrase “massive productions”, but if you’re okay with that, you can download the mp3 there.

So I’ve been trying to find out what the music from The Inner Life of a Cell (sometimes referred to as The Inner Life of the Cell). I’ve been searching online with queries involving soundtrack, music, audio, background, but with not much luck.

However, I did find the lead animator John Liebler (who goes by the alias Manfrog on these forums). I sent him a PM and left a message on the thread: Cellular Visions: The Inner Life of a Cell and here’s his response:

Hi Krunk!

Thanks! The music was composed, performed and recorded by Matt Berky. His company is called Massive Productions. Check him out at:

http://www.massiveproductions.com/

He does most of the sound work for XVIVO. He always does an amazing job!

You can also visit John Liebler’s homepage: MESHandBONES.com

Visiting Massive Productions, I find that the piece used in the video has already won an award with that animation:

Massive Productions Wins 2006 Telly Award
Judging has been completed for the 27th Annual Telly Awards competition and Massive Productions was selected by the judges to receive a 2006 Telly Award for Best Music Composition for a Non-Broadcast Film or Video. The piece of music was written for a three minute medical animation produced by Harvard Bio-Science. The 27th Telly Awards Competition received over 12,000 entries from the finest ad agencies, production companies and corporations in the world. It is a tremendeous achievment to be selected for recognition.
Below is a short segment of the award-winning piece…

Download: Harvard.mp3

Unfortunately, it’s just a 48 second segment, but still good nonetheless. They don’t seem to be selling the music unfortunately. I’ve sent them an email and hopefully I’ll hear good news.

Microwave

About 3 weeks ago, I opened my microwave for the 1st time and I realized something… it didn’t have a turn table. I’m like, they still make microwaves like that!?!? I believe all the microwaves my dad’s ever purchased had a turn table. By turn table, I mean there’s a dish that rotates inside when it’s microwaving so you dont have to stop midway, flip your burrito over and continue microwaving. Anyway, it looks like I’ll need to pull out my microwave from my storage room.


Random Crap:

Kids buy lunches with scans of fingersRome City Schools is switching to a scanning system that lets students use their fingerprints to access their accounts. In the past, students had to punch in their pin numbers. When did we get rid of lunch cards?

Telephone telepathy — I was just thinking about youEach person in the trials was asked to give researchers names and phone numbers of four relatives or friends. These were then called at random and told to ring the subject who had to identify the caller before answering the phone. “The hit rate was 45 percent, well above the 25 percent you would have expected,” he told the annual meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science. “The odds against this being a chance effect are 1,000 billion to one.”

I was driving this morning and on a license plate frame of the car in front of me, the bottom said “Not A Magician”. The font on the top was smaller so I had to drive up closer to read it, and the full sentence said:
I’m A Beautician
Not A Magician

Have you seen the new show on Nick Jr. called Lazytown? Isn’t Nick Jr for like kids 8 and below? Anyway, it’s about this bright pink girl that dances to techno music. Here’s some example videos:

Police: Man robs bank to be ‘supported’Police said Gaetan Roy had just lost his job, so he came up with a plan: Rob a bank, hang around, then get taken to jail to be “supported.”

Cell phones found inside four prisoners“Each one had a cellular with a number of chips,” Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.

Sodium Party (from /.) – I’d read about, and heard stories about, throwing sodium into water. It’s a classic thing chemistry students do in college, and based on the reports I have been able to find on the internet, they are often drunk at the time. What do you get when you purchase 3.5lbs of solid sodium metal (~$100), have your own private lake, and an experimental mind? KABOOM! Do check out the videos and pictures he’s posted.

Gigabit

So a few weeks back, Fry’s had gigabit hardware on sale, and I decided it was time to switch from 100Mbps to Gigabit (1000Mbps). That way transferring files from my desktop to my file server would be a *snap*. The items on sale included:

For only $37, it seemed like a cheap upgrade. Unfortunately, Fry’s was out of the switch and I got a raincheck instead. For the next few weeks, I ended up calling up every other day to see if there was more in stock. Always was told to call back next week. Finally, on this past Friday, they told me it was finally in stock, so I headed over after work and picked up my switch. I ended up setting it up when redoing my office layout.

A preliminary test transferring large files through FTP netted in ~18MB/s, a somewhat disappointing figure, but I believe it may have to do with a RAID5 hard drive limitation rather than the network limitation.

Random Crap:

Since most of my photos of my office was taken at night, I thought it’d be nice to show you what’s actually outside my windows. Here’s one in the late afternoon:
window lookout from new office setup

  1. (img) リアル – Real – real Donkey Kong platform
  2. (img) アメリカのファッションマガジン. フレア マガジン(FLAIR Magazine) 広告 – American Fashion Magazine (FLAIR Magazine) Ad* NOT WORK SAFE!!! * Because woman have their own logic. a list of “positions” and how many calories you burn per minute.

Kitten and his box (from Cari) – an awfully cute video of kittens trying to squeeze into a box.

Cambodia passes adultery law, opposition walks outIn the last 7 years, at least 108 cases were reported of women being attacked by acid, some left horrendously scarred, usually by an outraged wife, the Licadho human rights group says. At first I didn’t understand why the women were being attacked by acid from their wives, but Tera pointed out, it wasn’t the women’s wives, but the mistress.

An Animation Company takes Harvard University Students on a 3D Journey (from /.) – I didn’t really bother reading the article, but it’s an awesome animation from SIGGRAPH 2006. Titled The Inner Life of a Cell, it features a 3D animation showing the inner workings of a cell, with an awesome background music. I’m no bio major and don’t think I can even point out more what 2 or 3 things are, but a couple of my bio friends are like, “Ooooh! That’s a _____. Ahhh! That’s a _____.” You can watch the animation (higher quality) in your browser or directly download the flv file and watch it in VLC or FLVPlayer.

Do you know what’s the worse thing about soundtrack music? No lyrics! Not that it makes the soundtrack bad, but it means there isn’t a easy way for me to search for what the song is called. If anyone knows what music/audio/soundtrack the above animation video clip is using, I would sure love to know. Please drop a comment if you do. Thanks! You know me, I love soundtrack music.

Stolen lunches? Substitute cat food for tuna on wheat (from /.) –

The nonteam players

It’s the other two who are not part of the team who can be a problem and are the likely culprits when confronted with the vast richness of the “office Serengeti,”as Buffini describes it.

Sometimes they’re angry in a passive-aggressive way and act out by sabotaging the personal property of others, Buffini said. Others take lunches as a way to be funny or provocative.

And then there’s a group that lacks integrity, rationalizing that there’s no name on the bag or that the owner is overweight and could stand to skip a meal anyway.

So which department is most likely to steal a lunch?

Accounting, Buffini said, drawing on his experience with personality traits at work. They have to do things by the book, but they’re often mad in a passive-aggressive way.

Another likely candidate is the customer-service department, because personnel there are under constant pressure and have to handle angry people, he said.

As for the least likely lunch bandits, Buffini said, it’s managers because of the scrutiny they’re under from all sides, as well as “hero” departments like information technology, which come to your aid when you’re down.

And the mellow marketing folks get so many gift baskets that they’re not interested in someone else’s tuna sandwich, he added.

Woman crashes when teaching dog to driveA woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China’s Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

Overweight? Asthmatic? Australia’s army wants youAustralia will likely lower recruitment standards to let overweight people and mild asthmatics join up as it tries to boost troop numbers to combat regional instability, the nation’s top soldier said Sunday.

Switch off TV and switch on your memoryTurning off the television, picking up a crossword and eating more fish could be the key to a better memory, an Australian survey has found.

xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – COMPLY (from Tolik) – a funny webcomic for nerds. A couple funny ones:

Only women need apply for traffic policeThe male-dominated traffic police routinely forgive traffic violations in exchange for bribes. Many believe this culture helps make Russia’s roads among the world’s most dangerous: about 35,000 people are killed in accidents each year. We need more of those male traffic police here in Washington!

Brothels take the sting out of pump pricesBrothel owners claim the system works much the same way as supermarkets which offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks. “If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter,” Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters Wednesday.

Bartender gets $10,000 tip on $26 tabKienow, a bartender at Applebee’s, got a $10,000 tip from the man — for a $26 meal — on Sunday.

Nepal boy claims to be shortest in worldKhagendra Thapa Magar, 14, is only 20 inches tall and weighs 10 pounds.

Money more important than looks in a manWomen regard healthy finances as more important than good looks in a man, according to a survey on Friday. Almost half (45 percent) said a healthy bank balance is more significant than physical attractiveness in a potential partner, according to National Savings & Investments’ (NS&I) latest quarterly savings survey.

Snakes on a Plane

I went to watch this with CDMCC last Thursday. Given what this movie is about and all the hype it has had, it was a pretty good film, though I’m shocked at how high everyone else rated it as, especially the critics. Reading the critics’ remarks, it appears they are in full understanding of what to expect and got what they expected, so they rated it as a good film…

Official Site
IMDb: 7.7/10 (21,749 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: B- / Yahoo! Users: B-
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 69% / Average Rating: 6.3/10
Apple Trailer
Amazon.com Showtimes
Amazon.com Soundtrack
Amazon.com 2007 Wall Calendar

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Running Scared

Another movie I was not planning on seeing, but IMDb gave a pretty good ratng and it turned out quite good. As ChemChampion points out, the leading actor is played by the guy from Fast and Furious and other horrible flicks, but if Ashton Kutcher could do so well in The Butterfly Effect, maybe they were just actors that haven’t been given the opportunity to “perform” yet. Anyway, the overall storyline is Joey trying to retrieve a gun, or he’s dead.

Official Site
IMDb: 7.4/10 (8,912 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: C- / Yahoo! Users: B
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 39% / Average Rating: 4.5/10
Apple Trailer
Amazon.com DVD
Amazon.com Soundtrack

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The Butterfly Effect

This movie turned out a lot better than I had expected. I just never really took any movie that has Ashton Kutcher in it that seriously, as he always plays a goofball type role and this movie was about alternating the past. The premise just sounded ridiculous if not ricockulous. But IMDb gave it a rather high rating for an Ashton Kutcher movie and I decided to give it a try and I’ve wached and rewatched this movie about 3x, while rewatching some favorite parts about 6x.

Official Site
IMDb: 7.7/10 (39,491 votes)
Yahoo! Movies: The Critics: C / Yahoo! Users: B
Rotten Tomatoes: Rating: 33% / Average Rating: 4.8/10
Apple Trailer
Amazon.com DVD
Amazon.com Soundtrack

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Turns out there’s going to be a sequel: The Butterfly Effect 2 (IMDb). Looks like it doesn’t have any of the original cast. I hope they don’t screw it up. If I had to guess, this would be based on Ashton Kutcher’s son or maybe his grandfather (Jason’s father).